What the hell is the culture of Canada?

What the hell is the culture of Canada?

What's the traditional music of Canada? The traditional Architecture? Classic Canadian Literature?

Every country has the stereotype, but also the real culture underneath. Does canada only have the stereotype?

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Red Green is the shit.

>Hue

Whats the national identity of Brazil is it being some mongrel blooded shit skin?

Or is it some botox injected, aids infested whore?

Pine trees and their delicious sap my friend

Carnivals and Tibia gangs.

What is yours faggot?

wtf I hate Canada now

Lumberjack, coueur du bois, but not too many stereotypes up here. So what?

You'll lose this one bad, leaf.

I'm telling you, you know our stereotype, but you don't know our culture. From Vila-Lobos to Niemeyer to Guimarães Rosa we have world level contenders on most areas of culture. Our culture also has decently high reach and influenced movements elsewhere.

I know your stereotype, but I don't know your culture. I'm asking you to enlighten me.

youtube.com/watch?v=70Npi6PccBk

Hockey is a big thing in Canada.

Canada's culture is pretty easy to understand:
1.) Mind you're own fucking business.
2.) Don't act like a stupid cunt in public.
3.) Every province has its own music scene, it varies. East coast is comparable to scottish, irish, celtic music. as an example.
4.) It's fucking cold for 2 months of the year (-15 to -40C), shitty outside for 6(+5 to -10C), nice for 2 (+5 to +20C), and great for 2 (+20 to +35C).
5.) Most places are clean. The food is clean, the water is clean, the air is clean.

We are a brother to America, we all live within basically 50 miles of the american border. We have all their music and entertainment, and we have a shit load of rifles. Not a lot of handguns, and recently we have a shit load of black/brown people. (When I grew up i knew one black kid one time, for 9 months, his name was Omar, and we made him dance and do ape things)

America and us are similar, except that we are way more liberal and nice to each other because its too fucking cold all the fucking time, and there is so much fucking space up here, by the time you got to your neighbors to punch the dickhead, you'd be tired and not as angry.

Our media is not allowed to lie, so its basically all just opinion pieces that push a Liberal agenda. We say shit like diversity is a strength and it's current year, and its fucking embarrassing as a nation.
The west coast is basically a part of asia now.
The east coast is the place where you would know that newfi fucking accent, "aboot" etc.
Everywhere in between and we sound like americans from television lol.
It's fucking huge up here, its a beautiful place. And if you don't want to fucking be around people, you really don't have to.
We also shit post a lot.
Also, just like the rest of the commonwealth, we consider Australia our retarded cousin. In return they use "Canadian" as an insult. It's pretty funny. We exchange a lot of nurses etc though. If you come here, prepare to hate French people.

really makes you think

Depends on the area.

Toronto = SJW
Vancouver = China
Quebec = Like France but uncucked
Anywhere rural and near coast = Weird Norweiganesque fishing culture
Anywhere rural and inland = youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs

long story short most of us (especially the non-neckbeard normies who don't sit on their ass on Sup Forums all day) are usually just pretty chill and like to have sex a lot.

At least that's what myself and those around me are like. Also dude weed lmao.

Also it's cold sometimes but that's not a big deal unless you're a whiny bitch. Overall it's a beautiful country and I am perfectly happy to be Canadian instead of American or European (even though europe has awesome history and shit but whatever).

>inb4 somebody says poutines
>implying french canadian culture is the same as western canada at all

I knew one black kid growing up as well he was violent and stupid and is now in jail for dealing ecstasy

>Western Canada
ew

In my area Red Green actually is pretty accurate apart from the comedic aspects.

Traditional music: they're called lumber shanties. As the name suggests, they're all about the lumber trade because that was the main industry here for ages. Here's an example: youtube.com/watch?v=pZdiTNayfFA

Our houses and buildings looked more or less like pic related until everything was modernised.

I don't know of any authors from my area but Margaret Atwood and Stephen Leacock immediately jump to mind for Canada as a whole.

>0 names of authors, composers, architects, literary styles, art movements.

Holy shit do think culture means "being nice and shit"?

Also these two pics^ reminded me, a lot of people actually where those sort of red flannel things. At least in the prairies where I'm from. I wear flannel almost every day in autumn and winter. It's warm and comfy as fuck

Quebec is mostly redpill/uncuked outside of Montreal. Montreal is getting more and more cucked. It's even worse if you go into the anglo-side of Montreal, where pretty much all of them are bluepills (outside of some Jews who are pretty cool).

>traditional Canadian music
youtube.com/watch?v=UxJvrD80nJ4

>implying Brazil has any of those things

>gun not locked up
ARRESTED

Both spanish rape babies. Clinging to being white to the slightest standard.

Hows the third world you headless VD infected fuck tards.

>Our culture also has decently high reach and influenced movements elsewhere.
Go on.

based Stompin' Tom RIP

I don't understand this thread or the question it's asking me.

Red green is Vermont tho huebro

>2.) Don't act like a stupid cunt in public.
Explain canadian shitposting, please.

No it's not. It's basically the Ottawa Valley/lake country Ontario.

The french are cancer dont try blaming everything on anglos you nigger wannabe. Scapegoating your problems like the niggers you are. Trudeaus are french no more no less.

It's huehue shitposting, that's all. They're looking to join the Aus/Can shitposting alliance.

tl;dr everyone on Sup Forums is a dumbass, Canadians included

real life Canadians in the wild are polite as fuck compared to most countries, it's true

I can't believe Brazil is asking us this...

Who cares about being white? Your individual success is what should matter to you.

And life is pretty comfy if you are upper middle class or higher.

canada produced a shitload of country music in the 60s, canadian film has a particular style to it that's very easy to recognize, and quebec loves producing almost-surreal cartoons

>talking shit about montreal
you wouldnt survive here two seconds fag
>i-its bluepilled
even the cops hate the government and go on strike
and there's yearly riots
fuck you buddy

I bet it is. you live in some tin hut with your mom as a girlfriend like the proper mongrel you are.

Literal scum of the earth.

Maritimer here.
I suppose the biggest difference a from - away would notice is the accents and the phrases.

Most of our culture is assimilated from USA (music, lifestyle, etc).

Are they friendly and energetic like most latin americans? What about personal space (Proxemics)?

Brazilian literature is usually divided in the Colonial Period, Romantism, Realism, Three phases of Modernism, Post Modernism and finally Contemporary.

Each phase had notable authors and traits and influences from international movements, and also influences on international movements.

To write about Brazilian music I'd need about 25 posts. You could probably focus on Bossa Nova, Tropicalia and MPB (but give Villa Lobos a try as he is considered the most important music figure in the history of latin america). The wikipedia articles are not a bad starting point.

Architecture here has varying styles depending on the part of the country. Germanic parts tend to look more bavarian, Portuguese parts tend to look more like old style portugal, and the more modern Architects like Niemeyer have build stuff even abroad and earned awards (picture received the Prince of Astúrias prize in spain).

I'm not sure if I'm being any more clear, but I kind of expect an answer like this from the leaves. It's not about boasting, I'm just legitimately curious. Don't they teach stuff in schools?

Posting on an image board is not being out in public you fucking bean wielding, midget height, greasy ass fucking spic.
Come pick our apples for 11 cents an hour and get no access to our healthcare system.

Nah, I'm just kidding. You're doing great mexico! You might become a first world country in the next 400 years!

>What's the traditional music of Canada?
youtube.com/watch?v=SpRojc1F6QQ


>The traditional Architecture?
chesnay.homestead.com/files/Hotel_Chevalier_E/Maison_Chevalier.jpg

>Classic Canadian Literature?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Émile_Nelligan

If you have culture your enemies win
But seriously, Canada culture is essentially America culture-lite, especially in cities

Fuck hockey.

youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
Quintessentially Canadian.

>>What's the traditional music of Canada?
>youtube.com/watch?v=SpRojc1F6QQ

No its not y ou fucking french faggot.

You have one province thats it. Outside of it we all despise you.

It's stomping Tom and thats it or maybe Rush.

>no mention of Stan Rogers

How is it not?
Explain.

mfw:

2Done, perceived, or existing in open view:

1.2Of or involved in the affairs of the community, especially in government or entertainment:

There is no need to get so mad, chill down, lads.

But you said "Our culture also has decently high reach and influenced movements elsewhere.", i just want some examples outside Brazil.

Im not from newfie land you inbred cunt.

Because fuck the french.

...

>mention shitty prog rock like Rush before Neil Young or Leonard Cohen instead
>not mentioning the quality pop we put out like CRJ and Bieber
>post-rock: Godspeed You! Black Emperor/ Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra/rest of Constellation records
>toronto rap/r&b: The Weeknd /Drake
>toronto punk: Fucked Up
>classic Blue Rodeo
>jazz: Oscar Peterson
>Wolf Parade/Sunset Rubdown/Frog Eyes/Swan Lake
the list goes on

Neither was he. He was from Hamilton, Ontario. Retard.

>i'm not a newf

Neither was Stan Rogers, you ignorant cunt.

Most of us (Anglos) don't perceive Quebec culture as being ours. And rightfully so, because it's not.

You have to stop being angry all the time my cucked friend.

You took the time to write some fucking faggot ass green text out like some cock smoking faggot,

I aint reading that shit you hair lipped faggot.

Dont care bubba

>Anglo Canadian think they are the real Canadians

Pls stop right now

No wonder people here hate Canadians. You're just acting like a fuckhead for no reason at this point.

>It's stomping Tom and thats it or maybe Rush.

this guy gets it

that pic is probably the most useful pic i have ever seen . I will post this pic everytime and everywhere

fuck ya bud

You can call me that or not. I don't really care. I'm from that Ottawa Valley. That's my culture, not the voyageurs, not René Lévesque, and not Pierre Vallières. Je ne me souviens pas.

Fuck you bud.

Depends where. Canada is fucking enormous. The west us totally different than the east and such.

Rocky mountains in the west are the master race with log cabins, big hunting lodges, moose, beards and lumberjacks

East coast is lighthouses and ships and sailing and fishing and drinking

The prairies are cowboy rangers and farmers

Quebec is french people who wish they were Canadian

Ontario is dick sucking transsexuals muslim third trimester pangender heteromoluscs like our PM

>Ottawa Valley
literally worse than the natives

Why you gotta be so negative, bruh?

OK

Canada is such a beautiful place, and mostly filled with such great people who just want to work, have a beer and rip around in their pick-up.
its a fucking shame our government is selling us out to these 3rd world immagrants. honestly Toronto is so brown and black... they dont fit in here at all. god i wish i could go back in time somehow.

You tap Sugar maple trees faggot, not pines.

what did he mean by this?

real culture is fucking shitposting

It's a release for us. Like Americans being obsessed with cuckold porn.

>how I learned Brazilians were all rapists.

I could literally see the parliament from my window if it wasn't for all the leafs in that tree.

What's the traditional music of Canada?
youtube.com/watch?v=q37zWCL4Luc

We can't do it in public anymore so we do it here

>Toronto
the rest of the country isn't as shit

Toronto is basically a containment zone, like Sup Forums is to Sup Forums

Coureurs des bois.

Fixed it for you Dwayne

I've been thinking about this recently myself. Canadian culture has been completely destroyed by Trudeau sr.'s multiculturalism, too the point where all you can really come up with on it is every variety of nigger living in "harmony" and being overly polite. If you want to see what globalists have planned for the world, look no further then fucking leaves

Of course it's not yours and neither is the country you live in.

Are you friendly in "real" life then?

>Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Holy fuck, been listening to these guys for a year now, had no idea they were Canadian.

This thread is a trap.
>post canadian culture thread to keep all the leafs in 1 thread instead of them shit posting in every other thread.
And.

Winnipegs a shithole im glad i moved to a small town.

Yeah, fart porn is a huge export of your culture. Anything else?

>Country is full of war criminals
>They purposefully allow themselves to be second class citizens to "people" their ancestors tried to eradicate

If they can hook up some kind of grid to the graves of these ancestors we could get free electricity for the whole planet forever. The kinetic energy they must be generating off all that spinning shouldn't be wasted.

there aren't really that many famous Canadian authors (I doubt most people could name one off hand other than Margret Atwood), and most Canadian novels seem to be either period pieces or sci-fi.

Canadian music is a lot easier to talk up than our writing. Alongside the typical folk music you'd find in any Irish populated country, Canadians have always tended to take whatever's currently popular in America and then do it way better. It's hardly original, but Canadian music as a whole is pretty top tier, and when you compare the worldwide popularity of our music compared to the population of the country producing it, the only country that can really come close to matching us is Sweden

with architecture it's pretty much the same deal. Outside of the CN Tower we don't really have any famous buildings, but the average Canadian house is a pretty comfy thing that wouldn't look out of place in a European fishing village, or the nice part of a major city, depending on how nice the neighbourhood is.


Canadian culture is honestly not that unique, but it's a pretty good combination of American and British culture, with a little French tossed in

yeah you gotta get out of the GTA guy

>it's another Brazilian appreciation thread

Cuckoldry is deeply rooted in Canadian culture. In fact, one of the oldest provinces in Canada, New Brunswick, was founded by pussy cucks who were too scared to separate from the crown during the American Revolution, and stayed cucked by the king. When the war was over, we didn't want these cucks weakening our gene pool, so we forced them to go away. They ended up going to Cucknada and founding New Brunswick. They were so cucked into being part of Britain, they refused to side with us and become part of the greatest country ever. Truly saddening. Trudeau is descended from one of these original founding cucks.

Take a lot at the coat of arms, bearing the British flag and the bourbon French flag (ultimate form of double cuckoldry) and the motto "spem reduxit", Or "hope [that we can continue being cucked] restored".

each province has its own culture. hard to describe Canada as a whole as we don't all share the same stuff

>trying to talk about Canadian culture when you don't even know the difference between New Brunswick and Nova Scotia
well Amerifatted my friend

Except it is. My ancestors have been living here for nearly 300 years. You're not even from here so you can fuck off.

Says the ole and broken empire. We here are the last recognizable feature of that empire you buck toothed mongrel, disrespect the last standing colony at your peril, we could just as easily side against your shit stained island in the upcoming WW3.

Canadian architecture is all over the fucking place, and depends mostly on the geography and industry. The maritimes are full of little fishing towns that look straight out of ireland, quebec is mostly european-style buildings and long, narrow blocks because the cities predate the car and drew from the signeurial system, but further west, you have the praries that drew from the township system and then you go towards BC and its mountains full of manors that look like updated log cabins, surrounded by tiny hobby farms with exotic animals or cash crops.

Also lots of horses. Despite being so far north and getting cold sometimes, pretty much every province but BC and Ontario have a lot of horses and stables and horse farms and horse culture. Eating horse is a big thing in Quebec, too. I've never tried it but I hear it's good.

The only part of Canada that's really "america-lite" is Ontario, and it's mostly because all the money flowed in there during the 70s to 90s.

Unsurprisingly, Ontario (and especially Toronto) is where you find the most violent nigging

Basically this. Quebecois people don't care about boats the same way BC does, and you won't find anyone watching Tetes-a-Clacques in Alberta.

Canadian Literature covers a lot of things. Survivalism, urban v rural, satire, irony, accepting failure, discovering, exploring, resisting nature or outside influence. Regional differences are abundant - French Canadian literature is vastly different. In general it tends to being introspective and seeking purpose, place, and identity. Some of it is philosophical, some heroic (esp. war era stories), and some tragic. Pinning down one theme running through Canadian literature is difficult and something that authors have frequently argued about. Lots of people will agree there's a distinct flavour to Canadian literature, but few will always agree on exactly what that is.

Canadian Music spans all sorts of genres. Music flows freely across the US border so a lot of it is influenced by or influences American music. We have country stars, pop stars, rock stars, rappers, blues, jazz, and classical musicians. A lot of classic Canadian music is intersections of British, Scottish, Irish, and French influences. Essentially Canadian music isn't something that sticks out as unique but rather tends to be a mixture of influences. The only exception to this is aboriginal themes in music, which aren't popular but are quite distinct. Aboriginal influence is most often seen in Canadian art, btw.

Canadian architecture varies between simple and practical, quite Americanized, and very Victorian-inspired in the older parts of the country. One style somewhat unique to Canada is what's been called "Railway Gothic" which is a mix of Scottish castles, French Chateaus, and British Victorian era buildings. They tended to spring up along railway lines as hotels, and many of them still function today or are national landmarks (Château Frontenac, Château Laurier, Banff Springs Hotel, Château Lake Louise, The Empress, The Delta Bessborough, Windsor Hotel, etc etc). Many government buildings were also made in a similar style.

So Canadian culture is often a mix of many influences.

Scapegoating nigger, I lived in Ontario and have gone to school in both provinces. Living in Quebec I had diversity pushed down my throat not only by the city (diversity festival's) but also in the school(diversity celebration parties, I shit you not). You fucking cockroaches import shitskins who end up leaving Quebec and going to Ontario. You are scum. We need to let you fucks to leave Canada

>diversity festival's
I live in Montreal and that has never happened

even if they did, you could just not go

>300 years
I beat you by almost a century

You didn't during our revolution and you won't now, shut up Cuck.

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