You wake up in your current location, 255 million years ago. Wat do?

You wake up in your current location, 255 million years ago. Wat do?

Masturbate.

Drive to Havana, smoke some cigars and relax.

Great my Moroccan neighbors :DD

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> less than 1 hour driving to the beach
I'm ok with this.

The world is just 5000 years old dummy

grab a stick and start killing all mammals until im unborn

walk over to new zealand and dump a massive shit on it

It depends on what the climate was like. The weather patterns would be completely different.

good luck with that

>nz is still isolated

WHY

>next to africa
build wall

Same thing I'm doing now because I live in the middle of the fucking country.

Everything would become much drier

First of all, shitpost. Second, find a way to save Jack Kirby.

Send a comet, kill the dinosaurs even faster. Hhaajhh..

Fku

The bacteria I carry in my body is so alien to that world that it would completely obliterate any ecosystem

A dream come true for me so I get my camera and videocamera and check out all the Permian era creatures. Eventually I die from the increasing volcanic atmosphere or the mass desertification

America is eating Africa's butt.

Fucking shit eating mutts never change

Die

Annex Alaska ofcourse :3

Also, Herro Japan, my ord friend ;)

Kill myself

>Current location

I might appear in the fucking ocean and die

>be me
>wake up
>get in my car
>get onto the mass turnpike
>drive into boston
>drive into what would normally be toxic harbor
>it's actually morocco
>drive north so i get out of shithole country
>drive into spain
>die happy
>mfw

Where is Guam?

ha

Drown and/or volcano'd

Rare...

(You) me, please!

I think I might be under a km of ice, so freeze to death

The permian was a time of Volcanic activity and desertification that led to the extinction of 95% of life on earth

Vancouver will forever be far away from everything :(

I start swimming away from the continent until I can't swim anymore