Culture Pals - /cp/

Friendship Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs frin around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia, China and Ireland for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.

All the qts belong to Randy :)

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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>you look like my ex
>we are going to get married

LOL

Looks fishy, there are four chances:
1-She's catfishing you
2-It's some /cp/'s fake and he's baiting you
3-She wants the green card
4-She's really into you

Proceed carefully.

>qt likes memes
>I only like the ones on Instagram))

independent.co.uk/life-style/tide-pod-challenge-deaths-risk-teens-eat-detergent-videos-what-is-happening-a8156736.html

White kids...

she has a thing about south america on her profile, doesn't like polish-looking men, and I look like a spicy latin man, so I think she really is just into me based off of that. we're talking more, and that's just becoming more apparent.

Don't trust sudacas or sudaca lovers!

That's shit.
I remember qts saying "yeah, I like memes" and then they would show me the instagram ones. It happened with russians and Brazilians.

Sudaca women are good for cuming inside of at least.

You shouldn't have sex with a sudaca without a condom!

They fuck fags and get all sorts of diseases.

Sudaca women fuck fags? Really?

>Sudaca women fuck fags? Really?
Yup, they're hypersexualized whores, even a loser like me is able to have sex.

What is the absolutely most whorish thing you have ever heard a brazilian woman do that wasn't a whore, pornstar or had mental illness?

I haven't sent a message to someone new in over a week. How do I fix this autism?

Just message someone new.
Profit

A chick gave a blowjob to a nigger and kissed her bf with her mouth dirty of cum.

That gives me shivers everytime

I can't interesting enough people to warrant that and I'm tired of having to carry conversations

rate my viewers

If you're the one carrying the convos, stop. You need to find the one where you can talk freely about anything and getting one that asks you stuff.

Talk with melisa

Que favela que tu mora?

I just don't like messaging people. I may update the auto message script if someone else wants to use it though and try that.

Sou do interior no norte do Paraná, não temos favelas aqui.

Entrega o Norte do PR pra SP, absolutamente repugnante

Você é de Curitiba?

Na verdade, a vadia é do Mato Grosso...

Only Melissa looks somewhat QT, you're not doing so well Finnbro

why do you try to make a relationship with people you will most likely never meet?
no troll

Me at the top left corner :^)

Não, do sudoeste...

Cara, o namorada dela tava junto e beijou ela com a boca gozada do negão? Não é só cuck, é gay pra caramba psh

too late

thanks

stop scripting

"People from grossly poor countries who never learned nor had the opportunity to clean properly come to America and run down the apartments or houses they live in not because they want to but because they don't know any better. Not all but a big portion of them. How do I know this you ask? Because I have lived close enough to immigrants to witness it over and over again. Their children often have poor hygiene as well. What makes me sick is that senators and other elected officials don't have to live anywhere near the people they claim to love so much. If they had to have these people as neighbors they would be the first to move or complain. We have a shortage of skilled labor here. If we were a smart country we would want our elected officials to change the immigration rules to bring in better educated people. We have a surplus of welfare immigrants. How many more do we need to pay for? There is no real cheap labor. It's bankrupting our welfare system.
No one mentioned the diseases some of the immigrants bring with them."

Muricans really believe they're clean?

Is that your alt, Gustavo?

Mostly because we are rejected by "our" girls.
This interpals girls are damaged. Just like us.
And ofc that everyone meets their qt.
European flights are cheap af.
There's lads going to russia, Vietnam....

O cara não sabia que ela tinha chupado o outro e era um japorongo, não um negão.

A lot of us are here just for practicing languages, doing it by chatting with a qt girl is just a plus

You don't have to be close to befriend someone.

new to this thing
any tips for east asians and middle eastern women?

>tfw unironically just looking for language exchange buddies and friends to receive foreign snacks from

>east asians
As for Japanese and Korean, do not even try. Too many yellow fevered men message them. Chinese girls though reply a lot more often but they are robotic af.

>middle eastern
If you are white they will respond as soon as possible and even do most of the conversation for you

>east asians
Just be white/tall and good looking
You already are an anglo, so that's a big plus

>middle eastern
Just say "mashallah, my future wife"
Not joking, it works

>american
>anglo

Make me

Nah man, i'm not as sexy as him.

Japanese girls have too many beta orbiters, you'll have more chances with Korean and Chinese girls.

As for Middle Eastern girls, Turkish girls are relatively easy.

This

Turkish girls are a hidden gem

Why are you scripting men boludo

Because i'm not.
It was a joke

I can't stand American women. They're spoiled, entitled, demanding, selfish and greedy. Sure there are exceptions but they get snatched up by more handsome, richer men. That just leaves behind the aforementioned women, most of whom are also fat and/or not very attractive.

In my experience, your average European or Slav woman is more intelligent, more worldly, less self-centered, less avaricious and more feminine, with the possible exception being Bong females, who can be as bad as Americans or as good as continentals.

I'd rather have an LDR with a foreign qt and possibly meet some day than have my balls in some fat Amerilard bitch's purse in hopes of maybe one day getting to buy a bag of flour so I can find her cunt.

Eh, Turk girls aren't great IMO. They're friendly at first but they have no qualms discarding you after the first disagreement or bout of boredom. They also tend to be batshit insane.

What the hell do you guys do when a girl that's decently looking messages you but she's really shitty at conversations and it's all so boring.

I reactivated my profile and now I have myself as a friend.

It's a sign that she doesn't actually give a shit about you, so you should dump her whore ass and find a qt that's actually amused by your antics.

But if they message you first wouldn't that mean that they are actually interested?

Women are the same everywhere.

I am sure European and Slavic guys would say something similar to what you just wrote about their women.

They don't make good friends, but they do make good sexting friends.

Drop her. As attractive as she might be, trying to talk to a boring thot that puts zero effort into your conversations is just not worth it.

G'Night lads

>European flights are cheap af.
wat

No, it just means they were being bored/emotional and wanted a temporary escape. Trust me, if a chick is legitimately into you she won't be a shit conversationalist.

Isn't like already morning there?

>argie girl messages me
>starts talking to me in spanish

fucking bitch....

What's the matter with that?

I'm a failure with American women. For whatever reason I get along better with girls outside of the north American continent

>middle eastern
I wish more kuffar took those skanks because they really try their best to be Americans

He is Gustavo he want to help qts learn spanish...

>Trust me, if a chick is legitimately into you she won't be a shit conversationalist.
tfw the one girl I found tells me how she's not great at conversations or holding them
tfw been talking to her for 6 months now
tfw she tells me how boring people are on IP
warms my heart

Holy shit, is he really Gustavo?

Gustavo hates argies apparently, but that is just a guess made after hours of careful search.

Few points to consider
I never saw his "ur butiful" in spanish
His friend list consist of foreign Qts

With 20€, I can go to France.

Yeah. 6:30am

Pic related

>Women are the same everywhere.

>I am sure European and Slavic guys would say something similar to what you just wrote about their women.

Have you ever BEEN to America? And to Europe?

Most American women are ugly and dumb as sin. European and Slavic guys can say that, but unless they've had both they can fuck off. I've had American and European gfs. Its no contest.

But is the other argie really him?

slav women are gold diggers though

I'm not sure why but it makes me mad.
I hate speaking Spanish on IP, and I don't wanna chat with Argie women.

I wrote it on my profile, right on top.

I'm not Gustavo, he speaks broken English.

>With 20€, I can go to France.
>for me to fly to france would cost around $1000
>even to go to a shithole like the phillipines would be around $300

Thats why you lie about having a better job than you do. Or come up with a fancy name for a shitty job.

Thats the great thing about this, none of these women really know how big of a loser I really am. Big confidence booster and the Slavs can't dig for gold if theres no gold to be had.

mfw it would cost $410 for a non stop flight from here to France
just

I think so!

ChadStavo, your god send mission on letting every qt know their beauty is over!
Rest and relax with the harem of girls you already have, stop recruiting new members, leave some pusi for the rest of us!

Kek, i have quite the same problem honestly.

Also i dislike latín and Spanish qts

I unironically respect Gustavo.
He doesn't give a fuck

Yes this but after a certain point it because grotesque, like endlessly wandering and commenting on qts 24/7

I feel pity for him desu

I doubt Gustavo even knows about Sup Forums

Argentine women on Interpals really piss me off, I just leave their messages unread because I don't really want to tell them to fuck off or say something that will get my account suspended.

Well yes, he has his flaws like everyone :^)

la creatura aliena!

thats el abominacion

Just 13€ to go to paris

>Amerimutts being amerimutts.

Show me something surprising, Gianluca

>skyscanner
is that a good site for checking the cheapest flights?

Actually, I respect people who post pics of them on the internet though they are fully aware that they are ugly, obese, deformed, etc.

I respect them a lot and I find their courage and acceptance for themselves something beautiful.

Maybe it is true what they say, that true beauty is on the inside. Right in your heart.

I always check prices here. It has this rating on google play.
You can check the prices in every month and choose from there.

Me too, I felt really bad for posting her.
I did it to have a cheap laugh with /cp/bros , but it's not correct.
May Allah grant a bf or gf to her ;(((

t.soyboy

Thank God that you haven't seen some black American dude tho. The most incredible thing is that people still comment "omg, you're beautiful"

>united states
Stop acting surprised

Quick rundown plz!

>The most incredible...
desperation kek

gustavo said he doesn’t know about /cp/ then asked me why i asked him if he knew /cp/. instead what /cp/ is.

suspicious :3

virtue signalling

I know what cp is :^)

explanation about what black dude do

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mfw it would be 814 bucks to visit my qt
wew

Wew. That's a lot

>tfw qt says she can never imagine the man she is having sex with in her fantasies

Is this just her way of telling me that she doesn’t imagine us having sex?

I got into a LDR with a qt that lied about their personality for over half a year.
It’s hard to trust the opposite sex even more now and I find myself avoiding interpersonal conversations.
How long will it take to get over the anxiety?
I’ve tried rationalizing in my head but I just can’t talk about personal things to people anymore like past experiences, hopes, and dreams.

I’m not sure but girls used to fuck with me in school and pretend to be interested and lead me on just to get something and I was dumb enough to fall for it every time. I’m now 25 and it still affects me