British ex-colonies are successf

Oh wait, turns out only the four in which they replaced locals with white people are....

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US, Canada, Australia New Zealand, and South Africa

>Spain wins in median colonies

I wonder if made the Americas like North America and Australia was made.

More genocide, less fucking.

Does the ex-Spanish Empire have the highest avg. HDI?

I somehow think it's the Portuguese

IDK. They're missing colonies there. Goa is in the Poo land. Macau is missing. Timor as well. Cape Verde, Guinea etc.

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nah most of them are in Africa, Macao is the ex-colony with the biggest GDP per capita in the world doe

>France
India, SA, Namibia and Botswana are probably better than all of your ex-colonies

>tfw had a great empire now we have this country and this flag

Thanks a bunch, Lisbon.

>India

Probably the worst shithole on Earth

Québec still counts as a former French colony. It's their exclusive official language and they have civil law as opposed to common or tribal law in the rest of Canada. St. Pierre et Miquelon are also very nice French colonies albeit small

what does the flag have to do with Lisbon?

Everything bad Portugal has since the 1500's is fault of Lisbon.

Correct, which is why they are successful

Spain stopped midway through the job and France didn't even try in Africa

And the Portushits were the worst ones of all.

not our fault you didn't deport the slaves

>Demand independence
>Ayo hold up we can do this shit without you
>Literally go to shit
>Immigrate in mass to Portugal after

Algeria tier. You wanted independence, you got it. Now live with it. Pedro wanted you guys to be a Canada or Australia.

fuck the Portuguese.

If wasn't for slaves we wouldn't have our music, food, and the most important bunda

Not even talking about deporting slavery.

>OwnBrazil since the 1500s
>Only use it for sugar and extracting wealth
>Only around the 1800s, after 300 years of neglect, does Portugal start developing the place, and only because the King was too much of a bitch to stand his ground against Napoleon

Portugal A shit. One hit wonder that was at the right place at the right time. Should have just handed over Brazil, should have handed Brazil over to Spain or Netherlands. Hell, even handing it over to the Catholic Church would have better.


Excellent post

Your fault for helping anglos destroy the iberian empire from the inside

it's amost as if we didn't see you guys as a colony at first

every other European country would've done exactly the same we did, your country is just very good for slave work

>what is Gabon

While accurate that is very good for slave work, your statement isnt true. The Dutch actually attempted to develop its' portion of the colony.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Brazil#Governance_under_Maurits

>settlement colonies are more successful than pure exploration colonies
who would have guessed

what is this this map even supposed to be indicating? HDI? it looks totally wrong

All our problems are Portugal's fault.
Boohoo We dindu nothing we good boi
I know we're a country of niggers but we should not act as one.

>All our problems are Portugal's fault.

Show me in the thread where I say this. All I said is that they were a terrible colonizer.

Seriously, green and red just don't match, they are chromatically incompatible and your royalist flag was unironically one of the most beautiful, just lobby for a replacement for the old one even if you keep being a democracy, you don't deserve those shitty colours, they don't even mean anything and you achieved nothing with that flag anyway.

People will get it...eventually

And another thing, there are two sides of the Brazilian complex . The one that never takes responsibility and blames everyone. And then the one that gets on his knees to service every 1st worlder for validation. Go sniff your ass crack Joao.

Telling the truth is sucking gringo cock now?
Funny.

>I know we're a country of niggers

Have some self respect

It never fails, grandsons of slaves buthurted.
Wwe wish too you could be colonized by the dutch or the frcnh or spainsh, so you could be a gigant Suriname, or a gigant Haiti or maybe some sort of Venezuela, all amazing countries.

They are, Brazil is a shithole because it is filled with niggers. It's like a big american "hood" in the tropic.

You mean the colonies which were designed for all people to live freely are better than ones where only a tiny elite were educated?

The America's was established in a fucking caste system ffs

lel

You would be an indonesia. Extraction colony nonetheless.

Nigga Conquest of Mallaca? Goa? Hormuz? Diu? Etc..
Only romans hold a candle to us.

>botswana, the highest HDI subsaharan african country, red
>guinea, benin, ivory coast, togo all yellow
>kenya, ghana, zambia all red
>oman red
>malaysia yellow, vietnam green

nice meme map there m8

I KNOW

IT'S THE COLOR OF THE NORTH

I HATE LISBON


REEEEEE

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No Joao Favelado da Bacteria.You have a colonial loyal mutt complex like the Southern Germanic(TM) Brazilians on here. And you still haven't showed me where I blamed Portugal for our problems, particularly our modern problems, which has no barring on historical ones.

t. Actual butthurt Pablo

Portugal was a terrible colonizer. A historical fact, like Spain, France, or pretty much any other cunt excluding UK. If you want to get emotionally invested in this. That's your own problem.

all our Asian previous territories prove you wrong

shouldn't have have asked for independence right as we were starting to develop you

>UK

yes British Guyana truly is an example to follow

Yeah sure if you count the ocean as a country and assign it GDP lmao

Portuguese empire is so irrelevant and insignificant now people only associate Portuguese with Brazil.

fuck you

What about singapore, no white people but the locals were replaced with chinkies

sec need to google your country brb

Okay. Show me Portugal's, Spain's, and France's United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Hong Kong, etc.

What was Malaysian colonization like?

Malaysia is the best SEA country believe it or not

>I HATE LISBON

I'm not from Lisbon, but from Viseu, and you act like a fckg buthurted peasant. Lisbon is a good city, has many immigration it's true, but with time................... that can be reversed. reconquista 2.0

>You have a colonial loyal mutt complex like the Southern Germanic(
You would hit home If you said japan.

>And you still haven't showed me where I blamed Portugal for our problems, particularly our modern problems, which has no barring on historical ones.
It's what Brazilians do.So I assumed you were doing the same.
I'm tired of hearing but they stole our gold whenever someone talks about Portugal

Uh, we have increased our GDP by 177% since independence (USD 1.9 billion to 338 billion). We have had a stable goverment since indepence too. We have rule of law, public universities, dirt cheap but world class public healthcare (RM3 ward charge per day), massively reduced infectious diseases, rapidly building highways, mass transit, building bullet train lines, high speed rail. Our low cost air lines have dominated the region. Our diplomacy has made our passport one of the strongest globally. We have managed to stamp down on extremism and is the center of moderate Islam. We started Halal food certification and modern Islamic banking. Our government spends more on education than the military, yet our peace keepers are well respected. So, French baguette. Next time you shit on the Brotherhood of the Commonwealth, look to your failed Shitarabs and niggerr colonies first.

>Portugal
Macao

>Spain
I dunno, didn't have much to work with, all their colonies were full

>France
Quebec

How are we buthurted? if we just don´t care about your country, it's always the south american indios that come to talk about Spain, Portugal or Britain or whatever. And yes we are looking to facts, Suriname or Indonesia are third world countries.

portugese only controls one city and they are literally irrelevant in the span of our history
but the locals over that time really hated their unwashed ass that they are willing to ally with the dutch to retake the city AND THEN hand the city for the dutch to control just so they kick the Portuguese out from the area

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How was the UK a better colonizer than the rest?

Like OP said, most British colonies are a shithole except the white ones, this is factual. Are Jamaica or Belize better than Brazil or Colombia?

Also, Spanish colonies and even Brazil were very well off just after the independence from the metropolis, in the 1800's Mexico had standard of livings that were like those in Germany, after independence from Spain, Mexico lost half of its territory in a war with the USA, they had a million revolutions (zapatistas and such) and massive internal instability and now they have the narcos, is that our fault? Are the Narcos our fault? Same can be said for most ex-colonies, like Cuba, which was our "pearl in the caribbean", literally more developed than most of Spain itself, had a rail train system before us (build by us ofc, Cuba was ours) and was extremely wealthy, then they had their independence and communism and now they are a fucking shithole, is that our fault too? Is communism our fault too?

In my opinion one of the problems of the ex-colonies is the extreme multiplication of your lumpen class (mostly niggers and indios of the lowest genetic and cultural stock), that wasn't the case just 200 years ago, but modern medicine allowed that to happen.

Still mad that France's legacy consists of misery, squalor, poverty and surrendering to Communists?

all we did in your country was fight muzzies, the dutch and trade dafuq is your problem?

WRONG
Singapore

Cuba had massive amounts of poverty.

>In my opinion one of the problems of the ex-colonies is the extreme multiplication of your lumpen class (mostly niggers and indios of the lowest genetic and cultural stock),

Then why not invest in them instead if shitting on them screwing them and yourself over?

eurogamer.pt/articles/2011-11-30-world-of-warcraft-agora-em-portugues-do-brasil

Seeing portushits with inferiority complex always manages to make me smile.

Macau is only good because of Chinese investment and theocracy it's Asia's Vegas + tax dodging place

Why would feel inferiority complex?

It's literally for a big market, as you guys have a shitload of people.

Many games are in American English for this purpose lol.

I don't understand your point.

>Cuba had massive amounts of poverty.
When it was under Spanish control? Not at all.

Literally was one of the wealthiest places on Earth if you ignore the slaves, of course.

Blacks are a minority in Brazil you autist
They never had any power or influence.

To be honest Portugal basically had nothing to work with

Yes we have inferiority complex of a third world country, full of crime, degeneracy, mass killings, corruption, no history or identity, no race or culture,a mix bag of indians-slaves and some euro blood. A lesson to the world, what to avoid at all costs.
sureeeeeeeee
just stay far far away

>Seeing portushits with inferiority complex
>It's brazillian who immigrate in mass here

Actually, no. Blacks are the majority.

The problem is that both politicians and the elite are no different than Sup Forums users. Won't invest in black areas and then gets surprised that the economy won't grow - well shit, when you exclude half of the population from the economy, of course it'll be bad.

This is why people hate this man so much. And the racists are too stupid to realize that they've benefitted from the northeast getting investment.

It's basically a mulatto population, they call them "pardos" though.

They influence society negatively because of their crime rates but they still have power in a democracy, that's why all those countries fall for pseudo-socialist meme politicians that appeal to them.

They're the kind of people who'd love immigrate to Florida but are too stupid to learn english.

>One world,one goverment,one king and one guy to rule for his majesty
The world missed some massive memes thanks to sc*talans and Portush*ts. Olivares was unadultered peak autism

>US, independent since the 18th century, is good because of Britain colonized it
>Macau, independent for only 18 years, being good despite of Portuguese colonialism

>open a shop in a black neighbourhood
>gets robbed the first day
>murdered the next
>"why do whitties ignore us?"

I hope you're not being serious

>How was the UK a better colonizer than the rest?

As it was previously stated, Brits had more settlement colonies instead of pure wealth extraction. And you, along with other Ib*rians here seem to misunderstand. This isn't about blaming historical colonizers or accusing them of being at fault for ex-colony problems. We're just talking about how they were terrible colonizers. That's all.

Unrelated but I'M butthurt the hispanic colonies chose to become their own countries instead of one giant hispanic america.

No. Mixed people are the majority.

Tbqh, the race obsession only started happening around the 2010s. Our politicians found out they can make a career from Obama's racial victimization. America is a cancer.

>Be nigger
>Denies reality

>t. has never heard about risk management

>and was extremely wealthy, then they had their independence and communism and now they are a fucking shithole, is that our fault too? Is communism our fault too?
they were doing fine until ameriniggers sticked their fingers

>In my opinion one of the problems of the ex-colonies is the extreme multiplication of your lumpen class (mostly niggers and indios of the lowest genetic and cultural stock), that wasn't the case just 200 years ago, but modern medicine allowed that to happen.
thats one half, the other half is these subhumans moving towards urban centres creating favelas which are strongholds of everything that is unholy

What about this one?

>victimization
It's a fact that the government completely ignored the development of northern areas, leading to mass immigration to Sao Paulo.

youtube.com/watch?v=UI3yFKVrE4I

Reminder: those people couldn't even have WATER in a country as rich as this one.

But sure, it's just victimization.

>in the 1800's Mexico had standard of livings that were like those in Germany,
quotation needed

It's not like it's entirely Spain's fault that we aren't developed now. That would ignore almost 200 years of history. What is true is that Spain didn't develop states that would prosper independently, and then it snow-balled from there.
>Literally was one of the wealthiest places on Earth if you ignore the slaves, of course.
>let's ignore a very important thing so i can be right.

England is a French colony

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>What is true is that Spain didn't develop states that would prosper independently

well, in their defense, it's not easy to build infrastructure in South and Central America, would like to know why there was more people leaving in the middle of the jungle than in North America

Maybe If they started focusing on solving problems and stopped having useless kids just to live from healthcare they wouldn't be so poor.

t.baiano

So what you're saying is, it took the English to do the French's job better than the French?

Von Humblot that was the most important geographer of all the XIX century said that Mexico was wealthier than Germany and the people in Mexico city had higher standards of living than in Paris. Sudacas as a whole are not compatible with civilization and ruined everything ones they got their little brown hands in the cake

Fuck to Portuguese to be honest. Can't wait it sink like the atlanteans. A bunch of greedy mongrel that destroys everything. Why you can just be like other traders that came in peace and trade things? Instead of that, muh holy wars and such. The terrorist of the age of exploration to be honest.

*living

why couldn't you not be Muslim? not that hard friend

I'm not a monarchist but things were getting a lot better until the First Republic and the rich white oligarchs that created that semifeudal bullshit that was practically a noble republic

Yeah, i guess. I mean, it's not really their fault. What they did herew was for their own benefit, and that's what empires do.
I keep hearing this thing about Humboldt but no one actually gives a source.
>Sudacas as a whole are not compatible with civilization and ruined everything ones they got their little brown hands in the cake.
k

Infrastructure is the role of the state, not people who can barely feed themselves.

Do you realize that Spain had an extremely tiny population and a massive empire? Even today Spain is a very depopulated country. And do you know the massive murders and exilment of spanish colonizers that happened during the independence wars? Especially in the Venezuelan/Colombia region. Thousands of spanish settlers and criollos were brutally murdered by a black-mulatto-indio horde lead, unironically, by royalist blue-eyed Asturian cuck (José Tomás Boves) in Venezuela in a genocidal rampage of "revenge" against the independentist criollo elite, in his words: "¡guerra a los blancos explotadores del pardo y del indio!". The same happened in french colonies like Haiti but those mass murders of "white" settlers motivated by desires of revenge and anti-white racism logically didn't happen during the indepence of the USA.

7.6% at max and less if you are filtering out notable % mixed heritage blacks

lel no.
>become hindu, King Chola attacks
>become buddhist, Majapahit attacks
>become hindu-buddhist, Thai attacks
>become muslim, from Arab, Persia, Ottomans, Muslim India, Cham, Ryukryuan, to Ming of Qin are nice, civilised people trading spices and silks.
>and then the malice and pestilence of the descendant of apostate P*rtuguese. Fucking robbers that eventually destroyed in China because we sent them letters of friendship. Thanks to Goa as well for tipping this incoming infidels masking their fake smile to trade.