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ruuuuuntss
*bangs the runt drum*
ruuuuuuUUUUNNNTSSS

Held in a fart during a meeting today and now I'm in the hospital because I burst something.
Deary deary me.

Hm yes

haha runt bender has been mugged off proper

The fucking state of you

didn't mean to reply to you xx

*kicks you in the balls*

was in Quiz yesterday waiting by the changing rooms for the misses to try on some bridesmaid dresses and that song came on, I think it's Rita Ora, that some lad on here kept saying was just "eeee-ee-ee-eeee eeee"
didn't recognise what he meant at the time but when I actually heard the song I had to keep from creasing, he was spot on

wish these cunts would shut up about their fucking hospital bed crisis shite

why are there so many on hospital beds? why are they even sick? soft cunts, probably all foreigners and the benefit class looking for handouts as usual

What do the Germans talk about in their threads? Do they blurt out to be honest family and poo wank just in German?

no worries babe x

>built schools for his workers so they could read
>built hospitals for his workers for free healthcare
>built houses for his workers
>all this while building the first proper nationwide train network, most of which is still unchanged to this day
Brunel was a top tier Englishman tbqh

Whats that lower uni beside Oxford uni?
must be quite demeaning going there

sometimes tempted to get the gf to translate /mämmi/ and /deutcsh/ to me because she speaks both languages but I'd never want to introduce her to this shithole and to be honest they're going to be talking about the same drivel we are

>>Nespresso

Hey user, come sit with us

as i understand it germans largely use our slang as their own isn't banterous what with germans being unable to handle or create banter

genuine idiot

>most of which is still unchanged to this day
Literally worse today after Beeching

Carnegie still blows him the fuck out though

>falling for the uni meme

Hm yes spend 3 years of your life to get a piece of paper to say you can do something really well

only /brit/ does poo wank bum posting

t. traveler

Oxford Brookes?
theyre alright
they turn up to Oxford Uni social events sometimes which can be a bit weird though

those things aren't inherently good

cambridge

oxford brookes and it's actually not that bad

Carnegie wasn't an Englishman

no thanks, lassie

brookes
but its for local oxford townspeople so its not really demeaning

Love Kong Strong

this is a normal thing in australia, wew

the question wasn't "who's better at rowing than oxford?" mate, rinse your ears out

You will slave your working life and this is what you will have to show for it

fuck I should've applied there

i asked a finnish guy at uni to translate a /mammi/ post for me

turned out it was a long rant about Jews
haha woops x

Well excuse me for trying to bring a bit of humour and original content into this place. It won't happen again.

hello danejew

Legitimately despise and hate Indians
Like kill every single one of them hatred

ugh shut up you fucking tarquin cunt

paid £130,000 for my house but it's 2 up 2 down

What else did you expect? Why are people in my generation all expecting mansions for working your life?

Where's good to live in Oxfordshire that isn't the city?

>In Sixth Year, at a party
>Applying to Cambridge
>Mum's annoying friend goes on about how her daughter's girlfriend is at Oxford
>"It's really difficult user, she had to work extremely hard to get in and she's extremely smart in the first place"
>"There she is!"
>Ask her which college she goes to
>"Brookes"

v disingenuous 2bh

my heart would drop through my anus

got a house like this but only paid 72,000 for it

...

ex's sister asked for a gym selfie

think the clip of me playing the verse riff to daylight dies by killswitch engage on snapchat is what did the trick

Stop saying Tarquin, it's a leftypol may may they're trying to spread here to build a socialist narrative

This happened

corrr baps on right

/brit/ is a nationalist socialist general sweetie

>Scotland has a population one tenth of the size of England
>still manages to produce richer and more generous men

Remember when the Dean of Oxford literally begged me to come to Oxford lads?

nah me neither

High Wycombe

Probably because that's what Yanks and Canadians and Aussies all seem to get.

might join a church. dont know how to go about it. there's one around the corner from me. I suppose I could just turn up on a sunday? would feel like a bit of a fraud because I'm not a believer. I just think English christians are generally decent people who I would like to be sociable with

Henley on Thames, one of the nicest towns in the country

billion other villages too

oxford?
completed it mate

It's never been like that in Europe

Is there a more scum group on earth than gypsies?

>tfw no Indian gf

>Stop saying Tarquin, it's a leftypol may may they're trying to spread here to build a socialist narrative

>people in my generation

Tarquins

my local church has tea and coffee days on Saturdays where you can just rock up

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Didn't Craven get a free pass into Cambridge or Oxford (one or the other can't remember) because of him being a Lord and all and he just said "nah" because he was too busy doing coke and going to operas

mental how women get insecure about their partners fancing other women when men are attracted to nearly all women all the time anyway . maybe we shouldn't tell them

Abingdon on Thames is alright but it's basically just a bigger, slightly more shit Henley.

he was actually quite good looking

my younger brother goes to trinity college and i go to Dit
im a real failure haha

doubt it
thats not how they work anymore

this isnt america

Don't give a fuck about the brahmin high caste ones
Every single fucking southern Asian belongs in an extermination camp

stop fucking crying about it

it did m8

although the girl herself was a bit embarrassed, mum's friend is one of those people who has to one-up everyone, even if it's vicariously through her daughter's partner

Craven was exposed as a fraud years ago lad

But the leftypol socialists are predominantly sheltered upper middle class, ie. exactly the type to be called Tarquin.

shame he was a pansy boy

Can’t take the “Tarquin” meme seriously

Sounds too much like the reptile from the tortoise family

would box your lights out if you dared be so cheeky to me irl

I walk my dog on the grounds all the time. I bump into the vicar and other church goers a lot. they always stop for a friendly chat and make a fuss of my dog. I suppose I'll just ask one next time

trinity college cambridge?
trinity college oxford?
trinity college dublin?

I think it sounds like a name an African American would have

Terrapin?

eagleton and hobsbawm were right

the English elite needs to be rooted out

the 2nthrd one

its not a fraud
talk to the priest and tell him you aren't sure about being a believer, but youre curious and keen to take part in the community aspect of things

theyll be very welcoming

don't think i could stand being around tarquin cunts 24/7 but can't stand being around poor stupid people too

where do i belong?

would legit off myself if this happened
it's bad enough my sis knows 6 languages and has a degree and im a 24 failure with no future

>Hobsbawm

A literal Stalinist apologist

business idea: make a condiation to justgiving.com/archie-lloyd with the epitaph "one day you'll work for me" in the comments

its shit boring dont let the chon memes fool you

only homosexuals go to trinity

Deano, my son

*donation

fucked it

think I would class deano amongst poor and stupid, definitely at least stupid

did a think

any of you lads made a condiation I can get in on

know a lad related to one of these

based