BRAZIL JUST REDPILLED THE ENTIRE PLANET

Just a thread to celebrate the Wright brothers fraud getting exposed to the entire globe today.

We planes and also shit.

Press "F" to kindly give respect.

pls

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A glorified glider does not an aeroplane make.

Don't you have some sewage to swim in?

>hue aviation
dude, everyone can see the wires, this is just sad

He flew three years after the right brothers.

If they made a plane that could fly under its own power, why are there cables holding it up?

I know this is threat to American ego and exceptionalism. America is a really great country despite of that.

but pls respect us, we really invented the airplane

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>Brazil

ITT:
Ameritards butthurt

Next up we will be revealing that Julius Caesar was black (hence the name which even to this day is common amongst certain strata of african americans)

That plane is backwards.

You had one job Brazil..

The Brazilian aviation pioneer killed himself as a result of WWI, because he honestly thought that aviation would end war.

This is a real special day for this land, your lies are over and your children will learn who really invented the airplane. pls respect

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>flew for 3 seconds
kek

we wuz batz and shit

It's bro, second place is still good.

Your shithole can't even master basic sanitation and you expect the world to believe you invented aviation?

>dat shitty webm instead the rape germany implied to us in 2014

wew leaf, you really are a disapointment

Besides the vatican the first place that needs a good nuking is shitland

1903 Wright brothers
1908 some dirty 7-1

>Country currently getting BTFO by mosquitoes.

Back to the favelas with you Fernando

Brazil invented the lady-boy
Press "P" for respect

Keep going guys and spread it on twitter!

i just got home from work what is this Hue poster referencing?

>those 3 hebrew letters for 6 in the middle of the ring
I'm done.

so why didnt they fly the thing then?

WE WUZ FLYERZ AND SHIET

>le catapult brothers

>It's a "new world" get with it
Ohhhh Fuuuuuc....

Paolo is bragging that Brazil stole wright brothers idea and made a glider 3 years later. This is apparently their crowning achievement despite their cutting edge advancements in motorcycle-based crimes and stolen goods fencing.

>Hueviation

It holds it's place in history as the first getaway aircraft, used following a bodega robbery and double homicide.

We are saving the world planting trees.
BTFO World!!

Because Airplanes in 1903 didn't count as airplanes because they didn't have wheels?

Ok Brazil, whatever you say.

Anyone else notice all the Brazilian niggers? They had a few German looking fuckers and then some Banana boat riding nog

kek

Fun fact, Julius Caesar was actually named after modern day African Americans.

Do Brazilian planes normally have wires holding them up?

Brazil is like 48% black, I read that somewhere.

What with people from around the entire planet being there, I'm not surprised to hear they're taking medication after their trip to brazil

>brazilian aeronautics

Yeah.
I don't think it counts if you have to launch your plane from a catapult.

>stole wright brothers idea

We stole no aerodynamic catapults.

Remind me again who invented the car?

Some French faggot or Henry Ford?

A. There were no catapults, it was a downhill ramp.
B. The flight was powered.
Powered flight is powered flight.

>WE WUZ INVENTORZ AND SHEIT
Pathetic

>Brazil is such a shithole that people tried to build planes to leave it.
Kek

Can't wait for the next Brazilian Sputnik 1 ripoff.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Nobel_laureates_per_capita

Brazil...dead last. You bring nothing to the table. The rest of the world is carrying your asses.

>immigration
>slavery
>global warming
>""""""first"""""" flight
shittiest opening ceremony ever

I thought it was some german guy?

If you really think Henry Ford invented the car you must be retarded or something.

He invented the assembly line, and streamlined the production of cars, but he didn't invent it. They had been around for a long time before that.

Ohio is such a shithole people do anything to leave the planet just to get away from it

>American education

This was pathetic. Santos-Dumont was a real pioneer - and they use him to embarrass the country on a national stage.

Wouldn't surprise me tbqhwy famalamadingdong

>Hue thinks he invented powered flight
>Americans think they invented powered flight
Thats cute.

>it thinks that's an airplane

On a side note to this, India and China need to get their shit together too

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Corno manso. Vai lá dividir a sua minazinha com um gringo.

Europe did it before anyone else but the wright brothers just got the publicity.

It was obviously a gay black transgender muslim Chinaman named Stellie Cohensteinmann

>huespeak

Sup Forums isn't a reliable source. Even hues in last thread called out the hue that said that.

Awesome Brazil invented a plane that needed CABLES AND CGI TO TAKE FLIGHT

Richard Pearse is on record saying the Wright Brothers invented the aircraft.

he had a flying machine before them, but there was no way of controlling it,

some Indian man invented a flying machine before Richard Pearse did, but it was unmanned.

Romania also claims to have invented flight.

Go away kiwi

>It is claimed Pearse flew and landed a powered heavier-than-air machine on 31 March 1903, some nine months before the Wright brothers flew their aircraft.

>The documentary evidence to support such a claim remains open to interpretation, and Pearse did not develop his aircraft to the same degree as the Wright brothers, who achieved sustained controlled flight.

>Pearse himself never made such claims, and in an interview he gave to the Timaru Post in 1909 only claimed he did not "attempt anything practical ... until 1904".


>Pearse did not develop his aircraft to the same degree as the Wright brothers, who achieved sustained controlled flight.

>as the Wright brothers, who achieved sustained controlled flight.

>sustained controlled flight.

>burgers calling it a 'glider'
>when the wright plane got catapulted and glided while the 14-bis took off from the ground and landed properly

Powered flight, not controlled powered flight.

What a ridiculous piece of shit.

Americucks absolutely BTFO.

>implying even the wright brothers were first

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GO PLANT A FUCKING TREE

Umad chimp?

>wright brothers flew three years before
>three years
>three fucking years

>yeah, but, that didn't count because of...various...uh...reasons

We all know who invented flight (pic related)

>b-b-but brazil has favelas and sheeeit, how could them have invented the airplanes?

>Wright brothers come 2nd
>It's totally first because their plane crafted by a whole team of engineers instead of a hobbyist in his garage was more advanced

You must be retarded too because Ransom Olds invented the assembly line.

WE WUZ PILOTS

Kek.

You guys should have left flight alone and focused your attention on making your country less shitty.

cugnot (french) made wheeled steam engine contraption in 1769

Benz (German) made gas powered tricycle in 1886

Duryea made and produced the first carriage w/ 4 wheel automobile in 1893 (USA)

Ford was mastered mass production with interchangeable parts. The Automobile had been around for decades before that.

Stop cutting all yours down and we won't have to, faggot

Man you Brazilians sure are fucking stupid, do you not see the engine? Powered, flight.

Honestly how the could i know who invented this shit, i wasn't there.
>read a (((history book)))
Oh gee, sure paper is lie proof.

Since when does 2 brother bike makers count as a whole team of engineers?

I sell firewood for a living. I'm good.

Can I watch this online for free somehow?

who here watched to march of nations just to see some rare flags?

>immigration

Lebanese and Japanese immigration actually happened in Brazil. And yes, they are hardworking people who make this nation less fucked up.

>slavery
So?

>global warming
Science and data. So sad you only like it when it comes to Race/QI stuff.

>""""""first"""""" flight
Catapults =/= Planes

Wright Brothers Flight
>1903
Santos DuFaggo Flight
>1906

lol, hue hues are really fucking shit aren't they

the wright brothers managed to fly a year BEFORE 14 Biz

HOWEVER , they did not have a engine, they used a giant slingshot to make the plane fly
Even a cow can fly if you use a giant slingshot

THEREBEFORE

they invented a glider, not a plane

The Jews are behind this

>literally no source on earth ever isn't (((le jews)))
>there is absolutely no way at all whatsoever to determine truth

this is called overdosing on the redpill

They forgot germans, italians, polish, russians, turks, all people just as significant if not more.

Oh but right, we can't have europeans and roaches at the presentation.

>South America
>not leading the world in deforestation

Press "T" for Trees.

>made a plane 3 years after the wright bros

Neato gang.

Rest of the world btfo. Brazil invents first water powered car.

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Observe the might of Brazilian ghetto technology.

The Fédération Aéronautique Internationale (F.A.I) ("International Federation of Aeronautics"), founded in France in 1905 to "regulate the sport of flying" and to keep track of aviation records and other aeronautical activities, stated among its rules that an aircraft should be able to take off under its own power in order to qualify for a record. Brazilians therefore believe the 14-bis was the first airplane and Santos-Dumont is revered as Father of Aviation in the country. Written and photographic documentation by the Wrights authenticated by historians shows that the 1903 Wright Flyer accomplished takeoffs in a strong headwind without a catapult and made controlled and sustained flight nearly three years before Santos Dumont made his first takeoff[citation needed].Official records and motion picture footage show that the 14-bis achieved unaided takeoff on wheels.

>its a "some shithole tries to take credit for the airplane from the Wright bros because someone in their country made some shitty glider once" episode

That's not flying it's held up by wire

Nice try