You wake up as Brazil's president

You wake up as Brazil's president.

How do you fix the country and make it a global power?

You must make prosper political, social, economic, diplomatic and military factors.

The people love you, the country is fully loyal to your lead.

Expel all the niggers...I guess that would be all.

Gas everyone that doesn't speak English

>build a time machine
>go back
>sink portuguese ships
>let England or France colonize Brazil

I would give it to the dutch.

>wanting a continent-sized Guyana/Suriname/Guyana again

First year of reign will go down in history as "The Reign of Terror"

>Hang all journalists who threaten my power
>Imprison all afro-Brazilians who do nothing but pollute, rob and destroy
>Make drug dealing a capital crime (punishable by death)
>Illegalize all religions other than eastern orthodoxy (fuck this pope)
>Make prisoners into slaves, producing GDP for no wages
>If the prisoners don't work, they don't eat
>Kill all retards (literal retards, Zika babies, that sort of thing)
>Standard IQ test the population, ten years into my reign, begin to sterilize all citizens with below average IQ

I could go on, but I think it's actually pretty simple to reform a country for the positive.

Something that radical wouldn't go unnoticed by the UN.

Line up all high profile criminals.
Get a high calib sniper rifle.
Shoot.

North Korea gets away with it, does it not?

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I agree with this except I would also ban miscegenation between whites and non-whites while giving those of 100% European ancestry preference within the system.

That + what said would make Brazil fucking based

op is brazil's president

gather the dragon balls and revive Pedro II

Cut the North

kek

Steal all the gov money, glass the country and move somewhere else.

> be Brazils greatest ever leader
> abdicate wheb the people need you most

England made another continent sized colony, and it became the most popular country on earth

> angrily worded letter

If i woke up as Brazil's president the first thing I would do is bang the first lady

President doesn't have enough power to do what I'd do so fuck it.

honestly Brazil, like nearly every country in the Americas besides Canada, has so many problems because of the retardedness of the presidential system. Implement a parliament and get a real reform party in power.

firebomb rio and cut ties to the north

Make most laws mirror the US', the UK's, and Canada's, with some differences.
Pass a new law that lets people vote on putting a person in jail without doing so legally, if it's a supermajority, to bypass slippery lawyers.
Hold public votes for the imprisonment of all people well known as criminals and gang leaders.
Build factories, make importation cost tons, give everyone a job, become self-sufficient.
Otherwise, just generally follow America's lead. Maybe ask to join them.