What do you know about Lithuania?

What do you know about Lithuania?

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Delicious dairy products

Abe was there yesterday

Literally nothing

Basketball games between us and them are always good games.

Lithuanians love basketball

Almost all

Ancient language that is on level with Latin, Greek and Sanskrit. I took A1 Lithuanian in Tallinn and I really enjoyed the language.
Cool capital city with a nice music festival and an art colony "Uzupis'. Good potato like meal that is very good....and of course gorgeous women.

nothing, but the country looks comfy

Also this latvian guy at 7/11 told me lithuanian chicks have nice big asses

they seem to be a bit butthurt on poland

Great experience :D

Youtuber "a friend" lives there and says he makes more than doctors in his country by Making Runescape videos

Lived there for some time, very nice, generous to strangers (who talk english) too much, girls are way too easy, too.

ex-ussr country with very high suicide rate

10/10 would return

>African-tier flag
>literally has the same shape as Africa

ok, proper answer, not very much

>Baltic language
>Catholic
>not as many Russians as Latvia
>formerly part of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelath
>seems to be (probably pretend) butthurt bewteen Poles and Lithuanians (Vilnius was originally called Wilno and Polish-speaking??)
>Jews
>Poles or Lithuanians collaborated with Nazis and there was a massive massacre against Jews in a Lithuanian city can't remember the name of it
>AIDS

>AIDS
Ah shit

>Baltic country
>like basketball
> used to be part of soviet union
> declining population due to emigration and low birthrate
>poor by European standards
>used to be butt buddies with Poland

that's about it, how did i do?

I want to go already

They also love basketball

The guy from The Jungle was from there

Only information I have of baltic states and balkans is from video games by paradox

Old people, soviet mindset, poor wages, cute twinks in gay pornos UwU

Very good country. Officially anti-russian but all people like Russia very much.

>that's about it, how did i do?
You forgot....

I mostly know about the language. Most conservative living Indo-European language, five degrees of comparison instead of three. How does that work, anyway?

What's a lithuania ?

It's your brother :3

I only know of Lietuva

i lik lavtija do u like latia ?

Cute :3

The country is doing well in many fields, but still has the biggest suicide rate of Europe, and the 3rd biggest death rate (biggest in europe)

I want to save all the cute Lithuanian and Latvian twinks ;w;

Assblasted larping midgets

We wuv you too.

>go to café in Wilno
>group of bolaner dourists eating there
>go to use the bathroom
>wait in line as they all seemed to need the toilet
>finally go in
>one of them left a piece of poo on the seat

Still mad we broke your little cute Commonwealth?

...

classic banter

Our niggers do the same thing here.

See that's what I'm talking about
Jokes on you, our nobility broke it itself

>piece of poo on the seat
How does it's happens?

Also, beside history, i don't recall anything from Lithuania.
Latvia has Zabbix and Mikrotik, Estonia had Skype...

Lithuania number one again! Great success!

Russia is namba 2!! Yay!

Did you finally get deported?

I always thought Sweden had a suicide problem.

I am Greek

why

>t. papadapoulos
I feel for you

Poles are accustomed to squat style toilets.

eurocare.org/library/updates/lithuania_the_heaviest_drinking_country_in_the_world

you defeated us and Moldova

On holiday you mong

Why not?

With a longer answer being something along the lines of "nothing else to do". There's very little in ways of mental healthcare, you're more likely to get ostracized for being mentaly "weak" than to get actual help you need. Or at least that's the general opinion, so people rarely seek help. Combine that with alcoholism, and you get a whole lot of people hanging themselves.
Despite suicide being so prevalent here I've only known one guy who killed himself. He was 50something years old, his business went bankrupt, his wife left him, and he was diagnosed with testicular cancer. Can you really blame the guy?

I really want to visit Minsk. How is the English level there for tourists? I mean I've been to Russia and survived, but is Belarus more English educated?

was it hard to navigate in the Moscow metro

>implying
This is the equivalent of penis lenght statistics if we were to use online self reported survey for our data set.

The way our alcohol consumption was calculated was them taken all of the alcohol produced in Lithuania, and then splitting it among the entire population over the age of 15.

I am completely fluent with the Cyrillic alphabet, it's not a problem. Most things in Moscow were bilingual, but that metro was confusing because of the two names for each stop FFS. I spent most of my time in Syktyvkar, not Moscow. Haven't been to SpB yet.

Is this the average l*toid?

>Syktyvkar,
How did u survive damn

I can second this 7/11 guy

In reality it's 13,2l, our current government is basically anti alcohol Sharia and faked data.

It wasn't bad at all. January-May 2016. I had an internship at Syktyvkar State University and taught English for a local school there. I enjoyed it. Learned a lot of Russian.
Plus they have a very good local beer called 'Maybeer'

my greatest ally

...

Polaks had it in between the World Wars

about the same level
I think that this is the amount of sold alcohol

A-Are they okay?

Was tough as shit back in the old days and even beat down the Russians. Later got hitched with Poland but your bride ended up wearing the pants in the relationship. Everything was downhill from there until recently when you got independence. That's all I know

>Sadugal

>Later got hitched with Poland but your bride ended up wearing the pants in the relationship.

literally what?
commonwealth time was the greatest time for both nations

i saw the news

THE BASKETBALLS
some cute girls
Depressive people

>tfw I live close to the place where Sugihara lived and Abe visited two days ago

cold, swampy, basketball, suicide, foes of the teutonic order, mongols, russians and ottomans
african-tier flag and country format

Everyone was happy but that doesn't mean Poland wasn't wearing the pants. Before the union, Lithuania was in a geo-politically stronger position but that balance shifted due to Poland's population size.

eh not much honestly

Lithuanian land was bigger but it was mostly complete shithole with nothing but forests and cities every 100km
if we wouldn't unite we would be eaten by either russia or holy roman empire very quick
and the union was the time of the greatest military victories for us both, against everyone around: Germans(Battle of Grunwald), Swedes (Kircholm), Russians (Klushino), Ottomans (Khotyn), Cossacks (Berestechko)

and Vienna but Lithuanians were not there, they were late for the battle

Would you unite once again in times like these?

ofc
youtube.com/watch?v=1GLytMcoOWU

>late for the battle
Technically correct, but the reason why they were "late" should probably be mentioned in this context, no?

best baltic ally

eh probably 2bh, people emigrate and travel all the time anyway, looking at it from geopolitical perspective it seems that smaller countries have no chance when they're in middle of a bigger dog's path. with experts saying that there might be no more Lithuania in couple hundred years due to natural things like emigration, birthrates etc I don't see it as a country that will keep existing in the same state as it does now. Europe in general is bound to become just one or few bigger entities and I think that our path lies with Poland as it did before, I think apart from all the meme historic rivalries it would only benefit us

this

because this guy chimped out and decided he'd rather kill some Hungarians instead of Turks

Japanese prime minister Abe visited Lithuania. :3

kantei.go.jp/jp/98_abe/actions/201801/13lithuania.html

And why did he go to kill some hungarians?

to defend poland that had no army left because everyone went to fight Turks in Vienna

Are there any famous Lithuania mountaineers?

The sex ratio of Lithuania is quite unbalanced.
Their average height is quite high in Europe.
Uzupis Republic.
Neo-Nazis.
Drug obssesion.

See, I thought that would be worth mentioning.
On the account that our tallest hill is like 300 meters tall, no, not really.

no fuck polish subhumans
kill yourself subhuman poleshit lover

wow what are you gonna do, post anime and """"curse"""" in Lithuanian? lmao

how can one manage to climb this without Nepali sherpas?

polish subhuman lover

...

>be poole
>get genocided
xD

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Lithuanian–Muscovite_Commonwealth

BUT WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALLLLL

Who needs sherpas if it has wheelchair access?

>What do you know about Lithuania?
It's a non-country