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Fuck all the pedos who post in this general.

This
nonces need to feck off

Goodmorning

this

Good morning

Just in time
*cums all over you*

w..what? T..thats not true at all. i never get aroused when playing vidya

That would be yous

How was your day?

Why so early this time?

>kiddy-diddling nonce projects his fetishes onto me

So that I could cum all over you

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me

Devilish

Good morning lad

Good, I didn't do anything but it was good
proofs?

watch your mouth kiddo or I won't hesitate to cum all over you again

I'm not a pervert

W-why so early french lad?
I see that you usually post till late

Seems the perfect day tbqh tbqh

Rude

thoughts?

no it's true I know it~

the lewd things you all say make me blush!

I'M ON THE TRAIN HOME NOW EVERYBODY!

I don't sleep much at night. What about you my friend from across the Alps?

I'm in your home waiting for you

very straight
okay fine, I'm a pervert and I'm proud!
don't pass out

Yesterday I was tired so I slept from 10:00PM up until now
I even slept with my smartphone ynder the pillow AAA

me the only time I'm Astolfo

>Yesterday I was tired so I slept from 10:00PM up until now
nice. Going to school today?

hmm yes good point! as long as you don't kiss it's fine

see I knew it! perverts!

i will take a shower now
you all better behave while i undress myself and leave the room

>9 hour sleep
you haven't seen anything, watch this
*sleeps for 15 hours*

C-can you be ready to help me undress? I'm much too tired to do much right now desu.
I-I'll try not too desu.
It's ok desu. I slept while listening to female breathing noises on my phone desu.

Ended up with mosquito bites on my arms, neck and butt which I'm not pleased about desu.

No I will be at home almost all day
I'm going to the dentist but in late afternoon

Of course, I'll undress both of us.

>footfags

>I'm going to the dentist but in late afternoon
good luck

Th-thank you desu. D-do you know how to properly undress a full suit; tie included?

>enter dental clinic
>see me dressed in scrubs
>you have no choice but to lie down with your mouth open
>I spit into your mouth

*I will

Y-yeah but muh radiation from the smartphone...

>Mosquito
The only insect I really hate
Do you have the tiger one in Australia?
Here's we have both

M-maybe not
Y-you wear a full suit to work every day? How formal.
FUCK m*Squitoes

not coming back to this turrible dentist tbqh

Looks super hetero, desu.

you're a pervert too, now get licking
I don't think I can contain myself
who are you quoting?
maybe you should clamp his mouth open, then you could do anything to his cute mouth, anything...

...

You know you'll be back desu

No! I swear I'm not lewd

yes?

I might even jack off into it...
@84389622
You'll have to beg

It's the yearly "teeth cleaning" performed by tye dentist with his right "items"
I don't think this is tge wright word in english but meh

I am hetero desu senpai

Good bye friends
See you soon

M-my arm is so itchy.
medent.usyd.edu.au/photos/mosquitoesofaustralia.htm
We have many desu.
Y-yeah I do desu. N-not everyday since I take some days off to go to Uni desu :3
I wear the shirt, pants, leather shoes, and tie.
Good luck desu! I hope you've been flossing!

I want to suck Astolfo's dick and have vaginal sex with him desu.

Why are you in this thread then?
but..

No blazer? Always thought a blazer is the defining feature of a suit desu.
@84389687
You know that's not what you want

Gotcha
I forgot, what is it that you're studying?

I'm guessing you're heading back to Auckland, see you soon

We have tons of them in this swamp that is this valley >_<
They all crave for my blood

See you

See ya

BYE-BYE DESU!
I wear the suit jacket or whatever you call it desu. A blazer is far too casual for me :3
F-finance desu :3
AAAAAAH THEY'RE SO ITCHY!

Is it now forbbiden to all not gay?

...

You might get b& for that since the mods think Astolfo is a girl desu. They've banned people for posting Astolfo's nipples before

That is formal as fuck desu.

what a lewd loli

>F-finance desu :3
right. First year?
How many years is a bachelor's in Australia?

Man it's annoying
Nipple shouldn't be bannable either male or female

Well, it's not, but I thought this was the homo gathering ground.

Im a huge manbeast (read: muscle mountain) and all i want to do is fuck astolfo roughly and treat him like an object

Are you a new mutt?

AAAHH I SLIPPED AND MY LEG HURTS NOW
see you dont die
forget to say you hello
HELLO DESU
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This is /ausnz/
I think that there are moro homos than heteroes thought

Same but I'm not a muscle mountain

Thank you desu. I don't do up the buttons near the bottom though :3
I-I'm entering my second year now desu. Bachelors takes 4 years desu :3

lolis are NOT for fugg

>I-I'm entering my second year now desu. Bachelors takes 4 years desu :3
Two more years to go then? Or will you continue onto a master?

That's not good, I always wear shoes in the shower so I don't slip over

Oh no! Ice pack that leg!

>Tfw I almost touched one of my flatmates butt today
I caught myself before I did it but I feel dirty. I just wanted them to move away from the stove

net time come with me in the shower and hold me with ropes so i wont slip okay

HELLO DESU! HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
J-just bachelors desu. I-I don't wanna go too far or I'll miss out desu.
L-let me hold you so you don't die desu!

hey egypt, the idea of child sex is that it traumatizes and hurts the child right, the main reason why it is bad.
Have you thought if there were no traumatize or injury, and no harm was done?

Why are you doing this?
My friends touch my butt too
I don't get it...

That seems a bit much just for a shower.

>HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
it started a hour ago in my bed with you all
so it was bretty comfy

I think I'll have to, but if your arms are all tied up I'd have to wash you myself
Italy confirmed cute enough to grab ass

Are you at home now or still working?

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>In bed with you all
O-OwO.
I'm home right now desu.

It was a m-mistake I swear

>wash you myself
yes please. Im even too dumb to take a shower, so it is only in my own interests to be tied up so i wont hurt myself

I think they do that as a joke but still I don't get it...

But why?

Gonna hit the gym, see you later lads

Me holding the toothbrush

For good reason I'm sure~

Fix your English first you absolute retard

butt why not?

mybe the want something lewd from you

Have fun!
I-I don't think it looks good on me desu. W-would you like to undress me since I'm home desu?

T-to what extent?

W-well until I'm out of my work clothes of course :3

I'd have to scrub you down, including all your 'sensitive areas'

I just wanted them to move

It happens with both my uni friends and with the high school ones...
I feel like a shock when they do that
Very very uneasy

They do it to rustle your jimmies.