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ruuuuuntss
*bangs the runt drum*
ruuuuuuUUUUNNNTSSS
Held in a fart during a meeting today and now I'm in the hospital because I burst something.
Deary deary me.
Hm yes
haha runt bender has been mugged off proper
The fucking state of you
didn't mean to reply to you xx
*kicks you in the balls*
was in Quiz yesterday waiting by the changing rooms for the misses to try on some bridesmaid dresses and that song came on, I think it's Rita Ora, that some lad on here kept saying was just "eeee-ee-ee-eeee eeee"
didn't recognise what he meant at the time but when I actually heard the song I had to keep from creasing, he was spot on
wish these cunts would shut up about their fucking hospital bed crisis shite
why are there so many on hospital beds? why are they even sick? soft cunts, probably all foreigners and the benefit class looking for handouts as usual
What do the Germans talk about in their threads? Do they blurt out to be honest family and poo wank just in German?
no worries babe x
>built schools for his workers so they could read
>built hospitals for his workers for free healthcare
>built houses for his workers
>all this while building the first proper nationwide train network, most of which is still unchanged to this day
Brunel was a top tier Englishman tbqh
Whats that lower uni beside Oxford uni?
must be quite demeaning going there
sometimes tempted to get the gf to translate /mämmi/ and /deutcsh/ to me because she speaks both languages but I'd never want to introduce her to this shithole and to be honest they're going to be talking about the same drivel we are
>>Nespresso
Hey user, come sit with us
as i understand it germans largely use our slang as their own isn't banterous what with germans being unable to handle or create banter
genuine idiot
>most of which is still unchanged to this day
Literally worse today after Beeching
Carnegie still blows him the fuck out though
>falling for the uni meme
Hm yes spend 3 years of your life to get a piece of paper to say you can do something really well
only /brit/ does poo wank bum posting
t. traveler
Oxford Brookes?
theyre alright
they turn up to Oxford Uni social events sometimes which can be a bit weird though
those things aren't inherently good
cambridge
oxford brookes and it's actually not that bad
Carnegie wasn't an Englishman
no thanks, lassie
brookes
but its for local oxford townspeople so its not really demeaning
Love Kong Strong
this is a normal thing in australia, wew
the question wasn't "who's better at rowing than oxford?" mate, rinse your ears out
You will slave your working life and this is what you will have to show for it
fuck I should've applied there
i asked a finnish guy at uni to translate a /mammi/ post for me
turned out it was a long rant about Jews
haha woops x
Well excuse me for trying to bring a bit of humour and original content into this place. It won't happen again.
hello danejew
Legitimately despise and hate Indians
Like kill every single one of them hatred
ugh shut up you fucking tarquin cunt
paid £130,000 for my house but it's 2 up 2 down
What else did you expect? Why are people in my generation all expecting mansions for working your life?
Where's good to live in Oxfordshire that isn't the city?
>In Sixth Year, at a party
>Applying to Cambridge
>Mum's annoying friend goes on about how her daughter's girlfriend is at Oxford
>"It's really difficult user, she had to work extremely hard to get in and she's extremely smart in the first place"
>"There she is!"
>Ask her which college she goes to
>"Brookes"
v disingenuous 2bh
my heart would drop through my anus
got a house like this but only paid 72,000 for it
...
ex's sister asked for a gym selfie
think the clip of me playing the verse riff to daylight dies by killswitch engage on snapchat is what did the trick
Stop saying Tarquin, it's a leftypol may may they're trying to spread here to build a socialist narrative
This happened
corrr baps on right
/brit/ is a nationalist socialist general sweetie
>Scotland has a population one tenth of the size of England
>still manages to produce richer and more generous men
Remember when the Dean of Oxford literally begged me to come to Oxford lads?
nah me neither
High Wycombe
Probably because that's what Yanks and Canadians and Aussies all seem to get.
might join a church. dont know how to go about it. there's one around the corner from me. I suppose I could just turn up on a sunday? would feel like a bit of a fraud because I'm not a believer. I just think English christians are generally decent people who I would like to be sociable with
Henley on Thames, one of the nicest towns in the country
billion other villages too
oxford?
completed it mate
It's never been like that in Europe
Is there a more scum group on earth than gypsies?
>tfw no Indian gf
>Stop saying Tarquin, it's a leftypol may may they're trying to spread here to build a socialist narrative
>people in my generation
Tarquins
my local church has tea and coffee days on Saturdays where you can just rock up
Didn't Craven get a free pass into Cambridge or Oxford (one or the other can't remember) because of him being a Lord and all and he just said "nah" because he was too busy doing coke and going to operas
mental how women get insecure about their partners fancing other women when men are attracted to nearly all women all the time anyway . maybe we shouldn't tell them
Abingdon on Thames is alright but it's basically just a bigger, slightly more shit Henley.
he was actually quite good looking
my younger brother goes to trinity college and i go to Dit
im a real failure haha
doubt it
thats not how they work anymore
this isnt america
Don't give a fuck about the brahmin high caste ones
Every single fucking southern Asian belongs in an extermination camp
stop fucking crying about it
it did m8
although the girl herself was a bit embarrassed, mum's friend is one of those people who has to one-up everyone, even if it's vicariously through her daughter's partner
Craven was exposed as a fraud years ago lad
But the leftypol socialists are predominantly sheltered upper middle class, ie. exactly the type to be called Tarquin.
shame he was a pansy boy
Can’t take the “Tarquin” meme seriously
Sounds too much like the reptile from the tortoise family
would box your lights out if you dared be so cheeky to me irl
I walk my dog on the grounds all the time. I bump into the vicar and other church goers a lot. they always stop for a friendly chat and make a fuss of my dog. I suppose I'll just ask one next time
trinity college cambridge?
trinity college oxford?
trinity college dublin?
I think it sounds like a name an African American would have
Terrapin?
eagleton and hobsbawm were right
the English elite needs to be rooted out
the 2nthrd one
its not a fraud
talk to the priest and tell him you aren't sure about being a believer, but youre curious and keen to take part in the community aspect of things
theyll be very welcoming
don't think i could stand being around tarquin cunts 24/7 but can't stand being around poor stupid people too
where do i belong?
would legit off myself if this happened
it's bad enough my sis knows 6 languages and has a degree and im a 24 failure with no future
>Hobsbawm
A literal Stalinist apologist
business idea: make a condiation to justgiving.com
its shit boring dont let the chon memes fool you
only homosexuals go to trinity
Deano, my son
*donation
fucked it
think I would class deano amongst poor and stupid, definitely at least stupid
did a think
any of you lads made a condiation I can get in on
know a lad related to one of these
based