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I put some weird lotion on my face in the shower this morning and now my face is really soft.

D-desu.

>all the aussies are on /brit/
hmm its almost like animeposting has driven them away

i have arrived

tfw post in /ausnz/ and /brit/

You're dead to me now

Hello!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

post boipucci

Only Karen gets to see my lewds. Sorry wanker.

Hot chippy bread roll with tomato sauce.

*nukes Australia*
heh
nothing personal cunt

You're dead to me now as well

fuck that sounds nice

Please don't nuke Sydney. I live here desu.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yay, work is over until tomorrow

Did you make moneys?

Fuck it's hot, time to change into some shirts and a very bright shirt

Yep, although unfortunately not cash

>and a very bright shirt
baka virgin

You wished you looked as cool as me

Don't make me buy one of those stupid Hawaiian t-shirts just to show you up!

***shirts
why do I keep saying t-shirt...

It wouldn't look good on a lanklet like you, you'd look like a dorky loser with it on

oh hey guys! I'm in orstralia as well... any west aussies I here? I'm in the midwest, sorry I don't have any cute anime to contriboot.

>West Aussies

I don't link desert.

*links desert*
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert

Looking at the ThrottleStop software lads.

I meant to write 'like'

Aaaaaaah

I wonder if it works or if it's just snake oil

It's from TechPowerUp so its not snake oil.

wats up you silly gooses

Not much you silly duck

What about you?

Falling in and out of sleep, what are you up to buddy?

ahh just kinda bored desu I need something fun to do

waat isn't it early there?

>ahh just kinda bored desu I need something fun to do
More like someone fun to do you (like me)
>waat isn't it early there?
It's 5:30 in the evening here

Aldo very nice quads there mate

>waat isn't it early there?
Yee I'm just a big ol' lazybones.

>More like someone fun to do you (like me)

that would be way more fun!!

hmm though I can't help but wonder what it's like to have a teddy bear do me :o

oh well I suppose that's acceptable for the weekend

I might get myself a Teddy bear costume and we can find out

ay whats fucken going on cunts

so met up with me mate

grabbed some liquor with him

shipped off back to crib and chilled with me mates, along with the cold ones i brought with me from me mate

cracked em open

ay

sunk a few hot ones

watched some movies

grabbed some grub with me mates

smoked some more

grabbed some more cold ones with another mate ay

sippin on a cold one now by myself after smoking an entire fat fucken joint by myself

shits cash ay

Sounds fuckin skitz desu.

hmm that's true but idk about any furry shit!!!

Furry stuff is weird, but dressing up can be fun

me

>but dressing up can be fun

tell me about it :p I love dressing up!

Me too, although I'd rather dress in girl clothes than an animal outfit

Also me

C-can I kiss you ironically?

oh girls clothes are way more fun than some gross fursuit thing, and way easier to get too!

No, but you can do other, more lewd, things to me
I want some, unfortunately I'm crashing with my parents right now so I can't really go out and buy any

yeah but just think how fun it'll be to finally get some when you're not with your parents!!

what would you get first?!

L-like what?

Programming socks, then maybe a miniskirt
Use your imagination

you neeeed some cute undies if you're gonna get a skirt though, just not right otherwise!

I don't have a good imagination though desu.

Your right, I need panties too

oh definitely, panties are the most fun part anyways I think.

also the first girly thing I ever bought haha

Hmmmm... what kind of panties would you recommend?

hmm my favorites are cotton briefs and clingy boyshorts, because they will completely cover everything...extra down there. That's if you want to wear them for a long period

If you just want to take some cute photos then whatever you find most sexy and fun!

>Those legs

Wh-why do you look so f-feminine.

M8 you need better parents. One of my friends is getting his mum to help him sew a maid dress and they give no shits that he is going to wear it.

i don't know!! I do like it though

Thats a bit odd to be honest.

Please stop posting your body parts desu. I'm getting aroused by your femininity because my brain is confused.

honestly I doubt my parents would care, but all the same I'd rather they didn't know

your favourite car manufacturers?
mine are
>porsche
>tvr
>radical

Don't listen to him, keep posting your body parts.
They're nice treats for us.

>Thats a bit odd to be honest
A little bit yeah, but I don't think they care as long as that keep themselves out of trouble.
Fair enough

my room has a bunch of closets, when I was staying at home a few years ago my mom moved a bunch of her old dresses into the closets for "storage"

she knew though, but I felt weird wearing them sooo yeah

ahhh sorryyyy~

follow your brain!

I-It's ok desu. J-just don't be so lewd with your pics.

M-makes me flustered seeing such feminine legs.

yeah but we were talking about panties so it was kinda lewd on purpose!

O-oh. ok then desu.

Having some chicken curry for din dins. What are you lads having?

I'm eating chicken :3

Just got into bed, feels comfy

Ham and cheese pasta bake

*beat drops*

KFC?

K F C
F
C

Good morning lads. How's your day been?

Good, work was shit but boss brought everyone a beer afterwards and now I'm in bed

Sleep well?

Right, how was the beer?
Slept pretty well

I mostly wasted it like always desu.

Je suis un homme blanc et etre beau jambes.

It was a nice fancy one, very nice

>I mostly wasted it like always desu.
A good day then? You go back to work tomorrow right?
>Je suis un homme blanc et etre beau jambes.
Je suis un homme blanc et ai de belles jambes
>It was a nice fancy one, very nice
Your job really is comfy. Though as you said boat people might be a pain in the ass

Where should I go during summer holidays? (Like 2 weeks)

Is there anything on the Russian east coast worth visiting? Or maybe go to Prague and end up in a porno

>Russia
Not worth in any way
>Prague
Paid too many visits already. Tbqh most of the Europe is covered in that sense. Haven't been in any of the scandi countries except for Finland though

What about Copenhagen? I've never been there myself but it looks bloody nice

Goodmorning guys

Hey come to Italy and bring money :3

Didn't catch any fish lads
2/10 trip

Morning lad

Wh-what the fuck is ai de?

I'll check it out
So you be sayin' I should go SOUTH?

Did you stay awake all night?

South or Sardinia
You already trained to Russia it would be a joke :^)
Nah it shouldn't happens anything to tourists

"ai"= Verb "avoir" conjugated at the first person singular
"de" is necessary in that sentence. I'm not sure how to explain the reason though
Was it nice nevertheless?
Nope, I had a nice sleep

Good morning mate
That's not good, I'm sure next time you'll get some

I am back from dinner. Had chicken satay with rice.

Alright, what are the core places that deserve attention?

I need a GF.