Do you want to have a French gf?

do you want to have a French gf?

weebs should be hanged

But you are a weeb
remember the club dorothée

French girls speaking english with an accent is one the most adorable things i have ever heard. I could listen to them speak for hours

not interested in arabs haha

French weebs especially.

How does someone turn to anime girls when their country has the most beautiful women on Earth?

The older you get the greater your appreciation for 2D females

Yes, I am very lonely.

Gross. I can't believe we let you undermine our democracy.

>french women
>beautiful
why do angl*s believe this

because anglos women are even worst

>why do angl*s believe this

>implying I'm an anglo

wiz...

Have you seen Anglo women

no, the frog accent makes me mad

Yes. I want to dress as a redcoat and have rough sex with a French woman, while forcing them to call me King as well as praise England.

Yes, hello?

Please speak Japanese in French accent, which turns me on

please...

Oh yeah, i'm fucking cumming

how can it be, estonian are popular those days, pretty sure you would find someone if you try it now

no
I don't like their accent

patrician fantasy though

What?

I'm the shut-in loser variant.

just get a good shower, jump into your sunday clothes and you are ready to spread your seed

nah they scare me

>"tell me my country's motto bitch, say it"
>*she smiles back at you smugly*
>"Dieu et mon droit"
>you lose your erection at the realization that England is nothing more than a French colony gone wrong

Mont Blanc.

i mean frogs talking in italian
french per se is pretty vulgar but not that irritating

But the Moto is that of the monarchy
Also WE WUZ NORMANS N SHIT
Kys Dumb African

>Be French
>Get raped by the vikings
>"P-please s-sir leave us alone!!! W-we'll give you some land!"
>Vikings settle land
>Normandy, after Northman
>Normans move on to attack other places
>Normans conquer England
>Normans immediately turn against France and begin fucking them up again
>French get utterly BTFO by Norman BULLS
>Anglo-Normans bully France for the next 800 years
heh sure showed me

the leather club is three blocks down

Where to get french gf?

I want a french bf desu :3

fuck you

Going outside is too scary.

in estonia, maybe
move south, people are not that bad

>be french
>BTFO the vikings
>they scroundel back to their shore
>"pls don't kick us out we'll help you against the other vikingniggers"
>adopt french religion, adopt french laws, speak french
>decide to take over a shitty island up north
>succeed
>one century later get BTFO by some french neighbours taking over your duchy in normandy and your english possessions

JUST

Imagine a WOman
yes
okay and imagine her standing 5 meters from you
then SHE goaway
and you go to same spot with peepee where her vagina was
is sex?

yes
now tell me how I get one

the same

he's gay

all my posts were under that assumption

I'm poor and have no skills. And I like it here.

I'm not gay.

>I'm not gay
Lets be not gay together

lol

1. dont be icelandic
2. get all the pussy you need
sucks to be you tbqh

TAKE IT BOY
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT
They adopted French culture AFTER they invaded England you spastic now go back to spouting shit about how the French wuz spaceships n shit

just pull the trigger now fampai

Are french women that bad?
I'd imagine them saying
"Ze suck my pussi honhonhon"

I don't really know what you mean by that, but ok.

It's true, don't laugh.

sorry

No homo tho

>german
>no homo

Thank you.

Yes, don't know why you'd have to specify that.

*gets voted*
Didnt think so, huh?

French women are generally cute depending on the region. But they're also meaner to incels than women from other countries, and therefore appear uglier to the French-bred virgins ITT

there's no place where young women arent rude to incels desu
didnt get made fun of when lost v card at 22 but probably only luck

>They adopted French culture AFTER they invaded England

>TFW will never have my French GF rp as a 1940s farm girl while I blitz her

Feelsbadman

>by 1944 she'd be getting her head shaven by french cvcks and raped by amerimutts

>you will mever defend your french waifu by fleeing to portugal

>fleeing to portugal
unless you have a lot of money to stay in Lisbon Salazar's Portugal was a shithole
Honestly you're better of fleeing with your frenchfu to Switzerland or Norway

Portuguese Angola*

YES
GIVE ME

I want portugese gf

Yes. A french wife had been a drema of mine since I was a teen.

>Plantagenets
>Normans
Pick one and only one.
They were literally angevins. As in from Angers. As in absolutely not Normandy.

SO FUCKING BADLY!!!! the real white kind not the false African kind of Froggy girls

yes

Anime gfs are as of yet still unattainable, so you’re shit out of luck

I feel like i should correct you because it's all so wrong but this is surely a troll so have a (you)

I had, but she died.

RARE

...

Yes, I would fap and watch her getting blacked in front of me...

EDER'D.pt

that's comforting
actually not really

>try to chat up french women online
>get nothing but maghrebis

>angry about normans being french

I just want a girlfriend, even an average one. Even willing to settle for a qt trap