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i had some chicken for me breccy la

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have a go

>Hello, I get my clothes from charity shops because my mum's on benefits!

I bet it spells something out. I bet it calls me a faggot.

Look, you may have completed high school, gone on to university, completed 3 degrees, and be engaged in post-doctoral research for the past 25 years.
But I watched youtube videos and read some articles from my favourite website. I can tell you that you're wrong and ill-informed.

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what the hell

where do you live that you can find such items inside a charity shop
when i go its always sacristia or dediel

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*clears throat*

>i pay £130 for a pair of shoes that cost £2 to make because i think people will respect me for the label
SAD

chortled

not worth the risk

sports direct have now put click and collect to £4.99

literally who would ever pay that for fucking click and collect

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*clicks but does not collect*

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made a video lads

literally in a povvo neighbourhood but because of that there's like 6 charity shops and loads of oldies

op shopping over here is normal in the inner city student and music scene circles - people dodge chain stores because of the environment or whatever but I just do it for value and better quality

first for jez

beto is stuck in the wrong thread

gj everyone

>buying food when there's perfectly good food that's been thrown away

SAD

Turtle, do you mean that you have the best brands or the best fashion sense?
The former is more objective than the latter. Pretty sure I win on the former.

genuine question: what are the top 3 non-physical traits that girls like the most in men

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sorry, next time i'll assume every pregnant woman is out to get money and has no feelings whatsoever. to suggest a woman might not be doing this means you are a WHITEKNIGHT WHO THINKS THEY ARE ANGELS! i'm tired of arguing with you, you're a fucking socially inadequate bitter moron.

Sausage lad here.

What do you think of the final result?
And before you ask yes I have plates but I didn't want to do even more washing up.

bet you scavenge for scraps in bins too you scruff

that sausage isnt cooked properly lol

where are the vegetables lad?

i'm not turtle la

the reason you use a plate is because there is still too much oil in that pan

fucking hell there's nothing remotely positive about your situation at all

similar situation with tons of students, poshos, oldies and charity shops but it still always seems crap
stuff on grailed always seems like shite prices especially given that you cant try em on
maybe theres good stuff in london or something

Food is different to clothes in many ways, none of which I can be bothered to explain to a teenage mutant retard spastic.

still bloody pink in the middle

those bottles are designed to sit on the lid, you mong cunt

that's yolk.
egg yolk.
I didn't use any oil.
you don't have vegetables with sausages.
that's insane.

just had a threesome with beto and thailad

imagine being so buttblasted about losing an argument in the last thread, you bring it into the new one in the hopes you can 'win' this time
embarrassing

Remember when you got free fruit and milk during breaktime at first school?

Miss those times when you'd just take your apple out in the yard and run round with your mates

You're gonna ruin the Teflon coating if you scrape metal along it, deary me

>vegetables

lads

bong high>edible high > joint high > blunt high

all rise for the wagie anthem
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>SLAVE TO THE MASTER
>SLAVE TO THE MASTER
>SLAVE TO THE MASTER
>WORK HARDER
>MOVE FASTER
>WORK HARDER
>MOVE FASTER
>WORK HARDER
>MOVE FASTER

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This is a low point for /brit/ right here

Here, at least I don't buy second hand clothes like some pikey paki cunt

fried mushrooms are great

You should've got that sausage halfway cooked before you put the egg in. The sausage is not done. Also, you will scratch that pan with your cutlery if you eat of it. That looks like non-stick, which means you will be eating flakes of carcinogenic teflon.

DUDE DRUGS LMAO

we used to get shitty vegetables and no milk ARRRGRGGGGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHGH HOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmmm dunno mate, can't speak for UK shops tbf (although i'll be there in a couple of days :) :) xx)

but it defs takes time and effort and a sharp eye, had plenty of runs where i find nothing - then i go and find whole outfits for fuck all

Didn't know there were so many aussie fashion mongs in one thread.
Anyway, when you swap from Clarks to Churchs when can start talking.

is weed the worst drug

Wow so interesting. Really is exhilarating to hear about your life as a drug junkie

weed isn't a drug it's a plant

I wear rm boots and sperry boat shoes often hehe

t. qld masterrace

hey watch me whip...
now watch me nae nae...

>mushrooms
>vegetables

charity shop clothes unironically stink

'Eroin isnt a drug its a plant

lol i love destorying autistic morons like you. that's thats the best you can do? just ignore the point and say "lol but that was the other thread and i won". you're laughable. it's no wonder women don't like you and you're so bitter about it

Wash them?

Idiot. Pikeys and pakis always overspend on clothes to impress equally brainless idiots like you.

clare

ay, Churchs are good but did you find them in an oppie?

Nothin wrong with clarks for $5

i wear broken lonsdales, had em for years, proper solid stuff, wouldnt change it for nothing, good shoes, no problems

did you take this photo with a motorolla razr or something

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just reviewed the bbw thread on /gif/
a 150kg gf is needed methinks

nah, don't matter how many times you wash them they always stink

adjusted my sound drivers eq and now everything sounds better wahey

2015 is callin

need more slags in my life

quite confident i have the largest collection of autistic new balance shoes on all of /brit/

just crossed £1000 spent on fifa points for fifa 18, what am i like lads aha

i find they dont really go with jeans trousers

Sounds like someone can't work a washing machine. You didn't put them in the dishwasher did you?

Is that Sunday Politics from one year ago on BBC Parliament now?

Nah, paid $1500 for them.

RM have turned to shit since LV bought them. I 100% recommend against, which is a shame.

No girls going to want a lad that gets free, second hand clothes lad. I bet you look like an utter virgin autist.

In fact, I bet you're one of them people thats still a virgin after sex

need a deano soyboy brainlet image for this

You know I really don't appreciate this fucking criticism.
I'm a 21 year old child at uni and I'm going through a lot.
I don't need you to critique my culinary skills.

hope he doesnt check the statement lad
otherwise you might be getting a smacked bottom

Hungry jacks again for lunch. Not good lads I'm making a habit of it atm

started just dumping coleslaw on every meal lads, this can't go on much longer, something's got to give (my heart haha)

going to bed lads

shut the fuck up you bogan cunt

Hahaha, I bet you wear a gold chain you tacky little worm.

>I have destroyed the evil male throwing dirt on your name m'lady! Come to me and be my concubine, I have earned you as my reward for winning this internet battle!
embarrassing. and you have the nerve to call others autistic lmao. just go to bed kid before you embarrass yourself further

how much of a pathetic bitter reject would you have to be to look at a picture like this and assume the woman is purely out for financial gain

get my shoes from rivers and they always fall apart within the year
plastic chink made shite

apparently a lot of Hawaiians had incest sex thinking there was going to die in a nuclear explosion

that feel when too stupid to go to bed

>"Here, Mam. I'm just going down to the charity shop to nick some new clothes."

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>You know I really don't appreciate this fucking criticism.
>I'm a 21 year old child at uni and I'm going through a lot.
>I don't need you to critique my culinary skills.

im going to need a sauce for that