WHY DOES FUCKING NOTHING HAPPEN HERE?
>Britain has cool politics and Muslim attacks
>USA, cool politics and Muslim attacks
>Canada, gay politics but still interesting, Feminist/SJW attacks
>Australia
>Shitposts?
Australia talks about the struggle like it's their struggle too, but does anything happen over there besides killer spiders?
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What the fuck are you talking about? You birthed the greatest master of happenings in modern history, Julian Assange.
Kek praise his name.
because its a giant orange desert in the middle of nowhere
Actually, the eastern side is pretty fucking picturesque. They hide the abos in obscure places and everyone is pretty cool.
Australia has no culture for the muslim scum to ruin yet.
Besides, we have no guns and we don't accept immigrants, the two things necessary for happenings. Purebred abos are too stupid to harm anyone and the halfbreed abos don't really have a reason to kill anyone, they just jack cars and shit.
>en.wikipedia.org
Also the Australian government was just recently caught committing human rights violations (cruel and inhumane treatment) at a youth prison full of aborigines:
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>legitimately wanting bad things to happen to australia
>not comfortably watching the world burn from the greatest and safest country on earth
Absolutely disgusting mate
Most worrying thing here in Victoria at the moment is the African cunts who somehow got in to aus letting their kids commit violent home invasions.
The cops are useless, we're told not to fight back and let it happen, infact if we fight back we can be charged (police discretion, bullshit).
Who would've thought niggers were the problem.
Maybe I don't know enough about Australia, but I feel like Aussie women would be some of the coolest. Am I wrong?
The closest happening we got was the Sydney Siege.
I'm fucking thankful. It's fun to watch the shit hit the fan, but you'll be singing a different tune after a 30cm piece of shrapnel from a trolley embeds itself in your head on your way into Woolies.
We've also got the advantage of the AFP being so active and informed. Lucky for us, they've stopped several dozen would-be sacrifices to the great god from the Middle-east.
I seriously hope no-one in the country takes for granted the freedom from fear and assurance of safety we have here.
We also shitpost because our quality of life is so high and we actually have very little to complain about. Politically speaking, Australia is more closely grouped around the middle than other countries, so we don't have to deal with as much bullshit from the far-Left and the far-Right.
best girls i've met are from the american south.
Northern country girls (the north is like our south) are more traditional and down to earth, but can be a bit princessy and prudish.
Women are women cunty.
>Actually, the eastern side is pretty fucking picturesque.
Nigga, the favela in Rio is fucking picturesque. This is not a standard to live by.
We're not doing too badly thanks to the mudshits in Western Sydney.
>feminist/sjw attacks
LMAO
nothing like that happens here. Lesbians just fuck each other, homos from all across the world come here to relax and thank us for making a literal sanctuary for everyone.
Those muslim attacks don't happen Because the commonwealth was at least smart about the thing and only took In a few hundred thousand *families* not fighting age males looking to ficki ficki.
Canada is a no happening zone as much as Australia. Australias ping is just too low to attention whore like us. We're every bit as irrelevant and that's a good thing.
Nothing ever happens
except for the fact our nignogs are starting to chimpout down in VIC and our Sydney muslim gangs are still a pest but thats about it as far as i know
this Summer there will be a happening though, we will get a few thousand bushfires, also good chance a flood in QLD and a cyclone too
Earthquakes maybe
You guys cant keep a PM for longer than 12 months.
Thats happening esque.
>Tfw in an invisible country watching the world boil
I'm Glad to be able to shitpost along with you buds
Justin always makes news around here for a good laugh and what about the time your anthem became gender friendly? Or the time a Feminist got a boy thrown in jail for disagreeing? Come on Canada, you have a lot to offer.
Shame we don't care for you I guess.
>Canada
>Not boiling in Leftist Cancer
The political situation is only revving up. The next year of Parliament is going to be a kekfest. 11 cross-benchers and 9 needed to back legislation.
If Bill Shorten grows a spine we might have some reasonable government.
>we don't accept immigrants
t. Deo Papadopoulos, son of Milo Padapoulis & Rachel Temuera; husband of Petra Ibrahim Basheer.
Rio isn't picturesque. I watched the cycling last night. You fuckers couldn't find 50kms of road which was flat, and people ended up crashing going downhill on these shitty cobblestone paths
Hey look, it's that Aussie on Sup Forums obsessed with Southern women
That's..
Guy that's like local news. I don't even remember that.
Remember you and me are just barely different, all we are is a no guns America with more (lots more) snow. But I'll thank ye anywehy.
I'm glad I can have a thread without Canadian hate. Honestly I apologise for Hillery making her shills all come from here and smearing shit here.
Really? Did someone felt?
Video plox? Im not even watching this shitty shot. Im just waiting for the happenings (that almost happened today, but the kiwi was faster and dodged the stray bullet)
Nah, they're masculine stacy's
>a youth prison full of aborigines
seems redundant to mention that they are abo.
Also spit masks aren't cruel and inhuman no one wants a face full of hepatitis and abo saliva.
>no culture
KYS you are part of the problem faggot
> designated maori seats
90% White and Isolated. Honestly, I'm going to move to Australia soon so that I can avoid Eurabia and the Reconquista of the Aztlan
Why's it centred on Perth?
Because they know we'll smash the pollies heads in if they try anything bullshit
They keep National in power and labour out for the moment I wont complain.
Titans got Jarred Hayne, that's a happening.
You banned guns, porn, and fast trucks. How could there possibly be a HAPPENING with that?
>having flat land makes you picturesque
OK
that's because we dont tolerate muslims acting up.
notice how that whackjob the other month targeted some poofta hipster coffee shop. if he attacked a tradie lunch bar that cunt would've been killed in 20 seconds.
only reason muslims get away with it are the small lefty population (growing smaller every day) nobody likes muslims here,
indians, gooks, maoris, abos, they all fucking hate muslims.
the little boong kids go out of their way to fuck off muslims where I live.
nobody else gets targeted by the little half cast coons anymore except muslims. mainly muslim women and children. and whenever a muslim acts up or tries to do anything about it, all the maoris jump on the coons side and kick the shit out of the muslim ''gangs''
this is from WA. I assume its worse over in sydney and melbourne. most people here are pretty racist toward muslims. all it will take is for them to kill a few kids here and people will burn down mosques like there is no tomorrow (apologies to sikhs whose temples will probably be destroyed in the confusion)
And Demons beat the Mighty Hawks, the greastest AFL side to ever grace us.
It's because of this, 'muh cruel offshore processing' and 'muh racist immigration policies' we don't get happenings. If we were a bunch of bleeding hearts like Europe we would be getting culturally enriched just as much them.
>6th largest country on the planet
>point out part of it that is desert
Way to go New Zealand. Not to mention the fact he was talking about the shitty state of the inhabited parts of Brazil.
>>point out part of it that is desert
Nigga, like 90% of your country is desert.
There is a meth problem which is getting pretty out of control.
better than your shithole faggot
>be Kiwi
>get robbed by police
>be Strayan
>get fire evacuated from hotel, then get robbed
>be Kiwi
>get shot
Best Olympics evar desu
Except for the green coastlines where everyone lives.
Remember when we hosted the Olympics and we had less fuck ups over the entire duration than you've had before the Opening Ceremony?
>he was talking about the shitty state of the inhabited parts of Brazil.
>Rio isn't picturesque.
>You fuckers couldn't find 50kms of road which was flat
????
Australia aka warm canada
Just as empty,spread out and full of UKs unwanted trash.
if you don't surf, don't bother going there.
>Look at a stupid rock
>See really ugly black people
>Listen to assholes with a horrible accent
>Drink a shit ton
>Bang some 18 y.o UK slut on her "year off" vacation
canada is just as fucking boring. Even more so.
Fucking idiots surf river rapids here they're so fucking bored.
Also, it's not merely that Australia has a desert - you're literally the flattest continent on earth.
it depends
redhead girls can be pretty rough
He was talking about the 3rd world tier roads. Cobblestone shit on a downhill which is a nightmare for cyclists. Learn to reading comprehension.
>full of UKs unwanted trash
Is that true? In New Zealand our Poms are all high-skilled workers.
Because our Police and Intelligence groups are actually good at their jobs and tend to stop things from happening. Contrary to beliefs we are pretty red pilled as a result of being such a nanny state the cops dont take any chances. Theres weekly raids all over western Sydney by the PORS and TOU. The AFP are active in every major city. We tap peoples phones, read their emails and actually act on the good verified intel. Vicpol quash rallies and riots in Melbourne as was seen with the apex riots earlier this year. On top of that our constitution doesn't forbade our military from intervening in civil problems hence why we have the TAG at 2 commando.
>wherever i go, i must also shitpost
>He was talking about the 3rd world tier roads.
He clearly said "crashing going downhill". Even if he hadn't, what is non-picturesque about cobblestone?
Its pretty boring here and everywhere in Australia is pretty much exactly the same. Same small variety of shops. Same small variety of food. Super expensive booze. Nothing to watch on TV. Internet sucks. Ice head bogans everywhere that hoon aroundin their shitty cars.
You should consider buying a dirst bike and go catch pokemon on the wilderness.
Pokemon spawns are based on population density.
He will be found dead before he finds a pokemon.
Sunken, slick, and in ill repair. In a first world country cobblestones are kept as a piece of heritage. In Brazil it's because they can't upgrade their broken, shithole cities.
Something is picturesque if it's unique and aesthetically pleasing. If it's everywhere and literally causing problems for athletes because they don't have an alternative route that's another matter.
It's a reflection of how terrible the rest of the country is, how poorly the games have been conducted, and the facilities made available during them.
Irrelevancy
In thinking that two countries this close, with similar flags, and one is a paradise on Earth and the other is nothing but desert and bogans high on gasoline.
Kiwis got the good part of the deal, I tell you.
Would move to your country in a heart beat if I had the money to invest.
nobody cares nor wants you here coon
Sorry, I was talking with the kiwi.
I would never want to move to Australia m8. I would rather live in a favela ( if I lived in a favela)
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>In thinking that two countries this close, and one is a paradise on Earth and the other is the opposite
Just like Argentina and Brazil :^)
I will not consider that. Besides reception sucks here so I'd lose internet if I went too far out of town.
>abusing indigenous people
#AnimalCrueltyIsNotOurFuture
Didn't you guys have a chocolate shop siege at some point?
True. I also feel bed for the argies.
That was more like a joke.
The part about the dirt bike was real tho.
Fuel the thing, get some provisions, some m8s and go mtocroos around the outback.
You live on the biggest playground on earth and dont use it. Why?
>1. The Emu War
>Australia cannot lay claim to any great empires or epic conquests, but we do have one distinction that no other nation on Earth can boast: we are the only country in history to lose a war to birds.
>In 1932, the farmers of Western Australia, fed up with the 20,000 emus that kept dropping in to their farms to eat all their crops, went to defence minister Sir George Pearce to demand he take action to safeguard the precious wheat of the Campion region.
>Pearce, a man who knew the value of a show of strength, decided that what the emus needed was a hefty dose of good old-fashioned military might.
>And so Major GPW Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery was sent, along with two soldiers, two Lewis guns, and 10,000 bullets, into the scrubland to show the emus just who was the more highly-evolved species.
>Almost immediately the expedition ran into trouble. The soldiers attempted to herd the emus into a suitable place in which to mow them down en masse, but the birds, well-trained in guerrilla tactics, continually split into small groups and ran off in different directions, making it damnably difficult for the guns to draw a bead on them. Also, the guns jammed.
>Also, when the guns worked, and when an emu stood still long enough to shoot at, they proved resistant to bullets to an unsettling degree. Meredith wrote:
>"If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world. They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks."
The soldiers retreated, weary and sick of the sight of feathers. Meredith's official report noted, optimistically, that his men had suffered no casualties. The emus' report noted that humans were slow-moving and stupid.
>The House of Representatives debated the matter and questions were asked of the minister regarding whether medals were to be awarded for survivors of the campaign.
>The question of why, blessed as we are with a native animal that is essentially a cross between an armoured car and a velociraptor, our military has not taken advantage by training emus for combat duty in the ADF, remains unanswered to this day.
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>2
fucc my nigga we based as shit
They're fucking 1st world western women m8 I wouldn't expect much difference. Although we're probably 5-10 years behind the USA in terms of complete feminist retardation so at least we have that going for us.
DELETE THIS
>tfw one of the Emu overlords steals your gf
FUCKING DELET DIS OMG
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The australian accent on a woman makes me want to vomit, nothing repulses me so thoroughly
This
Australia and lead are the great unknown happening. Soon leaf bros we will inherit the earth.
Politics seems to be a bit of a stale mate atm. Haven't seen Turnbull for weeks.
None of the parties really has any power to do anything interesting. Could be for the best.
>Australia
>Culture cringe, the country
Tbh, I hate our accent in any other context than daily life in person. Fucking want to die when I hear it in an American film/show.
Southernbro here, when I hear people overdo our accent in movies and such I also want to die, it's just disgusting.
Also when you go reaaaal south to an actual country area and actually hear people really talk a lot (Especially women) it's just nails on a chalk board.
I wanna eat that woman's cunt so bad but that Aussie she's looking at gets me limp every time
m8
This.
Hardly any bullshit from Muzzies in comparisson to other countries.
Not as much racial tension (except with Abos). Pretty comfy desu.
They know we're just looking for an opportunity to enrich them all violently with white culture.
Fucking based, get those fucking goatfuckers.
What were they even protesting? MuslimLivesMatter? Sharia Law?
Our government and media have turned them into a bunch of spoilt, entitled princesses but they're still far better in almost every regard than American women, our sun means that they get prematurely aged and end up looking like they're 35 when they're 25 tho
you're a dumbfuck
>Not as much racial tension (except with Abos). Pretty comfy desu.
Anyone feel a huge push to change this? Like ever since the West Indies KFC commercial and Hey Hey it's Saturday there seems to be a concerted effort to instill white guilt in us. Pisses me off no end. Last thing I want is to go all bleeding hearts on the Sudanese fuckers and let gang culture take root.
Something about our involvement in Iraq iirc.
The (((media))) is trying to stir up racial tension in Australia but thankfully other than a few chink and shitskin infested inner city suburbs we're still almost completely racially homogenous
Clearly not working. Anyone make a gif of those Apex people getting btfo by bystanders after a jewelry shop heist?
I bet chinks don't cause any trouble at all am I right?
Best immigrants.
Even Muslims don't give a shit about Australia. Your island sucks that bad.
Can Australia redpill me on the use of abos vs abbos?
I've always wondered, there seems to be a difference.
>safest country on earth
>the geography flora and fauna alone are so dangerous even ISIS won't go there
>safest country on earth
You're starting to get subtle again, I like it.
I dont know m8, most Australians are pretty much opposed to political correctness. Not our style.
Most people would judge a man for his actions and not for who he is.
>racially homogenous
A stormfag delusion. You can never be racially homogenous. What you need is a culture.
Fuck it, I live next to an African community, and there's little to no crime there.
Also
>da jews
Ahh yes when in doubt, call the kikes out amirite?
That's a lie my parents escaped the war in Vietnam and worked minimum wage to get me into college. Now I own my own business and hire only Asians (real Asians not Indians cause I want to make money) and white people in my company. Only hire based on merit and skill rather than ethnicity is the only way to be successful in the business world.
Some are good, some are bad. Some genuinely contribute to their communities and aid in social programs (also complete high school), others are just petrol smoking dickheads who live in environments where domestic abuse is rampant.