Breadpill Thread: Christianity Discussion

It's that time again brothers and sisters.

Let's have a friendly discussion on the teachings of Christ. All denominations are welcome.

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Rolling for the second coming. Dubs say in our lifetime. Trips in the next 20 years. Quads in 5.

Would unification strenghten the catholic resistance against the degenerating tide of modernism or would It have the reverse effect, namely weakening the piety of traditionalist christendom by opening the holy Orthodox East for liberal degeneration throug hidden anti-Christ partisans infesting the church?

Posting mega breadpill right here.

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I believe at this time unification is important on a spiritual level and various churches should continue to fracture at a human level.

What do you Christians think of Christian socialism?

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I am attending and considering joining the Greek Orthodox church. Anyone else here Orthodox? What do I need to know?

Remove any allusions to pillery

Why does Sup Forums always shit on the jews but when it comes to Jesus they are okay with it.

I don't get it.

Besides, European gods > Middle Eastern gods. If I to choose a religion there is no way in hell I'd pick Christianity it's lammmmmmmeeeee.

Bugger off. is over there. We don't need a dozen threads a day here of you shitposting about the superstitions you hold to.

As a Catholic, I fear the latter would be the result. Better not to pursue it until we get this shitshow under wraps which may be never, unfortunately.

Civilizations come and go but our Lord is always true.

Stop posting these threads on Sup Forums, post on /his/ please.

I will be baptized into the LDS church tomorrow.

>pray for me anons

Can't tell you but I heard they'll pretty much let you stop by.

The ones in my area are really nice people.

3hr video of American Protestant Preacher preaching... T..thanks.

Why LDS? Most of the averages are decent people, and I've seen their underpants, but any particular reason why that one?

We just don't believe Jews are the chosen people

>All denominations are welcome.
I'm a mormon, can I come in?

you aren't a christian. No

I had really interesting conversations with Mormons.

Why do you seek Christ on Sup Forums?

There will never be a second coming. It is about as likely as a zombie apocalypse.

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I gotta go to sleep but God speed anons.

TL;DR version is that there were enough "coincidences" in a 1-2 year span with LDS that I felt God was pulling me there.

Last straw was buying a house and then a LDS church popping up on the same street a quarter mile down.

Also, I believe after praying to God and reading the Book of Mormon, that God's Church has been restored on Earth.

>tfw DARPA program manager tells you they want to fund programs against zombies.

is this real life?
Yep, sure is.

>Mormons aren't Christians
Be gone Satan!

That was a joke, not a real document..

The defining trait of all Jews is their hatred of Christ, which is most clearly seen with their religious leaders. This interview goes into detail about it:
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I met the guy and his people more than once, folk.

>Why do you seek Christ on Sup Forums?
I don't. I'm just here for entertainment and the christian threads draw my interest.

Mormons worship Joseph Smith more than Jesus, God or the holy spirit.

And for all those who thirst, let them come to the water.

Whoever you may be, don't turn your heart to stone.

I don't mean all Jews, but enough of them.

I take it you've never been into a LDS church, nor sacrament meeting.

>pictures/paintings of Jesus (and some with Apostles) everywhere outside the chapel
>No worshiping of a cross or Jesus on a cross anywhere

I'd say they are more Christian than most "Christians" then...
>but come to a LDS service sometime, or pray and read the Book of Mormon and see for yourself user

I'm an agnostic atheist, but I truly respect Christianism. It's the cornerstone of the western civilization and it must be encouraged.

I'm skeptical of this claim, i don't believe you. If it is true, and someone is serious about a contingency plan for zombies, they are completely insane, it's not like it takes a genius to land a government job.

There is no such thing as undead, not any more than there are unicorns or goblins, until evidence can be provided otherwise.

Christianity is in the holy bible and the fellowship of Christians under the leadership of a pastor.

A building decorated with fine paintings and crosses doesn't make it a Christian church any more than a building with a Red cross makes it a hospital.

I don't respect it's views on evolution/science or the origins of the world and universe.

Depends, you going to keep using the father's name in vain?

I"m LCMS but I think its times for remaining Christians to unite.

Protestantism is in terrible shape.

It's not like I'm going to give you the payment codes or other identifying information.

But you can see his face at darpa.mil because he's a program manager. They prefer subcontractor jobs.

>there is no god/gods
>your entire life is based in a lie created by jews in the most ignorant stage of human history
>the fact that jesus was westernized is a pathetic attempt to make you feel better about the brown shitskin Palestinian he would have been

>It's not like I'm going to give you the payment codes or other identifying information.

mmhmm


>But you can see his face at darpa.mil because he's a program manager. They prefer subcontractor jobs.

I worked with the Army for 10 years, some face at Darpa, even if he is a GS13 or something is literally nothing, it's not evidence and it doesn't validate the document. It's a joke article, I've read it and it's been debunked. However, i don't know 100% so assuming you're correct, it still doesn't mean zombies are real and that man is insane. Furthermore you're appealing to authority, don't trust authority so much that you can't question it, it's that or confirmation bias made it easy for you to accept it as fact with nothing backing it up.

I remain confident it's a joke, unless you have some substantial proof the dead come back to life.

He always brings a super qt from the AF. I love watching her laptop.

Whatever you don't understand about "zombie" is up to you. I know what it means.

Its trump, you nigger.

Who else Arian here
My question to the non Arians:
How can you say you know Jesus Christ is God when 1 John 2:4 says thats bullshit?

Just a reminder Jesus threw the worlds first kegger *John 2:1-11* turned roughly 180 gallons of water into wine for a wedding. So celebrate and rejoice in the name of lord with booze

You're under the impression i don't know what zombie means. If you believe in them, i'm sorry, but that does not will them into existence. I'm not trying to bully you, I'm telling you what the reality is, what you want to do with that information is a personal choice that nobody cares about.

Christianity needs a counter-reformation in the West, there's no real difference between the values of the church and the world. A friend of the world is the enemy of God.

No worries. I've been working on this for over a decade.

Don't work too hard.

>Not worshipping idols means you aren't Christian

I'm sorry you are so lost user. LDS believe in Old Test, New Test and Book of Mormon.

Please come to service some Sunday to see what God's true church is like...

If I violated many christian morals, never attended church, lied to you and said that the bible was my favorite book, tried and failed to impress you with a bible quote but mispronounced shit, and then let my daughter convert to judaism, would you support me?

No? Then why would you vote for Trump?

You have belief in theories of science, which can not be explained or proved...
>You disregard explanations of your beliefs that aren't proved.

Why user?

No worries mate.

I always thought those random people back then were just random people.

>would you support me
Of course we would, every Atheist deserves a chance to repent.

There are a few things in science that we have trouble explaining and proving, but the model has ways to predict and provide evidence for events and phenomena.

This is not the same argument as believing in God, I'm very skeptical of the existence of such a being, and seeing how it's not provable i find it dubious, until evidence can be presented otherwise.

Go away psyops.

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I think you misunderstood that part user...

I'm going to an Episcopal church this Sunday, after 15 years of atheism. What does Sup Forums think of this denomination?

God isn't provable.

Have you read the scriptures? Have you tried praying about it before/after reading the scriptures?

You should try it user and see...

I don't know the first thing about it, but they have one of the biggest most beautiful churches in my area. It's like a national landmark.

It goes far beyond that, the claims Christians make go far beyond just the existence of a God, but I'll just agree with you. You're correct!

The bible does not prove itself.

It's a very weak argument to make, and it's not evidence either. I'm happy that you think you know the truth, but it's not enough for a (majority) of rational thinkers.

In a sea of retards believing in something so they can continue ignoring their mortality, it's also retarded. So waste your time as you wish.

It's the American branch of the Church of England, which is the RC Cola version of Catholicism. I'm interested in the church because I'm an anglophile, and they have cool ceremonies.

Quite literally heretics who openly espouse liberal modernism and sue anybody who disagrees with them.

are jews welcome?

>which is the RC Cola version of Catholicism
That isn't really fair, It's way more complicated than that.

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Episcopal is one of hundreds of pimples on the crusty asscheek that we call Christianity. It's not significantly better or worse than any of the other pimples.

Take the real redpill.

I'm Catholic, can I hang out with you guys?

Friends in Christ are welcome.

They don't think, they believe.

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>How can you say you know Jesus Christ is God when 1 John 2:4 says thats bullshit?

>The one who says “I have come to know God” and yet does not keep his commandments is a liar, and the truth is not in such a person.

that verse is talking about having a close relationship with him, it has nothing to do with Christ's divinity.

All the prophesies are coming true.

WW3 will happen, 7 years of darkness, anti-christ, reject the mark of the beast brothers and sisters.

I used to be an atheist, but there is something bigger than us, there is a bigger picture we are a part of these prophesies are happening.

Store food, figure out how you can get through those 7 years for you and your family.

Putin will invade the US, it's happening.

Socialism is inherently incompatible with Christianity.

baptist here
I would love to go on a mission trip to europe.
The word of christ and love needs to be spread there

>socialism: a political and economic theory of social organization that advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.
where's the incompatibility?

Before 2017 Putin will invade the US and an EMP strike or something like that will hit. You should focus on survival, storage food and water, weapons. It will last 7 years. Protect yourself and your family and friends.

why
didnt he say rich people go to hell? well basically camels and needle eyes you get my point

you really believe that? why?

You can feel it. All the prophesies is coming true. This is bigger than us.

The king of the north will invade the king of the south.

who defines what a heretic is? seems relative bong

Babylon will fall.

Dude thats what people have said in every generation. Calm down. If shit goes down its cause we finally fucked up politics fa real

im actually worried about US stability with wikileaks tho

Kek is the one and true saviour.

Does it not bother christfags to know that the church has fucked with the bible so much? Modern versions have had tons of shit cut out.

It's involuntary totalitarian nature, private property and birthrights are practised in the Bible extensively, socialism preaches materialism, egalitarianism and centralized planning.

No, It's much more difficult to abstain from sin when your tempted by the luxuries wealth can afford you.

Are you implying people said this in the 50's?

Dude you really should check out the prophesies. No for real. I wouldn't even touch kek anymore if I were you.

This is the endgame playing out. This is so much bigger than us.

Iraq already fell a bunch of times. Why are you freaking out?

I'm not freaking out, I'm just suggesting that you prepare for 7 years. WW3 is imminent, and nobody can stop it.

Yes. People claim the prophecies are coming true all the time. It never happens. Because people are fallible and just think that they interpreted what ever right

what makes you think youre the right one out of all the certain ones in history?

Most theologians engage in biblical criticism, so yes, it bothers them.