/ausnz/

watch out for delinquents edition

First for 2D women are NOT important.

2DPD 1D is where it's at

Had a good workout today. Nice start to the day

They don't exist

sissies are the hardest men on earth because their bodies and mind always have to endure all sorts of punishment from their master without breaking

But chads become soldiers during wartime desu.

M-my fingers are long and thin desu.
I-I'll put them in your mouth cause I'm curious what that feels like desu.
*launches palms into both your faces*

L-like this?

I hope I did this right desu

>d-d-don't post that...
Okay
Good to hear
Yeah, I bet you're pretty hard when your master punishes you

>Violent people
You guys will never build a career with this behaviour

Karen poster must be fucking swole then

I want to be gagged by your fingers!!

Want to do some hip exercises on your dick ahah

Oh ok
Gotcha

>Want to do some hip exercises on your dick ahah
Don't, I'd break

please please can we be nice and non lewd to the karenposter again?

I'll break too!!

I actually don't care, but you'll make karen poster mad because it messes with his brain or something so I was trying to be nice :p

he's cute when he's teased

I-I know right desu :3
I'M NOT A SISSY SH-SHUT UP MON AMI!
Y-yeah desu.
U-uh-uh I-I don't know desu wh-why would you want that? I-I just wanna play around under your tongue and in your cheeks to see what it feels li-like.
L-love you too desu. V-very very much.

want to finger some entrails rn

Because I'm a slut and I want to be raped!!

What the heck I don't have that one.
Noice.

it's a bit disturbing desu

is it gurotime again?

I think I was drunk and posted it late at night

idk cause I don't really remember posting it

>I'M NOT A SISSY SH-SHUT UP MON AMI!
I'm sorry my friend, couldn't let the opportunity pass by. Also

karenguy is the tallest if us and thus the manliest of us all.
he could probably easily manhandle all of us

Well if it's a drunk post or a sober one
a lewdie from you is always a treat.

B-but if you enjoy it then I-It isn't raped desu.
L-lewd desu.
VERY VIOLENT AND LEWD DESU!
B-but but I-I'm not that c-cute. Shut up or I'll contact my buddies at Banque De France!
B-but 6'2 isn't the tallest here. I-I'm the same height as the Italian d-desu.

Well, you can violate and molest and degrade me if you don't want to use the word "rape"!!

I'm just probably more likely to post them when I'm drunk!

B-but I don't want you to feel bad desu. Wh-what if I hit you too hard and you start crying? I wouldn't want that.

when is it not
you should get drunk more often

Then drink more, silly! It makes you more feminine and it also means we'll get to see more of your cute body! Maybe even your adorable feminine face...

I want to be forced to cry, and even then my master wouldn't stop abusing my body!

>carrot
>no bunny
heresy

Hi guys, what's up in this thre-I can't say I wasn't warned

St-stop it desu. I-I don't wanna be t-too mean desu.
heh

You definitely should tell me whenever you're drinking.

Then you're not a sadistic enough master for me!

b-but I'll be an alcoholic then!!

>Maybe even your adorable feminine face...

NO!!! post your face!!

hmm idk he has ears and a tail!!

probably tomorrow desu >.> It's pool tuesday!

*knees groin*
Nothin' personal desu.

>B-but but I-I'm not that c-cute. Shut up or I'll contact my buddies at Banque De France!
My bad my friend, you manly man

Whats pool tuesday?

Jews are not human and should all be killed.

look forward to your military time
Lewd
theser are catears
not bunnyears

Imagine being spanked by a stronger man, how embarrassing

kinda have to agree there

I'm a manly man who will cuddle you to sleep desu.
N-no. Y-you're lewd desu.
W-wew.

can't stop looking up 'korean' on the xvideos gay section after thinking about an ex

oh just a local bar has drink specials and really cheap billiards on tuesdays cause normally it's a really slow day, so we go there a lot in the winter and play

>I'm a manly man who will cuddle you to sleep desu.

I don't know why, but there are so many weeaboos in this channel.

sounds fun, and hopefully you'll get lewd afterwards

>the /ausnz/ gang

Are you a pain slut user?

>Slow day
Bars that are almost empty are the best. I don't like bars that are full of people desu

Sounds like a blast matey.
Wish they'd do something like that here, but the place is too small, it's fricking expensive for a good night out now days.
Hopefully, for me, you get back in a naughty mood.

yeah he is, he's the biggest slut in here (which is saying a lot)

Me on the right looking like a cancer patient.

i missed the picture and that makes me sad
stupid work

It was very lewd, It's a good thing you didn't look at it at work

Yeah I don't care for crazy busy bars, especially when the music is just blasting like crazy and you can't even have a conversation at all.

That is the great thing about here, alcohol is super cheap. PBR pints for $2...sure it's shit but for that price whatever!! and it doesn't take a lot to get me drunk either so $10 probably all I'll spend

BACK FROM GROCERY SHOPPING EVERYONE!
C-cute Hideri cosplay.
Y-you're welcome desu.
Me in the hoodie.
NO I'M NOT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME! I'M GOING TO BITE YOUR SHOULDERS UNTIL IT BLEEDS!

So perverted, I guess some people can't help themselves...

s..send me a link after work okay

Guess whose back motherfuckers

He posted pic related desu.

you are back
welcomeback
i missed you

haha, being a lightweight does have it's advantages
>Me in the hoodie.
but they're all wearing hoodies
another new person?
this one's in Auckland it seems

Hello desu!

I'm back!!

N-no... I'm too shy!

Yes...

ch*Nks are disgusting though

That's why it's funny desu!

>another new person?
Don't be rude!

>$10 probably all I'll spend
Bloody jealous of you cheap drunks.
You lightweights are too lucky.
Also that is fricking cheap as well, too cheap!
Welcome back buddy!
How was the drive?

sorry... welcome back, did you have a nice drive?

Welcome back!

Pain slut! Sissy slut.

>How was the drive?
Kinda crap
My dads new audio system for his car crapped out and stopped working so we just drove in silence.
Wasn't much traffic though so that's nice.

It's good to be back!

*punches gut*
WHEN WILL YOU STOP DESU!

I won't as long as that's making you do very painful things to me! Because I'm a pain slut too~~

liking pain, this very messed up user-kun...

m-me too

>he doesnt respond to my welocome back

I missed you to!
sorry lil bunny

*gets into bed*

nothing personal kids

Are you the one from Santa Catarina? If so welcome back~

It feels so weird to use a computer monitor instead of my laptop screen.
My mouse sensitivity is all out of whack.

lazy bones

>lazy bones
please don't call me that, I may have bones but I am not lazy

I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR FETISH BY HURTING YOU SO MUCH YOU HATE IT!

*Slaps both of you in the face*
C-can I join you? We can snuggle and watch a movie on your laptop i-if that's something you're into.

*debones your body*
hehe, now ur just lazy

Whoa, you remember me~ :3

*slaps your butt*

this made me happy
good night
you know its more torture to them when you dont hurt them

What a pansy! I LOVE being slapped! But yours wasn't even a proper slap...

Let me guess... is it because you're a weak sissy twink?

>*debones your body*
hehe, I love it when you treat me like a fish

of course I do desu :3

>C-can I join you? We can snuggle and watch a movie on your laptop i-if that's something you're into.
o-of course.... if I said no you'd hurt me

If you liked that.. then you'll LOVE this
*removes your skin and places you in batter and then into frying oil for several minutes*

>PBR pints for $2.
Pints for $2? How did you gain favour with the beer gods and can you please teach me?
Welcome back! Did you get a good mix of food?
Hiya!
I'm in bed too desu

im hungry now

Mmmmmm... yummy!