Be american

>be american
>get a false alarm
>think you're going to die
>fuck and come inside your sister with your "average" 4 and a half inch dick

ahahahahaha
that's pretty funny

Four and a half inches is completely average Ndulu.

no 4.5 is below average, 5.5 is average

for a wh*Te

How much is that in non-retarded units?

Maybe in your community Madzimoyo, but in the White world 4.5 is average.

Link to the archive?

No it's not needle dick.

No way did that actually happen

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

No it’s not you dicklet lmao

>but in the White world 4.5 is average.
That's pretty sad.

>amerishort

4 and a half inches is around 12cm

maybe this is why their birthrates are so low

>People unironically believing any of these stories are true

what the actual fuck

>f-fuck off muhammad, 4.5 inches is the white man's length

5.5 may be average but you are a dicklet if you are under 6.5

You must be really fun at parties.

L'imondo...

What's he complaining about? Fucking your sister is a lifegoal, not something bad.

this

All of you would've done the same in his shoes, don't even deny it

>5.5 is average
i need confirmation on this, because if 5.5 inches is average i'm going to sign up to become a pornstar

6 feet tall is average height
6 inches is average dick heigh

how big is yours?

20 cm

>20cm

5.5 is meme average, real average is about 6" to 7"

Is this real? I was always told that 6 inches was the average and 5.5 was small

Don't be like that, it's not small...

>Swedish person bragging
colour me suprised

The average is 18-20 cm but asians and indians drag it down to 14

i know it's not small
it's huge
i kinda want to rub mine and yours together

Yeah, no can do. Two guys rubbing cocks would be kind of gay, don't you think?

...

its not gay if we're french kissing while we do it

So, let me get this right. You're telling me that two men french kissing and rubbing cocks together is somehow heterosexual?
I'm not quite sure i follow

I didn't understand the reference until I read disregard my comment

noice

you know Sup Forums wasn't always shit

Purest form of love.

sorry

>the White world 4.5 is average.
absolute state of wh*Tes lmao

Excellent trolling, hot fantasy.

What are you sorry for? Please elaborate, i'm not so adept at the whole sexuality conundrum

do you just believe everything you read

Bigger than you, white boys

To fuck is probably the last zthing I would have in mind when I am about to die