/brit/

adultwork edition

babestation

She cometh

imagine the shame as you bring a fat gf home

Charli

more like marrying a fat gf when you are a skinny lad

Imagine the shame as you bring a bf home

The absolute state of this weather lads literally chucking it down

Who should the next PM of UK be?

Wahey go ed romseylad

Bloody raining cats and dogs it is

simon cowell

Who was your favourite fap as a teenager?

I can't believe she's already over 30 desu

Literally don't understand how some hookers make a living

Watched the Sex Map of Britain episode on the Liverpool Red Light district and most of them are actively repulsive

C O M F Y

Lionel Messi is 31 this year

You mate

David Cameron

Sasha Grey or Annette Schwarz

Got a bit too niche a bit too quickly 2bh

ah yes looks are everything
spotted the virgin

no one asked mate

Rack city bitch

Not so much the looks (which are terrible) as the lack of teeth, any basic hygiene or risk of disease

can't believe guys will literally pay them - one of them brought guys to a dirty floor in a condemned building

NEED a boy toy (straight kind not gay kind)

@84354501
mate she's a cow

*takes off mask*
A ha, it was actually me, Jeremy Corbyn, all along.

Love songs are the most autistic shit you could possibly do. Imagine it being your job to talk about your heart and your feelings lmao

I followed the instrcutions on my phone on google to take screenshot but it didnt work

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Fuckin love the rain lads its comfy to the max

what phone is it xxxx

Fucking hate Indians

it's windy as a farting arse down here in [city name removed]

moto g4 play or something like that

haha paranoid runt give us all your personal info loser

Know a guy with a guitar signed by jezza

weather's surprisingly good in Scotland lads

it's not even dark yet

Adultwork edition?

Thoughts on Warrick Davis?

whats that a fookin eurostar

listening to the wedding present lads

Hold down the power button and volume down button at the same time

nick hewer

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Donald trump is a racist. Period.

Carillion in liquidation lads
Second biggest construction firm in the country and thousands of jobs at stake

Boris Johnson

Literally the only MP with an ounce of common sense

GIVE IT GIGGSY TILL THE END OF THE SEASON

new guardian website is very, very peng

Nordy gf's whole fuckin family is mad at her because she's getting dicked down by a catholic, lads

Northern Ireland is truly a bizarre place

WHY does Russia keep invading our air space lads

SOMEONE POST HIS DWARF FAMILY RIGHT NOW

thoughts?

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cause they got no omega 3s

Why is this "Adultwork edition"?

Nice straw man lady.
Men do care about looks.

a hot dinner

I printed out a picture of a bunch of girls on a beach bent over showing their skimpy thongs, was around 2006 (when I was 11)

Must've wanked to it a good 50 times and there wasn't even any nudity lel

How do companies manage to raid/not pay into pension schemes (like BHS & Carillion respectively)?

Are there not laws/oversight that means that if they're telling their employees they're contributing X they have to contribute X?

>Prophet of truth reaffirms grunts belief in the great journey before they are sent off for for suicide mission ca. 2554

like looking through the local talent

We literally do it to them, it just doesn't get reported

Love a good fart

did it but it didnt work lol

Rorke's trying to spin lies on brit again

raining starting up here user

Poo Monday

>Look at local area
>Look at London

v big difference in both quality and price

I wonder what the Duke of Westminster's £30,000 a night hookers looked like.

Can't fathom someone being able to make that much from escorting

hold down the power button
there may be a menu that opens up and gives you a screenshot option

JUST WISH I HAD A LARGE FRIENDSHIP GROUP IN MY COURSE

PLEASE GOD WHY

imagine living in somewhere like stoke on trent

now living outside london is grim enough but to live in one of these types of places is just extremely, grim

wonder how high the suicide rate is. must be thousands daily

nah the only option is power off

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>He doesn't know about the resurgence of the stoke pottery industry

Would you live in a shed lads

Imagine being Japanese, quite literally a toilstiens paradise

Mother would just be happy I brought a gf home to be honest

how does it feel
to treat me how like do
when you've laid your poo upon me
and told me who you are

just ate another fry up.

im gona be a fat bastard at this rate ;_;

the wages are set fairly I think
the bosses aren't extreme

Fuck me learning about ethics is so shit

>Ah yes, majority states we must follow these laws because we say so

YES, we know that. Who the fuck CARES arghghghghsa

gonna get me a sunbed

>gona be

Why do they kill themselves so much then?

Hate normies that laugh with the lecturers

LITERALLY, hate being a UNI runt

would like to help others but lost control of my own llife

Imagine Fry plunging his todger into that every night

Recall that time he lashed out artistically on An Idiot Abroad, what a runt

Being back at UNi after having a month off is so shit rooooo

Used to be that if you were a company man you were well looked after by your company - you might spend your entire life working at one corporation, but you'd get progressive extremely good benefits and could expect a raise every couple of years.

Now that Yank-style shit-tier capitalism's spread around the world it just means the company men get fucked over

Flat earth is real

>actually going to lectures

*noises*

hermit universe

classic

Literally skipping my 5pm

had such a shit time on the one before

*autistically

sick of being depressed and anxious all the time
just want to be normal

Bit of a local hero me