ITT: Share Your Movie Pitches and Critique Others

The Hunt

>A burned-out police detective obsessively pursues a vicious vigilante targeting a group of seemingly unconnected mobsters, politicians and dirty cops. What he doesn't know is that the elusive assassin is his split personality.

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fucking awful. what's even worse is that there's an actually good movie called the hunt.

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

holy hell what GARBAGE

A slice of life of a reclusive NEET and his dakimakura of his waifu. Filmed by installing hidden cameras in a /jp/sie's house

I've seen this before
Is this a new meme?

An adult man with a supergenius IQ wakes up with no memory of his history or surroundings. He is in a 3rd grade classroom. His IQ diminishes by one full point every day. He has to make it to CEO before he hits 100 or else the universe is destroyed. In the end it turns out he's schizophrenic and was in a treatment facility all along... or was he? The audience has five days to figure it out or the universe is destroyed.

Do you idiots not understand what a logline is?

a jobless man down on his luck drinks alcohol every day, then nothing really changes because life is not a movie

>An orange and fascistic mutant infiltrates the american political system and undermines western democracy by manipulating the uneducated populace all the while a groundswell of courageous and daring patriots within the country from the common person up to benevolent figures in the media and political worlds form a resistance to overcome this blatant and rampant tyranny.

There's this dude running around spin-kicking pencils out of people's hands

cuck norris?

A group of friends (with internal conflict) at a nightclub fail to notice when EVERYONE else has left mysteriously (one friend finds a group of employees leaving in single file, utterly unresponsive to his presence). The same one notices realizes that theyre in the middle of a mass shooting/terrorist attack/???. They attempt to escape through a now bizarrely transformed nightclub and surrounding area to safety

A sad and depressed virgin with no job or money finally gets a loving gf who helps turn his life around

lel the courageous and daring patriots would actually lynch you numale

"as soon as we can get the military on our side we can overthrow the government!" t. sarah silverman

A pornstar leads a swarm of tanks through enemy territory while battling with his erectile dysfunction and homoerotic tendencies.

After a decisive campaign and now asexual, he returns home and tries his hand at politics, depicted as an MC Escher-like nightmare in which he is stuck for a decade.

After a climactic battle with a nonsensical monstrosity, he steps through a door he's been searching for for years, steps onto the sidewalk of a city, and meets a lovely woman.

Too unrealistic.

>A cucked nu-male makes passive aggressive posts on an internet forum that he does not belong on for attention because his parents never loved him and his wifes son is downstairs yelling
Here's ya (you) pinhead

A group of HS rejects plans to shoot up their own school but when they get there fully armed, they realize that another group of HS rejects is already there, shooting everyone.

Hilarity and action ensues.

That's the beauty of fiction

>Father goes back in time to save his little girl and wife from a car accident
>Instead ends up killing himself to prevent ever going back at all

Movie name: Remnant

Investors can decide the motives/angel including genre. Could be horror or sci-fi.

If Sci-Fi, it'd be a time machine he builds, and goes back to make sure the machine is never built. If horror, maybe some type of pact with a supernatural force, and he has to undo it.

If it was horror, I'd have James Wan direct. Regardless of genre, Joseph Morgan is lead.

>Instead ends up killing himself to prevent ever going back at all

Kills himself in the past or in future?

Not a bad idea. I could see this getting picked up more as a TV series.

>pinhead
still buttmad that you got caught being a perv, got fired and your boy's gonna be impeached for collusion with his buttbuddy pooteen?
your spin stops here

In the past. It wouldn't make much sense otherwise.

And thanks. I've already got 30 pages written as a Sci-Fi. But I'd rewrite from scratch as a horror if needed.

>the elusive assassin is his split personality
ye old split personality cliche was played out in the late '90s. too bad you are too young to remember.

Multi-millionaire formula star gets into car accident and becomes paralyzed and has to re-think his life while meeting some of his high-school friends

Do a favor to the genepool of your race and yourselves by offing yourself.

Got skype? i'd like to see the script if possible.

so its a time travel paradox movie?

do this thread a favour and stop posting low quality Sup Forums bait

You know, I see this pic posted a lot, but aside from the bad teeth and the somewhat odd face he's making, I honestly don't think he's bad looking. In fact, in a way, I think he's rather handsome.

I'm not paranoid, but why?

Essentially. I've been on and off for the last year writing it with my free time.

sounds #litty

topkek cuz u got wrecked by

>A guy suffering from locked-in body syndrome or extreme paralysis becomes the unwitting confidant of a nurse who abuses/kills other patients in the long-term care facility he lives at.
>Things get tense when he begins to slowly regain the ability to communicate more effectively.
I don't think this could stand on its own, but maybe as a subplot with something else.

i love the originals. your idea sounds cool

this could be a really interesting thriller, written anything yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=6QKGvV2vVKk

Nightmare Arena.

In one of the many alternate dimensions humanity has perfected the power of interdimensional travel, society now has everything at the tip of their fingers....including front row seats to the hottest web show in the galaxy.....Nightmare Arena.

With quantum computing scientists found a way to tap into particular universes, even the ones that are "fictional".

The show producers send highly trained units to catch the deadliest serial killers humanity has seen...... Jason, Freddy, Michael, Chucky, Leprechaun, Ghostface, Candyman, etc.

These serial killers are locked in a state of the art arena that simulates their universes, the Nightmare Arena is massive and can recreate a small town if needed.

8 contestants kidnapped from random universes are dropped in there for entertainment.

Killers are released sometimes one by one or all at once.

The survivors are sent back into their universe thinking it was all a dream....

This summer...nightmares are not only real....they teamed up.

"Endurum"
Bruce Willis and MEW find themselves trapped in a bizarre room that holds a monster with a porcelain doll face and mercury metal body hidden behind it's walls. The two have to figure out how to escape while fighting to survive

Directed by David Fincher

Love it, except change bruce willis for Amy Adams and the doll requires the power of Orgasms to move and kill so she uses her mental powers to make both of them horny, as hours pass they become attracted to each other.

The finale would be a threesome/fight, at the end they dismember the doll and insert the limbs in their assholes.

When the police finds them naked and rescues them they show us that they have kept a part of the doll becoming possessed by her leaving room for the sequel that takes place in spring break.

>new meme
The only new thing here is you, pal.

Gold Rush
An alien crash lands it's ship during the California Gold Rush, it's ship, as it turns out, is powered by gold. The locals don't take to kindly to this with the exception of one miner that tries to help him get back home.
Adventure/comedy

I see this as a horror comedy like the ones from the 80s.

A sad and depressed virgin with no job or money commits suicide and nobody cares

First 15 minutes is him committing suicide and the rest is a complete unrelated story of people related to him not caring at all, doing stuff.

Man suffering from amnesia arrives home from hospital. He finds thousands of pages long manuscript, which he uses to delve into his past. But who wrote it and can he finish it?

>an average guy gets a very large sheet of lsd
>scared of it
>contemplates it for a week
>during said week starts getting paranoid
>eventually takes it
>becomes obsessed
>breaks out in fits of psychosis that he cant remember
>Loses his job
>Loses his gf
>gets alienated by family
>Continues to take more and more, higher and higher doses
>starts to prophesize himself
>becomes an alcoholic as well
>Spends all day in his apartment writing all kinds of insane musings
>occasionally goes out at night
>brings knife
>due to paranoi ends up killing a random
>eventually attempts to hang himself
>destroys his spine and is now a paraplegic

forgot to add he found it in the mail, someone else paranoid sent it to him so it wouldnt be traced, this is who he believes is watching him

A teenager who is addicted to watching TV is brought to a therapist to get him off of the couch. The therapist diagnoses him with escapism and recommends the teenager to live out his fantasies. In the beginning the teenagers lives out tame fantasies like pretending to be Joe from friends or Gordon Ramsey at Kitchen Nightmares. But once he caught his father watching tentacle porn, his fantasies become darker...

lol

Is that literally Charlie Kaufman's brother's script from Adaptation

Oh. is it good?

I had a similar idea although the love interest would be a telemarketer from India or somewhere

A supernatural slice-of-life comedy about a ghostly diner that only appears to drunk people. Follows, in equal measures, stories about the people that work there (workers in other diners who work in their dreams, because their life is just that miserable), people that eat there (mostly sad drunks and frat bros who see nothing weird about a ghost diner) and people that run it (dead folks that partied too hard, and feel like they need to help out drunks to balance their karma)

Inspired by this Onion article: theonion.com/article/phantom-diner-appears-only-to-those-in-their-drunk-2496

The Happening

>here's this giant dam and its about to bust because of global warming because a satellite shot a hole in the ozone layer so everyone's like HURRY UP WE'VE GOTTA EVACUATE THE PLANET so the highway is full on gridlock and then at the worst possible time the dam explodes and there's water everywhere and it knocks over the eiffel tower and the statue of liberty and mel gibson's a taxi driver in a taxi and he turns around and he's like NOT AGAIN and then the camera goes BOOM BOOM mel gibson BOOM BOOM the dam BOOM BOOM summer 2017

unlikely bunch of college kids go on a trip to find the holy grail but in the end they find out that the true treasure is friendship

The joke is that its one of the most basic bullshit scripts imaginable, and yet it sells like fucking hotcakes.

youtu.be/ap9g2vR32Vg

Side note, I really need to watch Adaptation again.

Not a movie but TV series: Name is "Devils Advocate" and it's a Lawyer series. It's about a demon who has to literally defend people that are judged about going to hell or heaven. It's supposed to be a fun series, but no comedy.

This has potential, reminds me of The Bone Collector and Misery

Like an inverted Cowboys and Aliens mixed with E.T. I like that but might turn out more like Mac and Me wild west edition

>ITT people who cant even write a fucking logline.