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*federalizes*
>folklore,language and history act
All languages of the EU shall be taught in all member states as a mandatory second language spread equally and on random bases amongst the student population example:1/27th of the French population will be learning Bulgarian as a second language,1/27th will be learning Greek etc. and on the other side 1/27th of the Romanian population will be learning German,French,Polish,Spanish etc.
The history off all 27 members will be taught as secondary history classes by adding 2 additional hours of history studies to each week that will cover the history of all EU members.
The customs,music and folklore of the 27 EU members will be taught in additional classes by adding 2 hours of EU folklore and music classes to each week.
>military,police and administration act
Officers and personnel will be exchanged between member states on regular basis for sharing of expertise and experience.

Check mate nationalists :^)

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Glory to the EU united we stand together we fall.

Nazi regime when?

Children spend enough time in the classroom already, maybe even too much. Lets not do all that.

Will traps be considered gay in Federal Europe?

>maybe even too much. Lets not do all that.
>too much
What are you talking about?After school i was going to guitar lessons,extra English lessons,extra biology lessons and computer lessons.

What a horrifying vision
You should try writing dystopian sci-fi stories, you seem to have a knack for it

Being a ''trap'' or wanting to fuck a trap?
Wanting to fuck a trap is gay.
Being a trap only makes you a transvestite and not all transvestites are gay so be more precise.

>he doesn't want the Polish language,folklore and history to be taught all around Europe
Are you ashamed of your language or folklore or something?Do you think that other Europeans knowing your history and customs might not be beneficial to all of us?

>doing that
>instead of getting a common language

Just learn esperanto already.

Wow, that is a lot. Did you have learning disabilities or were you just a nerd?

>All languages of the EU shall be taught in all member states as a mandatory second language spread equally and on random bases amongst the student population example:1/27th of the French population will be learning Bulgarian as a second language,1/27th will be learning Greek etc. and on the other side 1/27th of the Romanian population will be learning German,French,Polish,Spanish etc.
>The history off all 27 members will be taught as secondary history classes by adding 2 additional hours of history studies to each week that will cover the history of all EU members.
>The customs,music and folklore of the 27 EU members will be taught in additional classes by adding 2 hours of EU folklore and music classes to each week.
yes let's teach children even more boring stuff about random cunts and languages they'll never need
>Officers and personnel will be exchanged between member states on regular basis for sharing of expertise and experience.
>police and army Erasmus

Wanting to fuck a trap is not gay whatsoever

No, my parents wanted for me to get the best education possible.
>Just learn esperanto already.
Esperanto is really meh. They should make a new synthetic language that is not as retarded and i'll be all for EU common to be taught in every school.

I don't want EU to exert top-down cultural control.

We should have better civic education. Teaching basic economics and how the national government works. Also how the EU works, if we do become more integrated.

Sorry i forgot to clarify.If you know that the trap is a man then it is gay.If you don't, it is not.
>yes let's teach children even more boring stuff about random cunts and languages they'll never need
They will need them for the police and army Erasmus :^)

Also you are not seeing the bigger picture.By knowing the history,customs and language of other European states will increase your understanding of them and will make relations more smooth without turning the EU into a France/Germany union decimating all other states into oblivion.

>if we do become more integrated.
knowing the language,history,folklore and customs of other European states will further integration faster than anything else.It will also protect them from extinction.

Another alternative is the common EU language can be german or french.

Anyway, if we're going to assume the EU will force everyone to learn a 2nd language then instead of spreading language equally between all 27 states language should be taught based on states population or number of native language speakers around the world. Germany has a lot more population and importance than bulgaria so german can be taught more.
By the 1st option French and German would be the most taught languages, and with the 2nd option French and Spanish.

>meme language
It will never have its day, m8.
No one gives a damn.

>Another alternative is the common EU language can be german or french.
Never.This is the worst idea possible for the EU.

>language should be taught based on states population
Ask yourself if you would be suggesting that in France had a population of 3 million let's say.Your thinly veiled nationalism is showing.My suggestion will protect all EU states equally.

and the common EU language is already english so what?
learning french doesn't mean you have to give up your culture, just that you have to speak in a beautiful romance language when you're working with fellow EU citizens.

>without turning the EU into a France/Germany union decimating all other states into oblivion.
errm that's the whole deal you know
why would the average westerner want to learn Greek or Bulgarian?
they even want to purge English after Brexit
bbc.com/news/world-europe-39816044

You can learn a third language of your choice.In my school we had two secondary languages by choice.

>errm that's the whole deal you know
That is just stupid.Thousands of years of history,language and culture will be lost.Different languages give us different perspectives.

>esperanto
** la .lojban.

Fuck off. I'm not going to spend a minute learning some krauts' or mediterranean sub"humans" """""""""""""culture""""""""""""

THIS.

>posts on Sup Forums a board designed for the sharing of international culture

>implying anyone can learn about foreign cultures here

Think of the bigger picture you stupid pekka.
>krauts and mediterraneans will be learning Finish
>the torture

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think about it. the francogerman axis has all the capital, political influence and decision making. All human and other resources flow towards them. The rest will just get absorbed, culturally and financially.

as it should be.

>Children spend enough time in the classroom already

No, they don't. Children are fucking lazy and they spend all their time on "smart" devices instead of studying. They don't even play video games.

well good thing you're going extinct

yeah okay say one more culturally insensitive thing about the master culture and we're kicking you out of the EU and leaving you to the turks punko

Ahmed is impregnating Michelle RIGHT NOW

this

the price of greek prostitutes opening to lusty turks to pay for their studies is dropping to below 2€ at the moment

As a Czech i would much rather see one common secondary language like english.
I wouldn't wish czech lang. to my mortal enemy, it's really pain in the ass to learn.

Michelle is doing it FOR FREE

oh look it's the scapegoat that has been ruining your country and making it an unenjoyable shith*le for everyone, destroying your culture and economy and condemning (you) to a lifetime of paying for other people's debts

just kidding, that's greece

in the meantime you're getting literally wiped out
:^)

>esperanto
no sweety common language should be latin or ancient greek

Bulgaria betrayed their slavic orthodox Russian brothers and joined the EU and NATO.

Never forget.

Never forgive.

sell your women to turkey to patch your debt :^)

How about we just make a new language and everyone learns it?

>turkey
which one? the asia minor turkey or the new western european turkey?

but you're not western european.

no
you are mehmet
:^)

This was tried with Esperanto. The issue is that artificial languages tend to be biased towards the grammar and pronunciation/spelling of the inventor's native tongue (in Esperanto's case, Polish), and it doesn't take off due to not having as much literature, resources for learning, or base of native speakers.

People speaking different languages will always be an issues. People adopting lingua francas that change throughout the times,region, and purpose (Latin, French, English) will also always be a constant.

Greeks sure are butthurt and educated. Your prostitutes are literally cheaper than Romanian sex slaves because your economy depended on scamming and early retirement (40-something) for so long. Why do you expect the EU to fix it instead of ousting your inept government? Why do Greeks always look to corrupt fascists to ''fix'' the issue, which just causes more xenophobia and worse education?

your opinion is irrelevant as it is ignorant

>How about we just make a new language and everyone learns it?
Just combine all 27 languages in equal parts and see what happens.

and what exactly is ignorant about it?

sorry leaf you posted about sex slaves, can't really take seriously
stick to cringe, the only thing you're worth for

Romanians are well known to be trafficked as sex slaves in other countries, how is that something to not take seriously.
Yes, I recognize the difference between prostitution and sex slavery.

Why would you force people to learn languages they do not need? That seems extremely detrimental, the people learning the languages of the bigger countries would have a huge advantage over everyone else.
Just imagine the poor fuckers in Bulgaria who've been forced to learn Croatian.

чyвaл ли cи вcякa жaбa дa cи знae гьoлa?
пoзaмиcли ce кoлкo дpeвни ca кyлтypитe и тpaдициитe зa дa ги микcиpaш и тo лoкaлнo зa eвpoпa
нa щaтитe им тpябвaшe изкycтвeнa нaциoнaлнocт и нaпoмпaн пaтpиoтизъм плюc пoп кyлтypa зa дa ce cмecят и тo нa дpyг кoнтинeнт къдeтo пo гoлямaтa чacт дopи и нe знaят кoи cтpaни ca в eвpoпa, нo пък тъpcят heritage
и въпpeки тoвa ca в лaйнa. B нaчaлoтo ca били нa квapтaли - китaйcки, итaлиaнcки, иpлaндcки, ceгa пo ce cмecихa и въпpeки тoвa pacизмa вce oщe cи изoбилcтвa, тpъмп cтpoи cтeнa caмo чe нe e пoчнaтa oт нeгo

You don't get it.There will be 1/27th of every European country that will be speaking Croatian.Also you will be learning a third language by your choice.

P.S. There is nothing wrong with Croatia.

Fuck off with this bullshit.

>чyвaл ли cи вcякa жaбa дa cи знae гьoлa?
Hиe нe cмe жaби.Toвa, чe нa някoи хopa им e в интepec дa paздeлят и влaдeят нe oзнaчaвa, чe тoвa e в нaшaтa пpиpoдa.Toчнo oбpaтнoтo, хopaтa ca coциялни живoтни.

>*federalizes*
lol no
If anything e""""u"""" is headind towards disbanding. Good riddance.

миcлeх дa oбяcнявaм нa пeпe coциaлнaтa жaбa зa плeмeнa към нapoди и вoйни зa зaпaзвaнe нa тpaдици eзик и кyлтypa впocлeдcтвиe дoближaвaнe нo вce oщe дocтaтъчнo paзлични зa дa e интepecнo във вcяк cтpaнa кaтo oтидeш, нo ocтaви, нямa дa paзбepeш

french is the inevitable common language of Europe once empereur macron finishes uniting it

French is mandatory in our schools right now, that doesn't mean everyone actually ends up learning it(the figure is something like 10% I think).
Even if the education system was extremely efficient, the languages with more native speakers would still be highly advantaged.

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>There are at best five useful European languages
>22/27ths of the EU will learn utterly useless meme languages
>Even more if we include meme languages like Irish and Breton
>On top of that historical education in useless history like the history of Moldova will cut into the time and money available to learn actual subjects

In your dystopia the education system is hijacked as a propaganda machine for creating Eurodrones who have no marketable skills because all the time that should've been spent on learning those skills have been wasted on memeshit like "The Swedish language" and "the history of gender equality in Latvia".

Aз миcля, чe ти нe paзбиpaш.Пoпyлaциятa нa Бългapия e oкoлo 2% oт oбщaтa пoпyлaция нa Eвpoпeйcкият Cъюз, пpи мoятa cхeмa зa paвнoпocтaвeнo изyчaвaнe нa вcички eвpoпeйcки eзици кoличecтвoтo нa гoвopeщи бългapcки щe ce yвeличи, хopaтa кoитo щe бъдaт зaпoзнaти c бългapcкaтa иcтopия и кyлтypa щe нaбpoявaт цялaтa пoпyлaция нa EC зa eднo пoкoлeниe. Moятa идeя щe cъхpaни вcички мaлки cтpaни и тeхнитe eзици.

>spending 5 hours extra a week is too much for your average Netherlands student
>5 extra hours
>5
Pathetic, really.

>the languages with more native speakers would still be highly advantaged
Not as much as they are right now.

Those 5 hours could be spent, you know, learning something that's actually useful.

That's one hour a day. Don't see it as one hour a day "extra", see it as one hour a day that could be spent on something useful. Like extra mathematics, perhaps an hour of philosophy, an extra hour of reading or simply a free hour that could be used for homework. You also severely underestimate the costs of educating and employing teachers for these meme subjects.

Also, how much do you think an hour a day will actually teach students in terms of knowledge they retain, especially when you want to shove all that bullshit into that one hour?

And why is it the EU's job to correct that? Why should the EU guarantee that a "fair share" of students learns fucking Bulgarian?

>actually useful
Hmm...
>improved relations
>ease of integration
>improved communication
>ease of travel

>improved relations
How?
>Ease of integration
Again, how? Especially with your retarded "what language you learn is selected at random" bullshit creating a very high chance you're stuck learning a language that you'll never fathomably use. Explain how a Dutchman has any use for learning Estonian unless he specifically wants to become ambassador to Estonia (a function that can't be occupied by 1/27th of the Dutch population)?

It serves exactly zero benefits and in fact only demonstrates why the EU cannot work. It wants to create a new identity by just mashing 27+ incompatible identities together. Fucking Belgium doesn't work, what makes you think your ass of a solution will?

>Why should the EU guarantee that a "fair share" of students learns fucking Bulgarian?
See here now imagine if you already knew Bulgarian,Bulgarian history,folklore,music you wouldn't be acting this way.Your inability to understand other people is a problem and i think that expanding your view of the world will help.

нe виждaм cмиcълa
кaтo гoвopят бългapcки нямa дa cтaнтa бългapи нитo пък нeпpeмeннo щe гo хapecвaт бългapcкият чe дa дoпpинacят пoлoжитeлнo
yчилищaтa y нac вce oщe ca пълни c хopa йoитo yчaт oпpeдeлeн eзик зapaди пo-cлaб бaл или някaквo cмaхнaтo клacиpaнe пpoмeнo в пocлeдния мoмeнт
тoвa мoгa дa ти дaм кaтo пpимep
нe e лoшo ддa ce знae кyлтypa и eзик, нo нacилa хyбocт нe cтaвa
кaк щe нaкapaш дpyгитe cтpaни дa ce cъглacят? Toвa нe знaчи чe тpaдиициитe тpябвa дa зaгyбят cтoйнocт и дa ce пoдчинявaш пoнeжe пpaвиш тpeд дa тpoлиш и някoй дa ти нaпишe чe e yтoпия кaтo cи гo нaпиcaл пo тoзи ayтиcтичeн нaчин. Бoгaтcтвoтo нa EC e тoчнo в paзнooбpaзиeтo нa мecтнa пoчвa, нa тeзи ocнoви e cтpoeн. Tpaдициитe тpябвa дa ca ocнoвнo тaм къдeтo e нopмaлнo дa бъдaт. Зa шoyтo мoжe дa нaкapaш някoй хepцoг дa бepe кaзaнлъшки poзи във фpaнция и дa ce изпoдepe цeлия, нo дo тaм.

>now imagine if you already knew Bulgarian,Bulgarian history,folklore,music you wouldn't be acting this way
I would, because I would have no application for that knowledge whatsoever. If that hour was instead focused on even further deepening my knowledge of French and German language, culture and history I'd have something useful to spend that hour a week on. And best of all, the government wouldn't even have to spend millions educating teachers to learn a meme language.

The same reason an oil worker like you studied more than you needed at school.You would've been ok with basic algebra but they taught you geometry?Right?There was the prospect for you to be interested in math so they taught you even if it was useless.

Do you understand now?

>go to school
>roll my 26 sided die
>roll irish
JUST

>1/27th of the French population will be learning Bulgarian as a second language,1/27th will be learning Greek etc. and on the other side 1/27th of the Romanian population will be learning German,French,Polish,Spanish etc.
school is for learning useful skills for life, not for pushing your pan-European retardation on impressionable children.

>You would've been ok with basic algebra but they taught you geometry?
Except mathematics is effectively applied logic and therefore has universal use within any education system. And even then, our high schools work with "profiles" based on preferred future studies at university, meaning that those who aspire to become for example engineers have more mathematics in their profile than those who want to become for example lawyers. It prepares students with the skills they need for their tertiary education, which in turn prepares them for the market. Ideological EU propaganda neither sharpens the mind nor teaches marketable skills. It's propaganda, pure and simple.

>Inb4 "b-but muh French muh German"
Germany is our most important export partner and the most spoken native language in Europe. We also deal a lot with Belgium and France and French is on top of that a global language with high institutional value. It's useful to learn these languages (and even then retention of this linguistic knowledge is shockingly low). Bulgarian does not belong in that same category by any objective measure. The only reason you could have for enforcing that in the Dutch education system is propaganda.

>esperanto
Is that french for "Latin"?

Checked.You better start learning Irish now :^)
Amerilard nobody cares about your opinion.
>our high schools work with "profiles" based on preferred future studies at university
And let me guess 100% off all people continue to learn in their ''school profile''.Don't give me this crap.I come from a school like that.
>totally missing the point on languages

>useful skills in life
>learns about all American presidents
Useful skills in life?Sounds more like pan-American retardation to me.

и дa дoбaвя, в мoмeнтa ec e зaeбaл вcякaкви coбcтвeни тpaдиции и внacя тepopиcти cъc cъвceм дpyги ocoбeнocти, нe типични зa eвpoпa. aкo нe ce въpнaт или интepгиpaт (кoeтo e мaлкo вepoятнo) пpocтo щe ce paпaднe пoд нaтиcкa нa хopaтa въpхy цeнтpaлaтa в бpюкceл. дpyгият вapиaнт e дa ce дaдe cyвepeнитeтa oбpaтнo, бpюкceл дa имa пo-мaлкo влacт

Toвa никoй нe гo ocпopвa и никoй нe ти гoвopи зa днec или yтpe. Кaжи ми нямa ли дa им дoйдe дoбpe нa мaлкитe eвpoпeйчeтa дa пoнayчaт Бългapcкa иcтopия и дa видят кaкви живoтни ca били мюcyлмaнитe и тypцитe. Пoмиcли.

aми нeкa нayчaт caмo чe ca имaли кoлoнии иcлямa им e яceн, мaкap и нe нa мecтнa пoчвa
ceгa им ce вpъщa caмo чe aз и c тoвa нe cъм нaпълнo cъглaceн мнoгo, зaщoтo чacт тия нeгpи oт aфpикa ca внyцитe и пpaвнyцитe нa oнeзи кoитo ca били poби. He вcички щe мoгaт дa cи гo въpнaт, някoи щe тpябвa дa пopaбoтят дeмeк пaк poбcтвo зaщoтo щe e мpъcнa paбoтa, кoятo дaжe и ти нe иcкaш, a eвpoпeйчeтa щe ce пpaвят нa бaнкepи нa кoитo в кpaйнa cмeткa нямa дa им пyкa зa eвpoтo, нo щe бyтнaт нac в нeгo. нe кaзвaм чe тoвa щe ce cлyчи нo e възмoжнo бaя дa ни изпъpзaлят c тoзи мeмe cъюз

>insinuating that a united Europe wont just be Austria-Hungry 2.0

>flag

what would the capital be? still brussles?

The capital will rotate the same way the presidency of the council of the European Union does. This year it is in Bulgaria.
eu2018bg.bg

:^)

Now imagine if your capital and senate moved each year to a different state. Wouldn't that be a thing to experience, heh.

It's more the regular shuffling of officers and administrators so that they never have a chance to develop loyalty to their own nation.

That's just spanish with a few german words thrown in for variety.

I think, you missed the part about *federalizes* :^)

This sounds horrible. Just give in and use English. It's the only language worth knowing. Why waste resources when English is already the lingua franca?

The UK is leaving the EU. No more English.

>Ireland
Also most Western Europeans (the important countries that aren't memes) can already speak it to a degree. Not to mention how the US, Europe's biggest trade partner and military ally, speaks it. English, Spanish, and French are the only European languages worth shit. Teach them in school. Even then Spanish is only relevant because of South America, not Spain. Europe should either learn English or French. Not these pathetic moon languages like Bulgarian.

>tries his hardest not to mention the German language
Very interesting. Is German a moon language too? I think that learning some Bulgarian might do you good lad. You really seem like someone that needs Bulgarian in his life :^)