I'm Persian AMA

I'm Persian AMA.

how was a powerful empire like Persia destroyed by Islam?

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why are you in china?

Sasanian Empire exhausted its resources fighting their archrivals the Byzantines, so it was easy for the Rashidun Arabs to conquer the land. The Muslims then implemented a religious tax for non-Muslims which converted or drove out a lot of the remaining Zoroastrians.

I can't get an English version of Gundam Breaker 3 anywhere else.

Same way they are now. Let 2 in and they breed like rats.

Not white according to Sup Forums

A Farsi Gundambro? Wow, user [spoiler]can I suck your ker?[/spoiler]

why do you like blue carpets and gold curtain rails so much

How's life for an Zoroastrianism following shitskin expat in Mapleland?

Do you duty free shop in my country like the rest of those mapleniggers or are you self sufficient?

Kill yourself Arabian scum. The world would be infinitely better without Saudi Arabia.

How many Persians are in Canada?

Why are persian milfs such whores in Canada? Have smashed a couple of milfs when I was in Canada, they literally go out of their way to appear as whorish as possible. One of the milf's I fucked had a 14 year old daughter and a jacked husbando she still used to come fuck me me with no regrets age 41 when I was only 21 pls respond

What do you think of based Roosh V?

>anyone fucking a paki

your story doesn't add up

>tfw your ancestors didn't get completely conquered by the horde

Gtfo Amir Khadir

Girls wanna fuck Zayn though

Spent two months undercover in Iran (snuck in through Turkey.) Tehran street food, am I fucking right??? Give me that pebble bread, right, Dustam?

P-please senpai, not so bold.

They're aesthetically pleasing, especially when paired together. Very regal.

Life is pretty good. I live in a small neighborhood near Toronto but not in the city proper, so I can visit the city whenever I feel like it without dealing with the fuckery of urban life. Things may be changing soon as lots of condos are due to expand throughout town.

I only use duty free when I'm passing by the border to visit relatives in Buffalo.

There's around 200,000 Persians who immigrated Canada, a quarter of which live in Toronto of the Greater Toronto Area. There's an esteemed 50,000-ish other ethnic Persians who were born here or don't identify as being Iranian.

Pretty much every Persian women I know is like that, including girls at my high school. Never found out why though.

Up until now I'd never heard of him.

Explain how you did that? (pls respond)

How do I get an Iranian gf, OP?

I did it with my wife's family's help. People with enough money can do anything in Iran, provided it isn't degenerate or a threat to the regime. All I wanted to do was be with my wife, who had given birth while on a visit home.

Damn. So how is border security like in the Turkish-Iranian border?

Aw, It's okay man, don't cry. Why are you so upset? Would me throwing a couple of burgers your way make you feel better?

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How much hair gel do you use daily?

Are you scared of Greeks?

Pretty tight...soldiers there at Dogubayazoo or wherever, but if you have an Iranian Visa (mine was fake, said I was Canadian), they just look it over and let you in.

And how do you get one of those?

Girls wanna fuck anything that has legs.
*Not an argument

My father has pebble bread every day here and it continues to baffle me.

Persian girls tend to be materialistic, so buying shit for them (jewelry especially) will get one to jump on your dick. If you put the effort in learning Farsi or how to cook Persian food like ghormeh sabzi, you'd be guaranteed winning over a Persian waifu.

I don't but every other Persian-Canadian I know does.

Never forget Iskandar.

Away Saracen. We should nuked Mecca after 9/11. Serious question though. Do you believe in Islam?

How many Australoid Iranics are there and where are they located?

Are you from a Muslim family? How the fuck did you manage to come to Canada?

Which is your favorite kind of kebab?

/fit/izen paki, have smashed over 40+ women internationally easy on the eyes tall and jacked

The reason why they're whorish is because they live in the fantasy world of claiming themselves to be "White" which is false because Persia itself has unique and OG genes and shouldn't compare themselves to the rest of the world. You people have severe insecurities which isn't your fault really because mullahs have helped enforce that insecurity

Halet chetoreh?

So are you basically telling me that Persian girls are gold digging whores?

>raped*

Ftfy

I don't know why Paki's are so proud. You're literally Muslim poo-in-loos. That's like being black and having a micropenis.

The ones that go outside their race, yes. Like any girl from any race user.. You should know this by now

Can I have gyros/shawerma in my country without Islam taking over?

Looking at map now... Cant see a Persia... Sure your in the right century?

>this manlet virgin being this misinformed bout pakis

Stay mad cuck

Australoids would probably be in Australia, thank goodness. My dad left Iran just as the Islamic Revolution was about to kick off, since he hates Muslims and didn't want to live or raise a family in a Muslim theocracy.

Koobideh.

Man khoobam, mamnoon.

Okey dokey.

Where can I find Persian girls outside of Iran?

>gyros/shawerma
>gyros

Cut that shit out. Greeks are culture stealing pieces of shit. Only denbt defaulters call it a gyro.

not him, but if you can go to canada and look in richmond hill, thornhill, or north vancouver. quite a few in frankfurt germany too

More possible than you'd think. It's estimated by some that only around 30% of ethnic Persians in America are actually muslim.

Here in Canada there's a lot in Toronto and the Greater Toronto Area. Apparently you yankees have a lot of Persians in some parts of California and a decent amount in new York.

Richmond and Thorn is crawling with them. Also if you go up north on Yonge & Finch you'd find their businesses which mostly are staffed by their hot af haram daughters behind the registers

i literally went there yesterday and had kebabs lol

i asked my dad and he said that it was mostly koreans but the iranians moved in and took that spot on yonge

Fuark I miss yonge ;_; where'd you eat?

Protip; for god-tier korean food go to NakWon on yonge & finch next to the bar on the corner that sells wings their beef bowl broth magic is coma inducing + quite economical

i do not recall the name, it must've been new. we usually go to zaffron but we tried somewhere different. was pretty good

Rare flags, at least mudslimes are good for something

What differentiates Iranian food from other Middle Eastern food?

Do you like Mansour , Ebi and general iranian music?

>Rare flags
I wanted to collect it, but he's a proxy nigger.
Internet is censored in KSA
Since 4chin is full of porn, it's not allowed in there

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it isnt spicy. i hear southern iranian food is spicier, but not as hardcore as, say, pakistan, or saudi. if you like chicken and beef, iranian cuisine has a hundred and one different dishes you can eat them with. and much like a greek restaurant, your plate will be filled, so if you're a greedy fuck like me you'll get quite the meal

>inbred poor trash of the world shitting on others

Um...what are you, from the State Department?

Pot kettle slimeballs

>based zaatir of the gods

Keep going north on yonge this place in thornhill will mess you up

Looks like I should head on over to Toronto. Hopefully I find me a girl that looks like Aylar Lie. Thanks lads

Iranian food generally uses more herbs, vegetables, fruit, rice, saffron, cinnamon or other sweet spices integrated with meats. Arabic foods lean more towards the spicy side comparatively.

It's pretty decent but not my favourite kind of music. It's fairly easy to find their music from stores in my neighborhood.

Your a lief am a lier. ...

OP, Saudi user, and Paki user, what boards do you browse?

I used to browse /tg/ a lot when I was in high school and heavily into Warhammer 40k but have used it less frequently in recent years, though I still visit it semi-often.

Sup Forums I usually visit for the /sg/ threads or to [spoiler]shitpost[/spoiler]

C-chubek?
Is it you?

/fit/ & this shithole

No you stupid fucking frog. I am not using a proxy.
I can freely browse the website for the past year or so.

/m/,Sup Forums, /sci/ and Sup Forums.

You know what? It was softened by socialism and liberalism. And I'm not joking, they really had equivalents of even modern communism and their emperor was liberal governor who gave his people too much people. So they just didn't resist the invasion.

Be careful with that shit, West.