Political Compass Thread

Post your political compass results. Judge people based on them

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7/10

nice meme/10

Gross

How´s the lolbertarian meme coming around?

absolutely bourgeois

breddy gud

R8 H8 MASTURB8

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yep, pretty accurate for me (syndicalist/socialist)

what did the compass mean by this?

>Anarcho syndicalism
How are those famines working out for you?

Reminder that all online tests are garbage and should never be taken seriously

Gubment get out reeeeeeeeeeeee

Please drink a Clorox martini you statist shit

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It's never been implemented so no. We can talk about the hundreds of millions that capitalism has killed over the last 500 years though, if you want.

Nah.

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[statism intensifies]
If I didn't believe in real libertarian principles, I'd put you in the gas chambers. Unfortunately, I can only ask you kindly to go voluntarily.

Slight to the left. Slight disgust.

You might as well be Pol Pot (and not the good kind of pot lmao) if you're that far statist

>americans thinking capitalism is libertarianism

never fails to make me laugh

I wish I was in the purple

fucking lefties

You are a: Right-Leaning Totalitarian Total-Isolationist Ultranationalist Reactionary

Collectivism score: -17%
Authoritarianism score: 100%
Internationalism score: -100%
Tribalism score: 83%
Liberalism score: -50%

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What do I win?

>these theories will work because they're smart and optimal, guys
>fuck human nature, we're hivemind worker bees now

Fascist/nat soc

you are me when I was 16

actually learn about politics before posting

fuck that's so well thought out

>hey guys i made a picture with a cool looking guy representing my ideology are u convinced yet???

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This is my actual political compass, I'm a full blown ancom. SJWs are still retarded tho

gay
Very gay
Very gay
Meh
Meh
Meh
Not bad
Not bad
Edgy
Gay
Gay
Not bad
Eyy, that's pretty good
Ok
Meh
Eyy, that's pretty good

r8 me you ugly cunts

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>having nuanced and mature political opinions triggers edgy teenage Sup Forumstards
Not surprised

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Political compass is a lie. First question is "should globalism benefit humanity is it's inevitable?" And if I'm against globalism then I'm dammed if I agree and dammed if I disagree. A whole bunch of other stump questions like that

They also unironically place Trump as a fascist

yeah I agree it's a shit test

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What the fuck do either of these have to do with politics?

first one is probably corporal punishment

second is government surveillance maybe?

stay mad

>muh hoooman nature

>getting this triggered over a dank meme

r8 me pol

So there's conspiracy behind them asking everything?

This test is a little funny. Why is it so respected when so many questions are like "some people are naturally unlucky" or "astrology accurately explains many things."

There could be a hidden agenda behind all of them. The naturally unlucky thing could be reason for redistribution of wealth to the unlucky and the astrology thing could be pagan related.

R8

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totalitarian/10


pretty nice

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Prove me wrong

How does it advance a sociologist agenda though?

More like a bunch of political science students, whom are taught feels=political system decided they'd take the crap their professors taught them and implement it into a test. It's really bogus but the liberal academia world applauded it as the greatest thing since Marxist Lucifer King and now it's treated like it matters.

Pic related, Charles Merriam is considered the American father of political science. The quoted portions on that page are from him.

So take every question on the test and look at it through the filter of the thinking of Merriam.

Forgot pic

Wrong pic. This is it. THIS IS THE QUOTE YOU NEED to keep in mind while looking through the political compass test

Rate

windows/10

Gas yourself

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For anyone who wants a more accurate method of determining what their results mean

100% foolproof

bottom right needs to be on the left

why would communists charge people for breathing

You sure are proving them wrong.

>implying Sup Forumsacks are capable of debate beyond calling each other ahmed

rate. Dissapointed the site didnt have neutral options. Fucking liberal site.

My friend, where did you get that moral chart?

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Wow so cool! What sort of pictures do you draw in people's coffee foam?

R8 me

On another note, where would the Terran Federation from Starship Troopers be on the political compass?

Haven't seen anyone similar to mine yet.. Who am i

I believe it's this one

celebritytypes.com/morality/6/test.php

Is the fence really that comfortable?

SJWs are top left.

thank you, man

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shill detected

>It's never been implemented so no


The fuck are you talking about. It sure has, you guys just didn't stick around long enough for us to see if you survive famines or if dis-incentivizing speculation is an inherently bad thing.

>>/catalonia/

I'm comfy

>Commies
>God-tier

based leaf

WW1 was a mistake.

have you not been to san fransisco?

you call that a Nolan chart?

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My nigga

:)

not an argument

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Private property and enforcement of private ownership requires coercion in the first place so yeah, anyone trying to claim land or factories will be stopped. Or they can try, but they'll be left on their own. In any case socialism is simply a superior mode of production to capitalism so nobody will try to establish it. Do you see anyone currently trying to establish feudalism?

also

>dirty filthy hippies

top fucking kek, wonder what the creator's ideology was

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i need to found a new ideoligy
it looks like its superior to the rest

I dont give a shit if you're right ot left, but if you are on the down-side you are just anarchist scum

>that far statist
>he's below the libertarian line

>Private property and enforcement of private ownership requires coercion in the first place so yeah, anyone trying to claim land or factories will be stopped. Or they can try, but they'll be left on their own. In any case socialism is simply a superior mode of production to capitalism so nobody will try to establish it. Do you see anyone currently trying to establish feudalism?

Socialism of the form you suggest steals the labor of the individual- and let me tell you why.
If a person makes something with his own labor, it imposes no externality on anyone else. Capital itself is created through labor, so workers should be able to bargain perfectly for the value of their labor- if the capitalist refuses them this, they can simply leave and make their own capital.
So why aren't the capitalists right when they say that the capitalist has done no harm to his countrymen? They are wrong because, although the capitalist has not stolen labor from the workers, he has stolen land and natural opportunities from the nation. The only way to repay the working class for this proportionate to their loss is a land value tax on all natural resources and opportunities.

Read Progress and poverty by henry george bro it'll blow your mind

ahahahaha wonder what size his ears are gauged

Is authoritarian wing really that different from libertarian wing? They seem to be fighting for all the same things- right wing libertarianism is basically nationalism with extremely small nations, left wing libertyfagging is basically "We'll still lynch you if you try to live a good life without paying us moneyz, but this time with no central authority."

It's fucking absurd to think that there are any principled differences between the authoritarian and libertarian portions of the left and right wing- the only place there is a difference is closer to the center.

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