You get an alert on your phone that a ballistic missile is incoming, this is not a drill

>you get an alert on your phone that a ballistic missile is incoming, this is not a drill
>you only have ten minutes to live

What do you do?

Fuck my sister with my 4'' penis

freeze up with fear if i were to guess

Thank whatever god is out there because he answered my prayer

I would make a thread about it on Sup Forums and say bye to my Sup Forums friends (you guys). ;_;

Also this

Punch the missile back.

*4.5"

shitpost about it on Sup Forums tbqh

fuck my neighbor

Go for a nice walk outside

post FUCK DRUMPF on twitter

I shitpost.

awwww

IIRC some celeb unironically did that after the hawaii mishap

I say something like: "God! I've never believed in you but if you exist please forgive me for all things I've done." Then go for a walk. The nearest bomb shelter is 15 minutes from me

That was fucking hilarious lel

smile

Write down my last moments for historians to read

Hold my cat. Call my sister and tell her to be strong.

>walking to the bomb shelter fifteen minutes from you when the bomb will fall in ten minutes instead of running

Go out like a patrician

I won't do it anyway. The place is very close to government buildings. All government workers go first. Moreover it's extremely populated place by my city standards

One final wank, frozen in time

kill myself to deny them the kill

>not taking your cat to your fallout shelter

one instance where not having a cell phone is a massive advantage

Finally :)

Laugh because North Korean nukes can't cause much damage.

Seriously, there has to be repercussions for the fuck up right?

I mean, I'm not following the news but I guess after sending a phone mssg to the entire population of Hawai "Hi, incoming nuclear attack imminent. Take shelter in 10 min or get fugged, gommie :-DDD. t.de guvernmen" a lot of people freaked out, car accidents, sudokus, mass rapings, lootings and shit must have happened.

This guy

And also this kek

Sit back and enjoy the best day of my life

Sad thing is his sister is alive and now she knows her brother is a dicklet :(
It could only be worse if it was his mother instead

>car accidents, sudokus, mass rapings, lootings and shit must have happened.
I didn't think about that, but haven't heard of any news along those lines.

>It could only be worse if it was his mother instead
Why? His mother would love him either way. :3

This lol

She would be disheartened to know his son wouldn't be able to fulfill his duty of pleasuring his wife

Oh grammatical error
Fuck me

>the all-clear phone alert was not send until 38 minutes later
lmao how fucking hard is it to type in "jk, go back to sleep"

Mother would be hotter 2bh

He could use his mouth. Most women orgasm more from oral sex than from penetrative sex.

...

>all these people happy and saying they would thank god

why is Sup Forums so suicidal?

>Cosmofacts.txt

hory sheet

Call my mom tell her I love her. Grab a beer go outside and sit down look up at the sky and just wait for it

Made myself ready to finally meet my ancestors.

Taste the pain.

uh no, this isn't europe

shoot my gun at the missile to blow it up

frutata

Jerk off

To what? What would be your final fantasy?

Lewds of my waifu and then I'd be ready to meet her

kill people I hate even though I know they are going down with me