Do you think the army men from Toy Story are actually bloodthirsty little bastards?
Do you think the army men from Toy Story are actually bloodthirsty little bastards?
Parker Cook
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Parker Morris
They're just hardworking men who want to do their country proud.
Ian Jackson
their not bloodthirsty bastards, they are just molded that way.
Michael Perez
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Benjamin Lopez
>still no Army Men spin-off movie
Way to drop the ball pixar.
Matthew Collins
>Andy buys another bucket of soldiers
>It's tan
Xavier Sanchez
FUCK. So much missed potential.
Brody Hill
I imagine they'd all have a shared unspoken vibe of impotence due to their guns not actually working.
Could lead to some good jokes, and of course have them McGyvering stuff a la Home Alone or Small Soldiers if the Army Men movie did become a thing.
Ryder Sanchez
>3DO's unrelated Army Men franchise will never be bought and revived by someone competent
>even if it was it would flop because the kids will call it "gay CoD for kids"
Carson Rodriguez
Just don't make it an FPS.
Make it an RTS with the cursor literally being the kid's hand that's playing with the toys.
Aiden Ramirez
The Army Men RTS did have a neat thing where you had to use the corpses of dead units to make new ones. Just meld their plastic down and shit.
Adam Russell
Jesus. That's some Fremen shit.
Justin Davis
That could probably be an animated short, but in the end it would just turn into a "don't judge people based on color" message at the end.
Samuel Nguyen
>I imagine they'd all have a shared unspoken vibe of impotence due to their guns not actually working.
Fuck. This is my head canon now
Caleb Allen
How would they fight if they can't shoot?
Just go pew pew pew or hand to hand?
Jason Johnson
There were quite a few army men games. The rts was pretty good, though a little clunky, and I still like the old shooters. When I say old I mean old, I play em on my 64.the rts was gamecube.
Jonathan Murphy
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William Myers
Logan Bennett
They're the most loyal and honorable toys in Andy's Room and the most powerful. They know their limitations and they know how much they accomplish as a unit. The other toys have nothing on them.
Ayden Jackson
damn I miss those games
Jayden Lopez
It's a shame the one game killed everyone but Sarge.
Wyatt Sanchez
>That could probably be an animated short
That already is a number of games, you know.
Lucas Roberts
>for kids
>with flamethrowers like that
Hoo boy.
Joseph Williams
RTSs are dead jim
Wyatt Jenkins
Have it dramatized like when Andy's playing with his toys or when Rex played that Buzz Lightyear game.
Or have them rig up weapons from stuff like dart guns, water balloons, or fireworks.
Andrew Robinson
there's always The Mean Greens: Plastic Warfare
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Luke Garcia
That looks cool.
Is it worth playing for anything beside nostalgia?