Alright gentlemen: how do we kill Spiderman?

Alright gentlemen: how do we kill Spiderman?

We make a really big flypaper trap and wrap it around the Daily Bugle.

Pictures lots of pictures one of them will be an embarrassing picture.

He will die from the humiliation

Find or create a theoretical spider-woman to mate with after which spider-logic dictates the larger more physically capable female devours their partner as sustenance to bear their many young.

Giant spider eating birds.

How do we kill spiders?
Newspaper rolls
How do we kill Spider Man?
A REALLY BIG Newspaper roll

Take his uncle hostage :^)

You're hired!

...

We caught him!
Now what do we do?

We should get him to join our side!

Maybe we should let him go.

Maybe that famous photographer, Peter Parker, knows how!

You can take a page out of my book and rape him

Good plan

I think the way Nam-Redips thinks!

You might be onto something, mystery moustache man!

Let Slott keep writing him.

Whatever you do, keep the toilet paper.

Could venom tentacle rape the spiderman with his tongue?

THE HEART, OSBORN

A good anti-air combined with strong pressure and block-string fundamentals.

Is this short of a meme?
You haven't read enough fanfiction

Why dont we just rape spiderman?

We let him be written by Bendis.

Oh. Right.