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lads

Mums buying me a new bed, lads :)

Not sure what to ask for, might get one of those meme black frame ones from Argos for like £200

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oh look

its judge oxford bender

stop making these virgin threads

elon fucked a horse

*sticks my tongue inside your gf's bumhole*

Nothing personal lads

Tesco sausages are fucking SHIT, even the "finest" ones are unseasoned wet poos. Has anyone tried one of those HECK sausages? any good like?

wish there was a decent butcher in town who wasn't just a meat pie man masquerading as a butcher

>penetrating another person for pleasure
Could you BE any more disgusting?

just got doxx'd lads

why would I give a shite if you dox me?
what are you going to do?
fucking nof nof mate

got the ol asmr on at the uni toil, need a proper girl to keep me company so i don't go insane haha

Unironically some of the best days of my life on RuneScape from 04-07

you're disgusting

ask her if she wants to christen it

you can try my sausage lad

*rams it down your throat and then cums, choking you*

only tried chicken Heck saussies and as far as chicken sausages go, they are decent

I fucking love Yanks

I meant licking the rim, which I'm fine with
and yeah lad, the "eating arse" meme actually refers to sticking the tongue inside the bumhole. Vile, vile practice, adopted by nigs and wypipo who aspire to be like nigs

give us your address then

The gf excelled herself with my birthday presents this year.

tirbe called quest t shirt
issay miyake aftershave
alcohol breathalyser keyring
USB charge lighter
bottle of sailor jerrys

dont think its him. hes one of those weird overly enthusiastic cunts

Business idea: Open a German butcher shop in Britain. Not my expertise sadly, only aware of how much superior German sausages are.

your mum highly recommends my sausage m8

gonna travel to south korea to watch the olympic hockey games, you lads want anything?

Her Majesty The Queen
Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA

If you wish to write a formal letter, you can open with 'Madam' and close the letter with the form 'I have the honour to be, Madam, Your Majesty's humble and obedient servant'.

This traditional approach is by no means obligatory. You should feel free to write in whatever style you feel comfortable.

can't stand people buying me presents 2bh
could be autism not really sure

>the only thing you're aware of is false
yeah good luck with that then mate

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funerals should be provided by the state

Authentic kimchi would be neat. Would order some off the internet but I have no reference point for what authentic kimchi is meant to taste like.

Watching uni promotional videos
why do they only film the ugly students? I don't want to be on a course full of freaks

>british sausages
ah that's where you're going wrong

Post 'anime is for nonces'

Husbandos should be provided by the state

my mate could do so much better than his current girlfriend

he's proper hooked on her though even though she treats him like shit it sounds like

I love receiving presents I love. I hate receiving shit I'm not interested in and having to pretend I enjoy it. it's awkward af

Why can't we be more like Sweden? This is why we have so many problems with integration.

Nah, they're entertainment and therefore up to the free market. Can't spell funeral without fun.

here i go doing a poo again

for white brits, sure
for foreigners the government should provide a posthumous deportation service

hmmm

sometimes stick my tongue up the fannyhole but it feels pretty ineffectual compared to a couple fingers or a willy

would think it's pretty much the same for the bum right?

because only the uggos want to be on film

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yeah i like the sound of that

maybe it can be one of those plastic ones where we ship the dead bodies to china

god speed lad

it's to make you feel like you'd fit in there

don't stick your tongue in it you spanner
you use your tongue AROUND it and on the clit

You reckon I should take a nap now and buy groceries later, or buy groceries now and nap later? If I nap now I'm afraid I'll never wake up again.

Until at least 5 pm.

>ywn do Monkey Madness for the first time again

pretty people are in their dorms shagging or doing normie things

conversations that have taken place

buy your food lad

legitimately a radical centrist in everything and as a consequence utterly boring

A lot of people wank over German sausage and beer like it's the best thing in the world but honestly, I think we do both better over here. Maybe I just prefer the taste of home and I'm not saying German stuff isn't great too, but I think we've got it down.

Britain DOES however cry out for cured meats. Why we don't have salami and shite like that whilst every other European country I've been to is swimming in cured meat sausages and charcuterie is beyond me

Lmao libturds have lost the plot now. God damn I love the President

nearly 23 and i've yet to have sex for the first time

the nonce is here

>legitimately a radical centrist in everything
heavily doubt that you're a national-socialist mate

>all this black cock talk

you can tell an american drew this

*trusts in the heart of the cards*

Seven years ahead of you.

Powerful

im 18 and a virgin which is still acceptable

Bad/stupid meme, go down to a decent local butcher and actually try the sausages they have mate. Really hate it when saddos like you buy into the stupid "lol british food sucks" meme.

have never met a non-weeb kiwi

you're cutting it close mate

bestiality is pretty hardcore tbf

nevermind m8, just started pissing down good

obviously mate, but you gotta tickle every corner

imagine a lass giving you a good licking over, surely you'd want her to try reach every spot?

tbf i think she quite liked it

>roads

don't use them

>hospitals

don't use them

so why should I pay for them?

I shouldn't, because taxation is theft

believe immigrants have to integrate while keeping their traditional values if they desire and yet not against skilled immigrantion as long as it doesn't replace native workers
see utterly boring and devoid of any spark

Its cool lad

I lost my virginity when I was 18

When you start finding out who you are and being comfortable with it, you start to open up a lot more and be more attractive to girls.

I made an active effort to dress well, and when I went to clubs I made an active effort to talk to women and go out of my comfort zone to neck on with lasses.

Just be cute, friendly and confident and you'll be fine x

I guess it makes sense to give it a going over, but not make it the main event

It's so easy getting away with saying rorke things when you're with working class people
>"People prefer being with their own kind"
>"Women are on average more submissive and prefer stronger men"
>"There is an overlapping link to homosexuality and paedophilia and other mental illnesses"
>"Islam is incompatible with British values"

have heard no disagreements yet. They just nod along and agree

the only beer that germans do that we can't is weiss beer

sausages i don't think you can compare because both countries have good and shit ones, plus very different ways of making them

>go down to a decent local butcher
ah that's where you're also going wrong
those don't exist anymore

sue

Sharp shooting pain in my cock just then when I had a wee

because nothing you said was incorrect

rent for using the queen's land.

How to avoid THE TOIL?

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I love everything about this song and video.

>Tfw not an African American in the early 90s having block partys doing burnouts on sports bikes and quad bikes, drinking 40 ouncers and smoking sensi

*literally has too many local butchers within walking and

>british food sucks

dumb sausageless townie

and where do you live?

Would you let a post lop tranny sit on your face?
Would you eat them out?

I get into massive debates when I even subtly suggest these things among educated/middle class or bohemian types

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sick at the thought of something like that happening lad

Fairly confident you do actually use both those things

watching anime makes you ______

a soyboy

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used to have plenty of butchers
supermarkets killed that off though

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no, it wouldn't be a real fanny, it would simply be a mutilated willy and ballsack

Why don't you just not discuss politics seemingly every time you meet someone? Do you have nothing else to say?