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first for masochistic gastronomy workers

So what are you up to, still playing Minecraft?

Hi guys again
I am off to bed
Goodnight~

Goodnight

yea. made the mistake to take a afternoon nap and now i am focking fit

nightio

And it's back to work for me, I'll see you all later

Well have a pleasant rest of your night

>Well have a pleasant rest of your night
depending on how long you have to work i might still be briefly around
have fun desu

I'm back, I hope I was missed

you were very missed mr. wellington
how is your day going?

It's really hot here again and my arms are sore from sunburn :

you need to see the positive things.
when the sunburn is over and your skin starts to heal you will feel like a snek that changes skin

Hello. A friend came over. We smoked a joint together. It was quite fun, but I'm not sure if I was very talkative. I find it somewhat hard to find out how to relate to other people on LSD, but I enjoy how internal LSD already is so it's ok.

How are you all?

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
Goodnight!
Hello desu!
Stop being such a druggo desu.

Good morning desu.

What are you doing today? I'm back at work and am feeling the pain rn.

I am laying on my bedroom floor on laptop. I will do some laundry soon. Back to work on Wednesday for me.
I haven't had to be around normies for 3 weeks so this might be a problem.

morning
hows work?
just b urself
OI nice numbers kkkkkunt. have fun

>Stop being such a druggo desu.
I will. I'm probably going to start sobering up again tomorrow. I've been on a two week long binge now. It just kind of happened, and by the eight day or so I thought "fuck it lets go for two weeks". It's been quite an experience.

>OI nice numbers kkkkkunt. have fun
Sequences.

>laying on the bathroom floor
Why is this desu?
Had to attend a meeting this morning and I'm not happy. Being able to come home everyday to you guys keeps me going desu.
Hope you can desu.

I'm going to go and smoke some more pot. Here is some music. youtube.com/watch?v=2Ir5C-Ir_v4

y-you pervert that's not what I said.

be comfy desu
what do you do there anyway the whole day?
no worries, i also laid on the bathroom floor for a few hours when i was drunk

Wh-why did I read that as bathroom floor?
I work with transaction risk desu.

A-also you should say "What do you do there the whole day anyway?"

>A-also you should say "What do you do there the whole day anyway?"
ENGLISH ISNT MY FIRST LANGUAGE AAAAAHHH SORRY

I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU IT'S NOT THAT MUCH OF A PROBLEM NO ONE WOULD CARE IF YOU USED THAT AAAAAAH

>be comfy desu
I'm quite comfortable, but the LSD makes you put everything into a bit more analytical perspective.

I'm legit getting a bit worried about my English right now.

>Hope you can desu.
I have high hopes. I'm trying to condense my debauchery for this semester so that I can focus more on my studies. Getting my semester payout soon, I'm going to have to save most of it, but I also want to buy a vacation.

Thinking of maybe japan.

If you want to better your English, just go watch The Big Lez Show on youtube and write like they speak there. Your English is good though.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SORRY FOR SCREAMING
>Your English is good though.
thanks mate

Wow, everyone's gone, I'm cleaning up all alone, time to put on some rockin tunes

>Japan
OwO sounds good.
IT'S OK DESU!
I NEED TO GO BACK TO WORK NOW BYE BYE!

post pic of cafe desu
also know that. as apprentice i also had to clean up alone often.
WORK EFFICENT AND DONT TERMINATE BANK ACCOUNTS HAVE FUN

Sorry I just locked up and left, but maybe next time I'll take a quick photo

>I just locked up and left
wish you would lock me up and leave

That can be arranged

i beg for it.
anyway. i cant sleep you wanna see my new house in mein KRAFT when you have time later? i am pretty proud on it

I'd love to see your house, I'm just gonna get a drink and change into something more comfortable first

So are you guys australians or are you people who shitpost 24/7?

Okay

my shitposting ammo is depleted desu

Fuuuck, dumb computer has to update when I want to play Minecraft

d..does it take long?

Then stop wanting to play Minecraft

Unfortunately looks like it'll be about half an hour... I understand if you wanna go to sleep, you can show me your house another day

Hey!
That's my gimmick!
STOPPU

Well it's a pretty shitty gimmick to be honest

first time on this general
why so much paedo cartoons

*plays minecraft*
hehe
nothing personal kid

At least my gimmick isn't being a virgin highschooler

nah, its fine. i wait.
wanna see my house too? im bored and cant sleep and want attention
rude desu
>tfw no reichloli on the pc

At least my gimmick isn't being a non-virgin lanklet
Okay, it shouldn't be too long

youtube.com/watch?v=xaFg8r2r6Ww

>At least my gimmick isn't being a non-virgin lanklet
Wow, that was a great comeback
10/10

Thanks, it was pretty good

Have you had lunch yet lads?

Tea is superior.

I just had some eggs and sausage, but I don't think you can classify it as lunch here

its 4 am here. no time for lunch

>eggs and sausage
0w0

...

u cheeky wanker don't lewd my eggs!!

>there will never be a show as good as malcolm in the middle ever again

youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

This. Or King of the Hill.

how come russians are terrible wherever they go?

Malcolm was a cutie

i have arrived

Is that you irl? What a poof.

Holy heck I just woke up...
Uhh good morning gang.

Good morning mate, sleep well?

morning mateo

please show some respect when i arrive

Hows ya day been buddy?
Good morning buddy.

AHHHHH I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!
I NEED A BF AGAIN!!!
I TRIED TO KEEP TELLING MYSELF I'M NOT GAY
BUT I JUST LOVE COCKS
COCKS!
COCKS!!
COCKS!!!!!!!!!!

Haha
Homo.

Good, I had work but it was slow and I finished early, since I got off I've done fuck all

>I NEED A BF AGAIN!!!
>I TRIED TO KEEP TELLING MYSELF I'M NOT GAY

hmmm

don't think that's gonna work tbqh

gonna take a napu now.
see chu all later

Sweet dreams.
Quads as well.

pretty gay matey

Well at least you got off early.
> since I got off I've done fuck all
Lazybones.

Yes, I am lazybones

>tfw you will never be as cute as 2D is
End me now lads

...

God I wish I was 2D

The state of Australia
Night night bunny

iktf

I don't need to be 2D, I'm cute as a button.

I believe you

The existence of 2D mocks our very reality.
It's just not fair.

what the fuck is wrong with australia

JUST STOPPING BY TO SAY HELLO!

I ATE A KIT-KAT CHUNKY AND NOW I FEEL ILL.
AAAAAAAAAAH desu help.

I think I also want some tights

I hope not, I'm not cute as a button.
I was lying to impress you all.
Please forgive me.
It's filled with Australians.
Stop eating so fast then dumbie
Also stop eating so much junk food.

Ah yes. NBN reset my line so my internet speed isn't 10 Mbps anymore. Due to a bug with my router.

>I think I also want some tights
Yes, I think you do.
I also want you to want some tights.

>Fiber to the Node
Hahahaha
They can't keep getting away with it!

I'll forgive anyone as cute as you
Well I can't argue with that

It will need to be replaced before it's even finished. What a great waste of $56+ billion dolllars.
This will be all we get for another 10 years.

NBN has to be one of the most retarded corrupt decisions ever made in Aus
just want big kev 07 back

Share your secrets pls

>This will be all we get for another 10 years.
Australia is genuinely fucked for the internet age.
Lets just hope that when you can only use 10% of upcoming technology it will stop people voting liberal and hopefully Murdoch will be dead and in hell by that point.

Only then can your country crawl out from the hole you've put yourselves in.