poorly describe a country and anons try to guess what it is
you can allude to events, but don't be too specific
refrain from using memes e.g. 56%, pooinloo, etc.
that one nation that was so butthurt that their cronies lost in the 90s that they unrecognised another nation
Poorly describe a country and anons try to guess what it is
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Is it related to the Yugoslav wars?
>that country whose main import is humans
Easy Serbia
It's Pakistan.
They REEEEEEEEEEEE'd so hard about Nagorno Karabakh that they stopped recognising Armenia.
Bingo
Very good.
My turn, then.
This country lost a war, changed sides, and lost again. It is the only country that has ever lost the same war twice.
I bet on hungary
Romania during the WWII
No, not that I know
No
Lol, we're always on the winning side.
Give another clue. Was this was before or after 1800?
Italy.
What war would that be?
Denmark during 30 years war?
Before 1800.
Another clue: this country is famous for fairytales and a certain children's game.
Fuck I learnt something knew
Winrar
Denmark joined the 30 years' war to support Protestantism. Protestants got btfo which caused Sweden to intervene. Denmark switched sides to spite Sweden and lost again.
Mum I'm on TV
>I bet on hungary
changing sides is a romanian tactic, but
the romanians were on the winning side second time
so
is actually Greece in WWI, who got their ass blown by the french, and when they complied, got btfod by the KARA BOGA know as Mustafa Kemal
Hungary tried to switch sides in ww2 as well but Hitler found out and stopped it (operation margarethe)
Now post a question smart man.
They had a rebelion but the peace talks were a trap where all rebels were killed and the sons of the rebels had to do it all over again several years later.
Some peasant rebellion in medieval England, but that's probably not it.
Starks or scots or italians.
>tfw don't know cuntris
Erhm, let's try this one.
Citizens of this country brought a pig (who murdered a child) to a court and the judge ordered pig to be hanged.
No, I may have been a bit too general.
The son of the rebel became a great king after liberating his country.
Uh, maybe Ukraine? (((Polish and Russian monarchies))) were not the trustworthiest neighbours.
Russia would be too obvious, I'm going with Belarus, but I doubt that this event made it in the history books.
Probably happened in medieval times at the latest. Maybe Sweden?
Nah that's France.
Forget it, that was a stupid riddle.
I'll go with Gustav Vasa of Sweden as well.
Only know how to into industry because Russia forced them to.
France
Was it Venice during the Wars of the League of Cambrai?
literally the whole eastern block
we still have a steel plant because in the fifties "our leaders" decided we will be "a country of iron and steel" although we've always been an agricultural country
my bet is Ukraine tho
Georgia or Azerbaijan
See
>American specificity
A cunt that has from day one been raped to death by bigger guys and yet attempts to be relevant
lots of cunts to be fair, but my guess is BOLAN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bingo
ok my turn
a cunt that is so fucked up they can't even shake their heads normally
Fleg or Albania
India
Bulgaria or Greece, I think in one of those countries people shake their heads the wrong way.
I'll say Bulgaria
are obliged to study our language in school
Swedes, and by "our language" you mean Arabic
I'm talking about the present and by law, not 3 years from now
prostitutes, HIV, civil war and our rightful clay
Germany isn't your rightful clay
I don't think they have prostitutes, HIV and the civil war.
Also yeah, they still have part of the Western Pomerania (should be ours, we wuz Kashubians).
Novorossiya
Let me do one!
Country was one of the wealthiest in the world, up until the mid/late 70's, now is one of the poorest on the planet.
Got betrayed by a country they really trusted.
Jew puppets send groups in to destabilize them.
Won the the war but where forced to give their power away.
Legendary military back in the day!
Iran?
Nope
>Nagorno Karabakh
pls the politically correct term now is "Artsakh"
venezuela?
jew puppets: americans
Drunks that are usually confused with other drunks. And they are kinda pissed about it.
This is easy: moldovans passing for romenians
Albeit there lives some Poles there, we don't have any rightful clay in Novorossiya. It's more of a Russian clay than anything.
Nope
Ps: It's actually pretty easy
Rhodesia, if yes then this description is not that accurate
Bingo
It is!
chile
nvm
i suck
Ok My turn.
This country had very old civilizations but now it's a total war torn shithole while its neighbors are rich.
Libya
Mexico?
Clearly Iran or Lebanon, if not perhaps Afghanistan..
Central America is not rich
Lebanon borders poor countries excluding Israel same for Afghanistan.
Iraq
So it's only surrounded by rich neighbors? Well, I don't know about the very old civilization, but the only place I can think of is Best Korea
Hint: this country has unique architecture.
North Korea is not torn by wars desu. They actually didn't have any actual battles since a log time.
Has poor neighbors
I'm not into geopolitics unfortunately. Syria?
Last guess: Palestine
Thought about Palestine too, but maybe it's Egypt or something
Most of Egypt's neighbours aren't rich though.
Myanmar?
my guess too. Not sure how rich Bangladesh and Thai are though.
Uh...
Yemen?
Good guess.
I thought of that too, but it's pretty close to Djibouti and such.
Somalia? Its neighbors aren't rich but I can't think of anything else that hasn't already been guessed
Keep in mind he's from Tunisia, so his idea of rich may be different than ours.
Yemen?
A pretty long time ago they were a big deal - one of the largest countries on the planet. If not the largest country in their continent.
Their current neighbor is turbo tsunadare to them because of this.
They watch a shitload of anime/hentai apparently for no easily recognizable reason.
How long ago are we talking?
My flag?
youtu.be
Mongolia
Middle Ages about - not THAT obscure
i second this to be desu
France?
Spain and France were big more recently than the Middle Ages though.
Good guess 'cause everything fits I suppose but nope
The only reason I added the anime hint is because I see it constantly on pornhub statistics and charts posted here
This
Mongolia is way too easy
This one is a bit of a challenge,
Another hint: the modern country's name is very close to the middle-age country in talking about
I'll try not to give any more hints because it was around for nearly half a millennia
Frankish Empire/ France?
Somebody already said France. Goes without saying if you say the modern name I'd give it to you too.
umm another hint... it's not in Africa or the America's or middle east
Kievan Rus
India I guess
Is it Lithuania? The grand duchy of Lithuania was huge, it's still called republic of "Lithuania" and I feel it's perfectly possible that they fap to two-dimensional Laotian drawings.
the answer was Ukraine btw
Bingoooooo
Yup The Grand Duchy of Lithuania
People forget it was around for like 400+ years
Germany?