Dad, mom, this is my first and new girlfriend, her name is Katerina

>Dad, mom, this is my first and new girlfriend, her name is Katerina
how would do they react

Fuck and I thought my hair was thinning

"Whatever faggot, just don't do drugs".

think you'd become an opioid addict just by eating her pussy

why did she put a cut off bandaid over her swastika tattoo?

There would probably be a brief moment of relief that I'm not gay, and then they would cut contact with me to a bare minimum.

"At least it's a girl"

because she's a coward

something that my parents will never say

They wouldn't give a shit and tell themselves "it won't last"

>my hair is longer than this girls
maybe it's time for a haircut...

“Amerika?”

throw rocks at it

Greasy hair doesn't part that far

Yes, very nice!

I don't date girls that smoke

My parents wouldn't like her gothic ways. My mom in specific would want me to date a god-fearing church goer

i dont have to show her to my parents

she's fucking gorgeous id absolutely date her if she deemed me worthy of her

Is this the same chick?

oh no,
no no no no no no,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>a fucking slav goth

Obviously

Slav goths usually look hot, this one is just fucked up

If i brought home a girl who had facial tattoos they would probably beat me

because she realized she will be attacked and harassed by everyone

"Darling, get holy water, I'll bring grandpa's shotgun"

She is a not a goth. It's new post ironic anti intelligent wave.

I guess your parents like Poland

I like her "look"

Pootin's Russia is a bad place to be openly redpilled, arguably even more so than in western countries due to all the neo-soviet state-backed LARPing