Poorly describe a country and anons try to guess what it is

poorly describe a country and anons try to guess what it is
you can allude to events, but don't be too specific
refrain from using memes e.g. 56%, pooinloo, etc.
that one nation that was so butthurt that their cronies lost in the 90s that they unrecognised another nation

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Is it related to the Yugoslav wars?
>that country whose main import is humans

Easy Serbia

It's Pakistan.
They REEEEEEEEEEEE'd so hard about Nagorno Karabakh that they stopped recognising Armenia.

Bingo

Very good.

My turn, then.

This country lost a war, changed sides, and lost again. It is the only country that has ever lost the same war twice.

I bet on hungary

Romania during the WWII

No, not that I know
No

Lol, we're always on the winning side.
Give another clue. Was this was before or after 1800?

Italy.

What war would that be?

Denmark during 30 years war?

Before 1800.
Another clue: this country is famous for fairytales and a certain children's game.

Fuck I learnt something knew

Winrar

Denmark joined the 30 years' war to support Protestantism. Protestants got btfo which caused Sweden to intervene. Denmark switched sides to spite Sweden and lost again.

Mum I'm on TV

>I bet on hungary
changing sides is a romanian tactic, but
the romanians were on the winning side second time
so
is actually Greece in WWI, who got their ass blown by the french, and when they complied, got btfod by the KARA BOGA know as Mustafa Kemal

Hungary tried to switch sides in ww2 as well but Hitler found out and stopped it (operation margarethe)
Now post a question smart man.

They had a rebelion but the peace talks were a trap where all rebels were killed and the sons of the rebels had to do it all over again several years later.

Some peasant rebellion in medieval England, but that's probably not it.

Starks or scots or italians.
>tfw don't know cuntris
Erhm, let's try this one.
Citizens of this country brought a pig (who murdered a child) to a court and the judge ordered pig to be hanged.

No, I may have been a bit too general.
The son of the rebel became a great king after liberating his country.

Uh, maybe Ukraine? (((Polish and Russian monarchies))) were not the trustworthiest neighbours.

Russia would be too obvious, I'm going with Belarus, but I doubt that this event made it in the history books.
Probably happened in medieval times at the latest. Maybe Sweden?

Nah that's France.
Forget it, that was a stupid riddle.
I'll go with Gustav Vasa of Sweden as well.

Only know how to into industry because Russia forced them to.

France

Was it Venice during the Wars of the League of Cambrai?

literally the whole eastern block
we still have a steel plant because in the fifties "our leaders" decided we will be "a country of iron and steel" although we've always been an agricultural country
my bet is Ukraine tho

Georgia or Azerbaijan

See

>American specificity

A cunt that has from day one been raped to death by bigger guys and yet attempts to be relevant

lots of cunts to be fair, but my guess is BOLAN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Bingo

ok my turn
a cunt that is so fucked up they can't even shake their heads normally

Fleg or Albania

India

Bulgaria or Greece, I think in one of those countries people shake their heads the wrong way.
I'll say Bulgaria

are obliged to study our language in school

Swedes, and by "our language" you mean Arabic

I'm talking about the present and by law, not 3 years from now

prostitutes, HIV, civil war and our rightful clay

Germany isn't your rightful clay

I don't think they have prostitutes, HIV and the civil war.

Also yeah, they still have part of the Western Pomerania (should be ours, we wuz Kashubians).

Novorossiya

Let me do one!

Country was one of the wealthiest in the world, up until the mid/late 70's, now is one of the poorest on the planet.
Got betrayed by a country they really trusted.
Jew puppets send groups in to destabilize them.
Won the the war but where forced to give their power away.
Legendary military back in the day!

Iran?

Nope

>Nagorno Karabakh
pls the politically correct term now is "Artsakh"

venezuela?

jew puppets: americans

Drunks that are usually confused with other drunks. And they are kinda pissed about it.

This is easy: moldovans passing for romenians

Albeit there lives some Poles there, we don't have any rightful clay in Novorossiya. It's more of a Russian clay than anything.

Nope

Ps: It's actually pretty easy

Rhodesia, if yes then this description is not that accurate

Bingo
It is!

chile

nvm
i suck

Ok My turn.
This country had very old civilizations but now it's a total war torn shithole while its neighbors are rich.

Libya

Mexico?

Clearly Iran or Lebanon, if not perhaps Afghanistan..

Central America is not rich
Lebanon borders poor countries excluding Israel same for Afghanistan.

Iraq

So it's only surrounded by rich neighbors? Well, I don't know about the very old civilization, but the only place I can think of is Best Korea

Hint: this country has unique architecture.
North Korea is not torn by wars desu. They actually didn't have any actual battles since a log time.
Has poor neighbors

I'm not into geopolitics unfortunately. Syria?

Last guess: Palestine

Thought about Palestine too, but maybe it's Egypt or something

Most of Egypt's neighbours aren't rich though.

Myanmar?

my guess too. Not sure how rich Bangladesh and Thai are though.

Uh...

Yemen?

Good guess.

I thought of that too, but it's pretty close to Djibouti and such.

Somalia? Its neighbors aren't rich but I can't think of anything else that hasn't already been guessed

Keep in mind he's from Tunisia, so his idea of rich may be different than ours.

Yemen?

A pretty long time ago they were a big deal - one of the largest countries on the planet. If not the largest country in their continent.

Their current neighbor is turbo tsunadare to them because of this.

They watch a shitload of anime/hentai apparently for no easily recognizable reason.

How long ago are we talking?

My flag?
youtu.be/GKFKl22j1RY

Mongolia

Middle Ages about - not THAT obscure

i second this to be desu

France?

Spain and France were big more recently than the Middle Ages though.

Good guess 'cause everything fits I suppose but nope

The only reason I added the anime hint is because I see it constantly on pornhub statistics and charts posted here

This

Mongolia is way too easy

This one is a bit of a challenge,

Another hint: the modern country's name is very close to the middle-age country in talking about

I'll try not to give any more hints because it was around for nearly half a millennia

Frankish Empire/ France?

Somebody already said France. Goes without saying if you say the modern name I'd give it to you too.

umm another hint... it's not in Africa or the America's or middle east

Kievan Rus

India I guess

Is it Lithuania? The grand duchy of Lithuania was huge, it's still called republic of "Lithuania" and I feel it's perfectly possible that they fap to two-dimensional Laotian drawings.

the answer was Ukraine btw

Bingoooooo

Yup The Grand Duchy of Lithuania

People forget it was around for like 400+ years

Germany?