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misery on the morrow edition

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cara

enemy UAV is inbound

one lecture tomorrow

choon
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BARRACK O'BEE

lads

*martyrdom kills you*

heh nuttin perssonel kid

*changes to last stand and kills you again*

we're being dominated take those positions

think there's something mentally wrong with me that this is the funniest thing I've read all day

WE AV TAKEN ZE LEAD

WE HAVE LOST ZE LEAD

WE HAVE TAKEN ZE LEAD

riiiiiiiight what the hell kind of a name is Soap eh? how'd a muppet like you pass selection

>he's an ash main

epic noscope!

>all these MW babbies
>will never know the TRUE GREATNESS of BF2

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>tfw you'll never play Dragon Valley 64 players again

recon and report

yeah i know what you mean, about to graduate and i've seen maybe one internship offer in brittany

...

ENEMY NUKE INCOMING

gonna fail this exam lads haha

SHITTY EXPOOPED

it was even funnier at the time mate
he then started posting ridiculously stupid bait to try and make it look like he was just joking all along

>not gulf of oman 64

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blasno vicha

>twelve hours remaining

bc2 > everything else

the numbers mason, what do they mean?

remember: no russian

probably a Monstrous cunt.
If you want to know,
it was brewed in a cafetière, stirred with a wooden chopstick.

it will never be summer 2008 again

i will never spend the carefree summer afternoons playing CoD4 and halo 3 splitscreen and Rock Band with my mates

i will never go on long and often treacherous bike rides with my mates

i will never be happy again

what takeout should i get for tea

less than 12 hours until my alarm goes off and I want to neck myself

IT'S OVER

THE NUMBERS MASON

>takeout
fuck off yank

>it was brewed in a cafetière, stirred with a wooden chopstick.

can't relate to these video game quotes you're all spouting

All the way through school I thought I was the cool one for not owning a stupid games console and instead spending my evenings playing outside or reading. I thought they were all going to end up as spastics and I was going to excel. Those console twats, I thought.

Well, turns out they did become spastics. And so did I. And now we're here. Posting together. You and me. Console spastics and me. Together at last.

THEIR LAND, THEIR PEOPLE, THEIR BLOOD

RAMIREZ USE YOUR ACOG AR WEAPONIZED MECH TO TARGET THOSE ENEMIES

when it comes to consuming soy
all japanese men are allegedly soyboys because japanese cuisine includes fucktons of soy products

>tofu
>soy sauce
>miso
>bean sprout
>natto
>aburaage

literally every man eats at least one on the list daily
yet japan still being the land of samurai


checkmate soy memers

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ouch not good, still at least you live somewhere nice. i live on the coast in a big seaside town here and its ok but thats it, its just ok. whereas in brittany i can go megalith hunting, might not be much to some but i like me some old big stones.

SHUT UP
I FUCKING HATE THIS GIMMICK WHY WON'T YOU LET MY ENJOY MY LAST NIGHT IN PEACE
FUCK OFF

weird cod synchronicity
i'll punch your bloated head in if you talk to me like that again. They'll never be able to fully reconstruct you

Fifty thousand people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

>he doesn't smoke mid

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PLAAAAANNNTTTINNG CLAYMOOOOOREEEE

jesus why are you so loud? the enemy can here us?

RAMIREZ, PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN

I just looked at the wiki page and York itself isn't even in the fucking West Yorkshire urban area, tears are coming out of my eyes

I want to go golfing

GRENADAAAA

yes comrade we are going to staged a massive invasion of a commercial fast food area and dont ask me why

>it's a ghillie sniper in a good hiding place uses the barrat 50. cal

it's like you WANT to be found

MW2 was absolute shit compared to CoD 4. God I can't get over my disappoint, I was so hyped for it

don't have a job
working is for suckers

any BLOPS man in

Captain Price, Al Assad just executed President Al-Fulani on national television

pleb taste
MW2 was pure kino, especially the campaign

work? tomorrow? why... whatever do you mean?

more like al-punani

servitude at sunup

terrible game. did enjoy the hit marker sound in that game though

hahahaha have a read mate
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>MW2 is now a nostalgia piece

I never followed the plot (lol) of MW. Was Al-Assad really part of the game?

just had a look at everyone else's work for the group assignment and it's dogshit, from the poor writing to the total lack of any depth whatsoever

back down the neo-mines on the morrow

have to agree with this, was great until they abandoned it and modders took over

post your setup lads

>CoD4
>p90
>golden deagle
>3 smoke grenades
>sleight of hand
>extreme condiitoning

in small, corridor maps I was unstoppable

>group assignment

retarded nostalgiafaggot. mw2 was a lot better

*puts 3x frag and martyrdom perks on for shipment*

coffee wanker with no beans has put me in a great mood
stupid coffee wanker

Genuinely happy to go to work tomorrow desu

people like you made me rage

>BLOPS 1
>Lightweight
>AK74-u
>fast reload
>Nuketown 24/7
>double XP

leaving this thread for now while the kiddies are talking about their brainless shooty games

>consolecucks will NEVER experience shipment FFA with 32 players

same, going to send the potential gf2018 a message at first break

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fucking hell lads, NEED to replay the campaign

good, you're probably that jeeves autist.

>leaving this thread for now while the kiddies are talking about their brainless shooty games

>consolecucks

even just looking at the yank's first post and seeing all the little reply numbers attached to it had me creasing

think I need mental help

>he had to boost to get cod4 gun skins

>hardcore S&D
>entire enemy team still alive
>IT'S UP TO YOU NOW user, COMPLETE THE MISSION!

well my mum lives in arguably the worst town of the whole department, 95% was reduced to rubble by the allies during ww2 because the krauts built a u-boot base there so now it looks like shit and is a dirty commie town to boot but yeah the surroundings are lovely

*consumes copious amount of energy drinks on a daily basis*

Just finished my can of juice. Anyone else like Irn Bru?

*sends a UAV strapped with C4 to the mcom*
nothing personnel, kiddo

What was your record k/d in a single game?

110/5 here

It's normal to get nostalgic about things that happened a decade ago.

bought a fuck load of modafinil lads

love this stuff

>being this much of a pleb
if you didnt camp in call of duty you were doing it wrong

feeling the type of tired that sleep cant fix

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDIN IF YA DONT EAT YA MEAT

mw2 > cod4 > cod5 > bo1

gf2018 is going to be a challenge lads
need to find an entirely new woman who i dont know yet

I'm a Nazi