FIREFIGHTER TELLING HIS STORY

Story time Sup Forums

>be me
>30-something firefighter
>working in the only firefighter division in my town
>because of that, we do almost everything in this fucking town
>it's okay we're paid well
>people loves us
>not-bad.jpg
>one day the chief tell us we need to go
>boat accident in Mediterranean Sea
>hundreds of people are drowning as we speak
>no time to lose
>hero mode : ON
>on the way to the beach, I can only think of those poor people
>holidays ruined because of a stupid boat accident
>poor lads
>our boat is on full speed
>we arrive on the accident area rather quickly
>looking around, searching for someone to save
>but I don't see anything
>I don't see any tourists drowning
>wtf-im-doing-here-then.png
>my chief look at me
>"So user ? What are you waiting for ? Help us to rescue them"
>he's poiting at something in the sea
>looks like a horde of monkeys trying to stay on some wooden sticks
>take binoculars to watch closer
>shivers down my spine
>i'm slowly raising my arm, poiting at them in horror
>"B-b-b-but... those are refugees Sir..."
>mfw I have to help my country getting cucked again
>mfw I'm helping white genocide
>pic related, it's me when I learned the news

Cont ?

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>be me

Bump

>implying "be me" is form this shit-tier website
>don't know every green text starts like that since the beginning of time
Why don't you go back there yourself ? You seem to miss the place.

>6 weeks after the refugees incident
>the whole town helped them
>they build houses so refugees don't live in the street
>refugees are enjoying their life in their new home
>everything is perfect
>i keep working as a firefighter
>life goes on
>we receive a call one day
>"There's a house burning in the 365 Roses Street! I think the family is traped inside !"
>no time to lose
>hero mode : ON
>we arrive on the location
>the house is burning bright
>"user take the fire hose ! Quick"
>i get the fire hose and walk slowly toward the house and then I stop
>I just remembered that all house in the Roses Street were refugees' houses.
>everyone is on the "wtf ?" mode
>i turn 180°
>I can feel the hot fire behind me
>the family is starting to scream in agony
>I smile
>Jessica, my anoying coworker starts yelling at me :
>"user ! THE FIRE IS BEHIND YOU ! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?!"
>this bitch
>I know perfectly where the fire is
>my chief quickly shove me aside and take the fire out
>mfw it was too late
>mfw they're all dead
>pic related, it's me in front of the burning house

>claims to be older than 30
>still posts like a newfag Sup Forumstard

>>still posts like a newfag Sup Forumstard
>go in thread to tell people they are redditfa
And i'm 30-something because I say lol on every sentence I say and I sign my name on every comment I post on my nieces pictures on Facebook.
XOXO
Sam.

Keep going. I'm waiting for the part when the town says "Sam was right. He was always right.".

>post obvious reddit layout, barely on-topic blogpost about yourself, a 30 year old firefighter with nieces who goes full edgelord and lets people burn to death

not to sage would be rude desu

>after the house incident my chief decided I needed to be punished
>he decided to send me to elementary school
>i have to talk about my job to children
>just-kill-me-already.png
>but I need this job so I accept
>the bell rings, time to go in class
>all student are sitting before me
>the teacher is in the corner of the room
>waiting for me to start
>I do a little speech about my job
>they're listening
>questions time
>a nigger raises his hand
>have no choice
>"Yeah what is it Tyron ?"
>"My name is Mikael, not Tyron"
>whatever, speak already you monkey.
>"Is that true that sometimes people put things on fire deliberately ?"
>temptation is too big
>"It's absolutely true Tyron. Like I remember this time when some muslims set a church on fire"
>the teacher starts looking unsettled
>I continue
>"Because as you already knew, thanks to our medias, Islam is a religion of peace. But did you know that at least 109 verses of the Quran promote violence and hate against nonbelivers ? Haha, guess those mainstream liberal cuck medias and teachers won't tell you this !"
>the teachers rushes before me
>"Hu I think that's enough for today haha..."
>"Yeah, whatever you say. Cucklord." I mumble as I leave the class.
>pic related, it's me at the beginning of my presentation

God bless you, user.

>after my intervention at school, chief is desesperate
>stoped sending me there so I won't "pervert the youth"
>he can't really fire me (pun intended) as we're only 5 in the unit
>but he got an idea
>he started to treat me as a lackey
>"user bring me this, user bring me that"
>I do as he says but I always miss behave on purpose to piss him off
>one day he asks me to bring coffee to everyone
>yeah-whatever.png
>I cum in each coffee as I usually do
>I go back into the office
>chief tells me something like "careful user" or whatever
>are-you-threatening-me-faggot.gif
>I keep walking but then I feel something under my boots
>I'm slipping on it and end up on the floor
>I'm in real pain
>I look around to see what was responsible for my downfall
>I wasn't prepared for what I saw
>a Quran page
>mfw I steeped on the Quran
>mfw chief was a muslim cuck all along
>mfw he's jihading me in my own town
>pic related
>video of my attack : youtube.com/watch?v=FmQYatqUEdw

>THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE USER.

>OKAY I TRY TO FIND ANOTHER VIDEO OF MY ATTACK

youtube.com/watch?v=aADqk8TOMFE

Those liberal cucks medias didn't loose time.

This feels a lot like the Hugh Neutron meme.

What is it ?

Basically him dropping red pills. Pic related.

Oooh yes ! Just not have this name in French.
Yeah definitely intended

I didn't even realize you were the OP until now.

Shit happens sometimes.

>>I smile
you make me of big smile dutch hero!

>>I cum in each coffee as I usually do
continue!

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STOP.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE RED PILLED FIREMAN SAM. MUSLIMS WILL BURN, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "LET 'EM BURN, FIREMAN SAM" ITT

BURN THE FUCKOUT OF THEM FIUREMAN SAM!!!

LET EM BURN FIREMAN SAM

Oh wait, it's me.

Ok fine, people are reading so I keep going. I have another story to share with you. Be right back.

HURRAY BACK, MY CURIOSITY IS ON FIRE MR SAM!!

Keep bumping

BUT WHAT OF CURIOSNESSITY? I NO GIEF BUMP TILL THEN¬¬

>Mfw people compare black people to monkeys

Can someone translate this tanned youth for me?

Top kek OP, first based french I see online
Tu est beacoup OP

>french woman
>called jessica

I make smile of big because of smile of story make smile me also of too!!

Get a load of this newfag

The ">be me" meme is older than I am.

be nice of german, gernam have bad toime

the >be me is how reddit does their greentexts

You should know this if you've been on Sup Forums for at least 3 years.

be nice of german, gernam have bad toime

>I had to keep my job
>but I had to keep my head as well
>so I decided to go on outdoor missions
>it's tough but at least I'm not with those cucks at the office
>my boss found asked that Jessica should come with me
>fuck that bitch
>must be a plan of this Islamic boss cuck, he asked her to kill me i'm sure
>whatever I'll just be careful
>every single day is the same
>Jessica can't shut her mouth
>always talking about the religion of peace
>"user you shouldn't be that close minded", "Not all muslims are dangerous user"
>this bitch will drive me crazy
>nothing happens most of the time so I must listen to her sadly
>*behead me and get it over with already, bitch*
>finally one day we receive a call
>some little boy is in danger
>no time to lose
>HERO MODE : ON
>hope it's not a nigger tho
>I arrive on time in the area
>I hear the little boy screaming
>he's down below
>holding on a rock
>he can fall of the cliff at any moment
>i take the rope
>Jessica is a woman so she's not strong enough
>whatever, I'll go
>the boy is a white dark hair boy
>at last someone to rescue !
>I take him in my arms
>"You're okay lad"
>we start climbing the cliff
>I hear the father talking up there
>poor guy, must be worried
>finally at the top
>mfw the father is a fucking soul-less redhead
>he has hipster glasses
>a fucking camo pant
>and worst of all, a "I'm with her" pins on his lame ass shirt
>triggered-intensified.jpg
>he has this goofy simle
>Jessica too
>"I talked with mister Smith while you were outhere and did you know he's a muslim ? See ? They're not all bad Sam !"
>the redhead is smiling harder
>"You're safe now Muhammed" he says as he's looking at his son.
>I look at him, dead in the eye
>I'm still holding the boy
>Already starting to feel dirty
>"Safety is a lie" I say
>I drop the kid in front of him
>kid falls from 500 meters and hit is head on a rock
>father screams
>I look at him, smiling and says : "Allauh Akbar my friend"
>pics related, it's mfw I saw the father.

>The amount of years spent on an anime website has more meaning in a debate than actual arguments.
>inb4: le newfag lel

Thank you but what did you mean by "Tu es beaucoup OP" ?

be nice of german, gernam have bad toime

Just admit you're from reddit.

It's best not to encourage this kind of cancer so it won't spread to the rest of Sup Forums

this stuff should be called out and stopped.

Jessica is a pretty common name in France actually

Bravo

I don't always start with "be me" but I saw it many many times and never been on reddit... Didn't even know that reddit had greentext stories.

This is great anime

I like

"Most pathetic role playing I've seen on the internet!" -user

needs work, only 2/10

Just remembering that its a nice word
Vous etté quelque garçons (4) e una fille,Jessica, avec la fire station

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Nice trying but it doesn't make any sense xD

"Tu es beaucoup" mean literally "you are many"/"you are much"

not funny.
Now everyone think i'm Islamophobe.

christ