What is wrong with Americans?

What is wrong with Americans?

many things

youre just jealous hulk will never show up at your wedding

post the Sup Forums edit

everything

I feel like I shouldnt make fun of their hobbies because they are active member of society while im a cynical piece of shit.

I don't remember where it's from but someone once said on here there's a theory that Americans are literally mentally ill and don't see the world the way the rest of us do. It was supported by some kind of research, can't suss where though.

>Yuropoors will NEVER have Captain America, Hagrid, Frodo, Spiderman, Pikachu, and Chewbacca at their wedding

>Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control
Pegg

>SW movies are for children but they don't want to admit it. There's a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike
Lucas

>SW created the big-budget comic book mentality, it ate the heart and the soul of Hollywood
Schrader

>A 12yo boy told me proudly that he had seen SW over a 100 times? I said 'could you promise never to see it again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his 30s, isn't living in a fantasy world of secondhand childish banalities
Guinness

>I don't think they are making them an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core
Cronenberg

>I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me
Friedkin

>They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human
Iñárritu

>To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence
A. Moore

>It's produced by humans who can't stand looking at other humans. And that's why the industry is full of otaku!
Miyazaki

yes, you should
nothing is lower than - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - a c*peshit fag

I'd hate to say it but for a professional artist that is not very good. All the ones without faces look fine which I guess makes sense since they're a Marvel artist but some of those faces look like they're out of wikihow.

he didn't even show up at theirs, he's just creeping

he wouldnt fit, he's a big guy

>the Sup Forums edit
I would also like to see this

...

The Europoor Matrimonial Ceremony:
>Done by a secular judge in the cheapest mosque in town
>Only parents and close friends show up
>Have to be out before prayers start

The Freedom Wedding:
>Takes place in a huge church by a devout priest who will use his direct connection to God to ensure that your sacred bond is acknowledged in the heavens
>So free that even fictional characters attend to support you
>Party lasts several weeks, there's endless food, and at the end you honeymoon in a fancy resort that you rent out with your bottomless pockets

...

I don't recognize most of these.Like who's that fat guy all the way on the right with the blue shirt?

sounds right

Yeah, I'm disappointed too. They're all hollywood shit, was thinking it would be cockmongler and stuff like that

Dan Schneider, a creepy Nickelodeon exec that people think is a pedophile

Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider

It's more of a Sup Forums edit

Is there anyone in the media that isn't a pedophile or rapist?

The ones who are getting molested.

>think
Hello, Dan.

That's pretty sweet.
I mean obviously their taste is dire but it's a nice gesture.

>tfw goose will never be your best man on your wedding with a big guy(female) for you

Why would Dan Schneider use Sup Forums? He has a ton of money, a luxurious lifestyle... there's no reason I would want to post here. This is a website for losers.

These are all Sup Forums

>Elsa Jean made it in there

Who do you think makes all them cunnyposts on tv ?

Wow I sure am superior to these soyboy redditors because I study geopolitics and read novels while well-endowed negroes fuck women all around me

never gets old

based alan moore btfoing the yanks

>Robert will never be at your wedding

You have to find that study

Sup Forums "memes"

Our culture has an obsession with brands

>well-endowed
Meme

>Sup Forums edit
>it's just an edit from Sup Forums showing a bunch of people nobody cares about
ABSOLUTE SHIT