Mite be cool
Mite be cool
Nope.
Not convinced.
hey shill
sage
I'm just glad this might be a renaissance of rock-posting
Me and my hot 17 year old blonde girlfriend will be sneaking in vodka in a McDonald's cup to see this hell of a fun ride
>baywatch
>raunchy
>full of piss
>daddario posting
>Jumanji
>?????
I don't even know what this movie has going for it
That looks horrible.
This basically amounts to taking a giant shit on Robin Williams' grave. Fuck everyone involved.
damn this finny get LITTY
#hype
Well I mean. I did laugh. But what the fuck does it actually have to do with Jumanji? And why if they're going to shit on it, didn't they just give it a reboot title instead of a 2?
I just want to see the rock get sucked off by jack black now.
and then when they come back yo the real world and everything is awkward... they go back to jumanji to finish their lives in holy matrimony
I can't believe that's not a parody. What the fuck.
#litty
seems funny to be quite honest with you, my family member
The first one was about family. It had a soul. What the fuck is even the point of this one? Just a CGI-shitfest that will sell tickets because The Rock and Kevin Hart are in it.
>strong guy becomes weak and weak guy becomes strong
>ugly girl becomes hot and hot girl becomes Jack Black
Does Sony plan to kill Jumanji too?
I like The Rock, seems like a cool guy so I feel kinda bad saying this looks real bad.
I always pictured the atmosphere of the Jungle in Jumanji to be horrifying beyond words so It makes me pretty upset to see it as super colorful and fun like this.
>Ugly girl isn't actually ugly
>>ugly girl
The fuck? Come on.
>seems like a cool guy
What planet do you live on
High kek
I mean its chris van alsburgs book
I feel like this is going to be like Baywatch, which Rocky insisted was an awesome homage film and really turned out to be unfunny, uninspired modern dreck.
genuinely looks like a porn parody
It looks so fucking bad.
How the fuck do these Sony shitshows keep getting green lit?
someone at the top of sony is definitely trying to tank the whole company.
she isn't ugly though
>Mite be cool
But you know it won't
>Main character is a Sony fan
DROPPED
>"Oy vey"
LITTY
AS
FUCK
>Movie takes place in a jungle
>"Welcome to the Jungle" starts playing
Was Baywatch the starting point of Dwayne's downfall?
He's doing exactly what he wants
Remember he comes from wrestling not Broadway, he knows what his audience is
Fuck you guis, i love the Rock
And you love him so much you like seeing him in shitty movies?
Only the F&F movies...
thou i might watch this for The Rock and Karen.
>for Karen
The fucking "ugly" girl before her was prettier than she is and had more curves. I wish she would do some squads.
>Movie has "Welcome to the Jungle" in the title
>"Welcome to the Jungle" starts playing
fucking christ karen is ridiculously my waifu
Looks shit
Why is everything shit
Good post my friend
is this literally the L O S T jungle?
>I always pictured the atmosphere of the Jungle in Jumanji to be horrifying beyond words so It makes me pretty upset to see it as super colorful and fun like this.
Yeah, the animated series of Jumanji gave a better idea of that than this shite.
That is literally a quote from that character in the trailer
I am guessing you are phoneposting and couldn't watch the trailer
Why couldn't you watch the trailer from your phone? What kind of shitty tech do you use?
is that a mac, they coudl've put like 3 vaio's in that shit
I could watch the trailer because I am not a phoneposter.
But anti-Sup Forums faggots are usually phoneposters and generally horrible.
>fun adventure thriller for kids turned into generic action flick with motorcycles and guns
>no robin williams cameo
>no return of Van Pelt
>2017 CGI somehow looks worse than 1995 CGI
this is going to stink on ice
>>no robin williams cameo
How would that work?
I came to that conclusion because he's wormfood. If they somehow had unused archival footage and incorporated it, this might go from a 1/10 to a 6/10.
...
The Rock is the PG-13 version of Arnold. He is building his fan base of millions AND MILLIONS of The Rock's fans.
>hot girl becomes Jack Black
How will SJW's address this?
Looks like Isla Nublar to me.
Literally avoid trigger.
I... ! actually like this.
I like how it's the Rock but it's not the Rock, it's just some random dude who turns into the Rock. The same with the other characters. That's a nice twist.
Pleasantly surprised.
princess leia on rogue one
Subtle product placement there Sony
Has kind of a tropic thunder vibe
>motherfucking Jaybles as a teenage girl
Might see it just because of that but not in the regular theaters.
Either
>yass queen slay
>transgender pride
or
>we are not jokes REEEE
Or more likely both at the same time.
>actually needing any other reason to watch this
Plebs
gon get #litty
she has no ass
>16 bit console having text this clear
Oh jeez
This felt like it hit the same beats as Pixels, instead of 80's nostalgia, it's now 90's?
OY VEY
>This basically amounts to taking a giant shit on Robin Williams' grave
fuck that weak ass pussy went outlike a little bitch
Shut up, you and i both know the CGI monkeys from the first movie were a few grades above N64 level graphics
>being a nigger
>I... !
what did he mean by this?
Mini kh always steals mah hart, i cry evrtime.
...
Legs>Thighs>Ass>Tits
Jack black pulling in the tranny audience is fuckin great PR.
So not like jumanji at all then, ok
>Jumanji. Same name, but an inexplicably entirely different game
>the original was a board game, dating centuries back with origins unknown
>new one is some 80s video game
>this emphasizes someone programmed this demon game
>no drum music drawing them in to the game
>when Alan went in to the game, he was still Alan
>he was sent their due to his dice roll and was forced to wait
>the game just pulls them in right at the start
>there are people there with modernized technology and vehicles
>the game doesn’t come in to their world to fuck with society
>jungle isn’t at all terrifying
>the fucking hippo is chomping on Jack Black
>a fucking
>hippo
>either the heroes can’t die, ruining all tension
>or they didn’t do their homework on the immense strength of a hippo
>which would be even more stupid
>being this autistic
Sad!
haha what a nerd just like me! What a relatable character
>Niggermanji
No thanks.
I'm calling they have 3 lives each like a video game dumb fuck
Robin Williams killed himself because of mrs doubtfire sequel, not this.
its a different game you faggot the same rules do not necessarily apply
yeah I mean especially when the first movie was just brimming with such QUALITY
>you will never get to gently brush makeup over her abdomen
Do you think she got ROCKED?
Did they just rip off Tron in the intro?
Wow that's like a shitty parody of what a Jumanji sequel should be. Helicopters and explosions everywhere. No heart.
You think Karen gets R O C K E D in this? Would like to see her tiny frail body getting crushed.