Any of you anons have a sister i can marry?

any of you anons have a sister i can marry?
she can be ugly, i'm desperate

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I've already got dibs on my 9 year old half sister.

Just kill yourself and collect your virgins already, Hasim.

There are lots of Polish women who want to marry, no?

heyy ;)

please take my virginity

Stay away from my sister you freak

no unless you are rich foreigner
take a ferry to Gdańsk Sven and fuck em all if you have money

I dunno, i don't earn that much, i'm not rich by anyones estimation

Women don't like you, because you don't make an honest effort to be appealing. Stop being a creepy dork.

all my sisters are already married with kids sorry

i'm a nice guy i'm just socially awkward

My sister has a gf

>''I'm just socially awkward''
Just admit it, you're ugly as sin, nothing to be ashamed over, i am too

Do you like anime?
>nice guy
Normal guys don't call themselves nice

hot

no i have pretty good looking face i remember one girl in middle school wanted to kiss me

>no i have pretty good looking face i remember one girl in middle school wanted to kiss me
chad, please leave

no, the only anime i ever watched was Dragon Ball Z because it was on TV in 90's

Scientific fact: 0,02% of men fuck 95% of women. So if you are not incredibly handsome, interesting, fun, rich and you don't have a huge penis then you will NEVER EVER get laid, just accept it.

Racism? Porn addiction? Weird aversion to porn and masturbation?

>i remember one girl in middle school wanted to kiss me

I can hug you

i'm not racist but i feel uneasy when i see a nigger because you don't see anyone who isn't polack here very often
yes i masturbate at least 2 times per day, mainly to legalporno double anal fucking

Wow, it's imagine being an alpha chad and having 5000 women per person

Cut down your masturbation to once a day, and start going to church. Find a nice Polish Catholic girl.

it's true
it was on a "party" we had at the end of middle school(15 or 16 years old)
there was this one roastie who painted her lips with red lipstick and was kissing everyone to leave the mark just for fun
and she left this mark on me too and then this cute girl i've always masturbated to(but well i masturbated to pretty much every other girl too) said if she can kiss me too because she always wanted to
and i suddenly felt dizzy and knowing that my friend liked her a lot i said she better go kiss him instead


i feel like a total cuck today and when i stalk her she's the cutest girl ever

She's already with a greek guy, also she makes life of everyone around her miserable

>tfw first child in the family.
>tfw both my younger brother & sister have had sex & a relationship before I have.
>tfw have failed as the first child.

>tfw did something similar
>today she is 8/10
>i am an ugly loser

That's not what I was laughing at. I'm laughing at the fact that you're greatest accomplishment with girls is that one girl wanted to kiss you. ONE girl. In your entire life, ONE girl, when you were a kid. Hahahaha hahaha

user, I always wanted to kiss you, can I?

>i suddenly felt dizzy and knowing that my friend liked her a lot i said she better go kiss him instead
honourable action but at the same time stupid as fuck

yes

this is sad

>letting a future roastie come between you and your bro
I'm sure the Polish user is still friends with that guy to this very day. Right, Polish? ha..haha Right? *pfft* HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA

nah, he stopped talking to user, because he was too busy hanging out with his gf

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no i pretty much lost contact with every friend except the one that lives next door because i don't use any social media like facebook and stuff

this could be me kissing this girl years ago
i could just kiss her and then dump her and never talk to her again, we were kids
now all is left for me are ugly roasties fucked dozen times

watch out Indian!!!!

Jesus Christ it just keeps getting better! I'm literally wheezing from laughter!

You have us

>now all is left for me are ugly roasties fucked dozen times
And you think you're better than that?

hey what's so funny

i'm a pure virgin
i deserve cute virgins

>complains about being lonely
>acts like a weirdo

girl?

i'm male

Hahahaha you think a Polish girl would be this pathetic.

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>le virgin girl meme
all the guys i know who got a virgin got cheated on, literally all of them
after a while they get curious about how other dicks taste like, better to get a normal experienced girl who cant stay cool
of course a 200 cocks one isnt okay

that makes you rich in poland, go already (or here)

What is being ''rich'' to you? I think we have different interpretations

you can literally fuck polish girls for like 25-35 euro full service
just browse some escorts here and check the prices

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this must be a fucking paradise to foreigners

would you like me to call some niggas??

I would never hire a prostitute, degrading for me and the girl.

Do you have a sister to trade? I wouldn’t mind a qt catholic Polish wife with a brotier brother-in-law to hangout with.

>i deserve
You clearly aren't willing to accept your place in a social structure. You think you're above and beyond evaluation, but a refusal to subject oneself to judgment is just cowardly. You don't succeed in a game when you refuse to play by the same rules as everyone else.

my sistser is like 30 years old and she lives in completely different part of poland i did not see her for ages
she has some swedish boyfriend called Robin
i know that because my mother added him on her facebook and uses google translate to message him awkward things which makes me want to kill myself

I have a brother if that's good enough

is he tranny like average nordic boy?

I don't know. He doesn't seem to like it when I fuck him.

wtf Denmark

robin is a jonne-tier name