OFFICIAL - RIO - OLYMPICS - THREAD - EDITION

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1st for explosion

FUUUGG

NOW.

FIRST FOR #TEAMENRICHMENT

MANLET LITTING IT UP

HAPPENING
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USE THE REAL FUCKING LOGO

the womyn can take it the rest of the way, you white male

Second for THICCCC

Dissapointed

If digits, ISIS comes soon

happening NOW

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED IRELAND

Webm of the Dancing Niglet please lads

NOTHING HAPPENED

FUCKING ISIS

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Which teams are you supporting? For me it's
>Russia
>Finland
>Austria

its going up

GOOOOOO

>implying you would not
implying you would not
>implying you would not
implying you would not
>implying you would not
implying you would not
>implying you would not
implying you would not
>implying you would not
implying you would not

it expld i will become satanist

MANLET WITH THE TORCH

Sup Forums BTFO!!!!

ISIS are fucking pussies

SO SYMBOLIC

EXPLODE NOW

Have yall niggas just been guessing literally every second that a bomb is going to go off?

This shit is so budget kek

huh, where's all the gangbangers and ISIS?

those are all men

beautiful modern art for once
god bless the sun

WHY THE FUCK NBC

IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET

What are my odds that they have a penis?

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You call that a flame?

>inb4 stadium catches fire

australia
new zealand
britain
america
canada

>THAT TORCH REPRESENTS THE ONE GOAL THEY GOT AGAINST GERMANY


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zimbabwe whiter than usa.

Illuminati Ceremony Bingo

Holy fuck, I'll give that to the brazilians.

The flame / sun is fucking beautiful.

That's a sweet flame lads

>small low emission flame.
Lame. Can't even get the flame right.

Mirrors and costumes, Rio is so fucking vain.

ISIS U HAD ONE JOB SANDNIGGERS FOR FUCK SAKE

ILLUMINATI MESSAGE RECEIVING NOW

That's pretty fucking cool desu

>Gas is too expensive, so they have a small as cauldron.

My fucking sides.

That spinning thing is straight out of Event Horizon. Thanks Brazil; the portal to hell is now open.

o-ok, I gotta admit that's pretty nice
except for the low-emissions bullshit

>looking at computer
>hear a bang
>turn around hyped as fuck to look at tv
>just fireworks

so that's what the thing in agot intro is

>pagan sun worship ritual confirmed
ayyyyyyyyyyy

For me it's:
>North Korea
>Syria (especially versus team refugee)
>Russia

THIS is a flame

>can't even light up Jesus right
baka desu

LOW ENERGY

same here mate.

god i love how NZ has the best sporting colour

Well there goes the ozone.

GET SHIT IRELAND

VANDERLEI IS KING

I'm really surprised too. Maybe because it is very aesthetic

KEK I DID THAT TOO

But nippon brazil is hell

It's intentional. Less fire more forests.

entire Brazilian GDP in firework form

"Come to me, all who labor and are heavy burdened, and I will give you rest." -- The Bible, Matthew 25:28

Cool sun Clodoaldo.
Would you bring it to the olympics?

yawn

>small flame cuz emissions
>proceeds to fire volleys of fireworks

>literally gassing the audience
lmao

lmao little Australia should just give up

anyone have the bio hazard Olympics logo?

Very similar to the 2007 panam cauldron

HOLY SHIT IT EXPLODED

>light small flame to protect the environment
>shoot off a shitload of fireworks instead

ONE JOB.

FAILED

MUH EMISSIONS

>small flame cuz emissions
>proceeds to fire volleys of fireworks
Irony wasn't lost on me

>Low emission Olympic flame
>lights up a Chinese explosive factory worth of fireworks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I MISSED EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF FUCKING NBC

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SHOW IT DIFFERENT FOR EACH TIME ZONE

LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS
>LOTS OF CO2 FROM FIREWORKS

ISIS EXPLODED A NUKE

ISIS EXPLODED A NUKE

ISIS EXPLODED A NUKE

ISIS EXPLODED A NUKE

talk to my brother like that again cunt and i will fuck you up

The fireworks were probably a third of the budget, Jesus

FUCKING SHIT CHRIST NOTHING

CONTINUA LINDO
>CONTINUA LINDO
CONTINUA LINDO
>CONTINUA LINDO
CONTINUA LINDO
>CONTINUA LINDO

Finally, I can go to bed.

LMFAO

The shots of the Jesus statue have me kind of worried, is this a symbolic thing going on?

>all that CO2

>suddenly, it's uk in the stadium

So they can edit it for USA audience.

We can't have you seeing what really happened now, can we

>don't wanna spend too much gas
tfw

>low emissions; muh environment
>proceed to light off 2-3k fireworks

THAT'S THE OPENING THEY SPENT YEARS ON?

Holy shit it exploded

Wtf are you anons watching?

I'm watching literal Tinbuktu niggers walk out and get their 15 seconds of fame.

You fucks better flood social media with their hippocricity

Why is Jesus standing on the mountain

This is more realistic

This fucking shilling on the BBC

These Olympic Opening Ceremonies brought to you by ISIS.