Through the summer Olympic Games the brazilian government wanted to show an image of Brazil that is not just crime and hunger. It is clear that it kind of failed actually.
>be ISIS >arrive in Rio to carry out suicide bombings >get mugged and have your suicide belt, and phone detonators stolen whilst leaving the airport >still got your rucksack and guns though >go to city centre to shoot up the place >gunbattles already going on in city centre between 2 rival drug gangs >decide to go gang rape a woman >find a western whore not wearing a burka, but a tassled bikini >its actually a man >return to the middle east in defeat >all 4 of you caught zika and start an outbreak by sharing your communal goat
Oliver Perry
Globalization is going to turn every country into Brazil. This might help redpill some people at least.
Charles Hughes
Kek
Julian Howard
>Photographer Robbed that was me desu
Nathaniel Adams
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Daniel Ortiz
Top kekle, my man
Alexander Wright
Why doesn't the police just start shooting these mongoloids on sight? See someone try to rob another person, bullet through the skull, carve the offence in his stomach with a knife and hang him upside down in the local favela as deterrence.
Liam Morales
What he expected.? Iits rio de janeiro. Even hues go there with extra caution
Christopher Johnson
kek'd
William Powell
Breddy gud
Camden Green
This copypasta already made it to /r/Sup Forums and back you smegchugger.
Lucas Bell
SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE BUTTON REDDIT
Luke Morgan
did you cry
Zachary Williams
We got fucked. We didn't even have a proper place to stay.
Nathan Williams
Goddamn, I leave for like one day and it happens that quick huh?
Owen James
I like how the thief has white skin, because it would be racist to portray a hispanic brazilian thief as actually being hispanic.
Also the comedic voice of reason is unsurprisingly brown-skinned.
It will not warm relations between Brazil and Russia.
Isaac Wilson
Further, in brazilian crime videos the thieves are often black, not even hispanic brown-skinned guys.
Josiah Clark
I don't know what that is but you need to go back
William Cruz
Is our team still at the holiday inn?
Jaxson Murphy
didn't the kiwis have some of their athletes kidnapped a couple days ago?
Isaiah Torres
Only a little
Wyatt Williams
>Robbed in Rio the drinking game disneys latest animated adventure about a blue parrotsomething that holds up banks splinter group form the reo speedwagon band
Ayden White
He wasn't an Olympic athlete, just in Brazil to compete in some non-Olympic sport. Also he didn't get kidnapped, just had two police men escort him to an ATM to withdraw cash at gun point.
