Who's stroking the Johnson here?

Who's stroking the Johnson here?

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Johnsons an idiot

>open borders
>gun grabber

Make mine Stein.

I'm thinking about erecting Johnson

>misinformation
>from a cuck

>Open borders

lol, well played sir.

So libertarian.

>open borders
>gun grabber
>endorsed TPP
>endorsed black lives matter

(((libertarian)))

>Supports TPP
Not a chance

>mexico
>defending open borders

Hmm.. I think there's some connection there, I'm just not seeing it...

Yes user! Split the vote some more, and while the left fights among itself, you ensure a God Emperor victory

>TPP
>bad

>>>/leftypol/

I hope he goes away, the libertian US party deserves better but maybe he will be alright int he long run as he is pandering to a lot of democrats right now, so who ever comes after him might have a stronger democrat base.

anyway he does seem still better then trump in my opinion.

Bigger border fence will only produce taller ladders. (Jan 2016)
Arizona anti-immigrant law leads to racial profiling. (Aug 2012)
A 10-foot wall just requires an 11-foot ladder. (Aug 2012)
2 year grace period for illegals to get work visas. (Nov 2011)
1 strike & you're out for legal immigrants who violate terms. (Nov 2011)
Let some, but not all, illegal immigrants stay in US. (Nov 2011)
We educate the world's best & brightest; why send them back? (Jun 2011)
Open the border; flood of Mexicans would become taxpayers. (Jan 2001)
Mexican immigrants are pursuing same dreams we all have. (Jan 2001)
Share costs of legal immigration between states & federal. (Feb 2001)
Federal government should deal with criminal repatriation. (Feb 2001)

>the left
>voting libertarian

Yeah, no. Johnson's voters are disenfranchised right-wingers who realize Trump is a joke candidate that won't win.

Good idea. I'm thinking of spamming Johnson everywhere on fb

He endorsed BLM the other day, that alone should be enough not to vote for him.

>expanding US copyright law to the rest of the world

NO

>no mentions of guns

Cuck being a cuck, nothing new here.

Why do you chose the nuts when you can have the big black cock ?

>5600 page "free trade" agreement
>good

hes fucking annoying, sounds like a fag too.

>Creating secret legislation to have more power and control over a country and its people.
>Sending American working jobs over to Asia
>Putting in secret Internet regulation the trade deal
Looking at your flag idk why I even replied. Pay for wall

>le penis joke

Johnson supporters are literally children.

No one, because Johnson isn't a libertarian.

the wingnut?

>Mexican tries to steal jobs from other countries
BUILD
THAT
FUCKING
WALL

Johnson literally wants open borders and to sign the tpp so no, your the retard here lol

kek, of course you'd want open borders and the TPP :^)

That'd be me. He's a dipshit but less of a dipshit than the other two.

Johnson took the worst from both sides and made it his platform.
He's a fucking idiot.

the wall (a $30 trillion boondoggle) won't work and mexico isn't stealing jobs

underrated post

>misinformation
>from his own website
really......like....woah....made....me......think

>muh $30 trillion john oliver meme
>ignores how much money we spend on subsidizing and dealing with illegals
>ignores how well walls have worked in literally every other country with them

What kind of low-brow skills do you have that a Mexican would steal your job?

I would marry this woman. Sup Forums may have shoved the red pill down my throat hard but I still believe we can reach the age of Aquarius. I just wish she had a legitimate chance and was perceived as more than a "LOL not Hillary" vote splitter.

>>ignores how well walls have worked in literally every other country with them

Name one

Lol

The kind that used to power this country. Manufacturing isn't computer science but it's effect on our economy is just as real. Fuck off CTR.

Thanks, leafman.

getting dubs

Donald Trump is the only libertarian candidate

Israel. From 14K illegal border crossings per year down to less than 100.

He's got more libertarian policies than any Republican in the last two decades, desu.

I used to #ShillforHill, then I came here and I #StumpedforTrump. But at last I have seen the light and now I #NeedtheJohnson.

Because a third party vote is pointless, might as well shove that ballot paper up your loose asshole

Exactly. He's the only libertarian candidate running. All sensible libertarians should vote for Trump.

Because the Johnson has no chance of winning.

Yeah, the wall is on a length like a tenth of the US-Mexico border, AND they have troops in the territory they're keeping out.

Trump said he wants to "close up" parts of the Internet.

youtube.com/watch?v=niJTgnnA1BU

so are you implying a wall would or would not work?

>an open borders anti gun blm supporting narcissist

hahaha hahaha hahaha

no

>A:man these two candidates are both terrible and borderline crazy!
>B:why not support somebody from a smaller party? he/she seems like a nice guy/girl and isn't totally corrupt.
>A: LMAO WHY WOULD A WANT TO WASTE MY VOTE

every time

Ill kick Johnson's nuts instead

I'm saying an effective wall with Mexico would take MASSIVE resources, way more than you expect and it would also involve limiting a lot of trade on that border to keep it secure. It would create a huge economic shock while at the same time increasing the federal budget.

No way I'd ever vote for Harry Johson
>p-please laugh

...

US has a different situation
Like says the Israeli border is about a tenth of the size. And the Israeli government is the world No.1 at borders because they're super intelligent Jews and it's a military matter to them because of the Palestine situation.

The Israeli border is also absolute, they let no one in. The Mexico US border however admits hundreds of millions of people annually.

Also 40% of illegals are overstays, they enter legally then don't return. A wall wouldn't scratch this number.
pewhispanic.org/2006/05/22/modes-of-entry-for-the-unauthorized-migrant-population/

Implying the closet leftist Johnson is anything close to the god emperor.

If Hillary is the left nut and Trump is the right nut, Johnson is the taint.

i don't see how that is relevant

the man wants to build a wall, no amount of facts will convince him not too stop trying. These people are all operating on irrational base emotions and trump is the pied piper them. They have no argument other than muh feels

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The 40% is usually from Europe, bud.
52%of all illegals atr mexis.

2. "Super intelligent jews"
Lower IQ average

3. "Troops stationed "
Not really, google search a pictute of the border :)

4. There is this thing called border patrol.

5. Are you trying to imply that mexis wil walk across the desert with 40 or higher foot ladders? Come on now.

Choosing between Hillary and the Trumpster is like choosing between brain cancer and liver cancer.

I agree with about 90% of Libertarian positions.

Yes, I'm voting for them.

90% of the ppl that would vote for johnson can't think through a simple idea

90% of libertarians are republicans that don't wanna be associated with republicans

90% of libertarians are corporate dupes

chumps
fools
suckers
saps
patsies
schmucks
stooges
marks
boobs

nitwits
knuckleheads
halfwits
buffoons
clowns
dimwits
boneheads
blockheads
imbeciles
nincompoops

I'm about to user, thanks to the fine people in Japan.

Johnson won't be winning though. He'll come out chaffed.

Trump is pretty moderate when it comes to most things. I dont see how yo can claim he is a far right nut. same with Clinton. Johnson is probably more to the left than Clinton is

The norps that shill for Johnson are just in it for the dick jokes, and won't even vote.

I hate watching Johnson debate. It makes me cringe because he's so fucking bad at it.

So he basically has no balls and is a dick?

Johnson is a neocon that hijacked the libertarian party. Pretty ironic.

Johnson's not a good candidate, but he's better than Hillary or Trump.

He's a disgrace to Libertarians but we all know that neither Trump nor Hillary will shrink the size of state, something that is direly needed in today's America (and beyond) and something that Johnson will almost certainly do.

You mean Weld? He's more of a neocon than Gary. Gary is more liberal than neocon.

Let's take a look at some of Gary Johnson's stances:

-offshore bank accounts
-coporations (Super PACs) allowed to donate to candidates
-raise social security retirement age
-expand offshore drilling
-solitary confinement for juveniles
-no environmental regulations to prevent climate change (this is the deal breaker for me)

Yeah, he sucks.

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>SAvaGE
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>You mean Weld? He's more of a neocon than Gary. Gary is more liberal than neocon.

Neocons and libs only truly differ on social issues like abortion and "should the government pay for my birth control" and the now defunct fag marriage initiative