Supposed to be a loser

>Supposed to be a loser
>has a 6 pack, friends and gf

...

But you just described a loser

>character is a depressed loser
>goes out with his friends once
>suddenly he's better and it's never mentioned again
>doesn't commit suicide a few weeks later

>character goes to bed
>doesn't cry himself to sleep

H-Happiness is a social construct.

You're only a loser if you're a virgin past the age of 21 who still lives with his parents

>character gets bullied
>8/10 girl comes to rescue

Can confirm

what if im a virgin at the age of 21 who still lives with his parents, am i good for a year?

AKA: half the population at very least?

Ha ha haha wow! You've never gotten laid?

>character is a loser
>starts socializing and becomes good at it
>doesn't enjoy it and goes back to his life of solitude willingly
any movies like this

45 virgin here, moms upstairs

I thought of a concept for a movie like this once

>But dude friendship cures everything ;^)

Normies will never understand the burden of the virgin. We are the martyrs of 21st century. We are paralyzed socially by our crippling insecurity that the media and society has caused, as we watch INFERIOR men and women have sex. The same people who outcast us. We know we are better than them but somehow still allow them to hold sex over our head. Something so trivial yet even we have trouble denying it. We pray to you, Saint elliot of isla vista. Help us find strength to carry on and let our enemies be splashed for eternity.

>character is a loser
>makes some friends and socialises
>somehow just loses his awkwardness

You have until the midnight of your birthday to get laid and move out or else an age-old curse will be laid upon you.

I turn 25 this year is it too late for me bros?

>Character is a loser
>montage
>Character is still a loser

I have those things plus a high status job, but I'm still a loser. I'm a loser because I want to be creative and make something of worth, but I'm too scared and I just work, but shit and get drunk instead. Being a loser is hard to escape.

>t. cuck

As long as you get money/fame you can get laid
Women don't really are nearly as visual as we are, except when comparing themselves to each other

Calm down Elliot

40 year old virgin, almost, but then he goes back to normiehood

So you are not a loser you cuck, just because you feel bad to be wasting all these years of your life in normietude doens't mean you are a loser you are just a insecure beta

Just do it, if you are really alpha go all the way and ditch all your plastic friends and bimbo to produce your masterpiece, like that guy in Misery ( the book, the movie is not as good )

>Character is a loser
>He doesn't come to the conclusion that the only logical solution to life is suicide

>character is a loser
>starts speaking in spanish

haha right? just get rich bro

>be 19 year old economics student
>be kisses virgin
>poorfag, tfw no gf
>feel like I'm wasting my youth
>people tell me I'm working for a useless degree
>be too involved in politics even though I realize I can't do anything with them
>existencial crises and feelings of irrelevance out the gaze
end me

>still lives with his parents

what if your parents are rich and they buy you a house to live in?

>wahhh I want to insert pee pee in bagina but im uggo
>focus on improving your life as a whole, you can't lift autism away
Why are you so mad? Its the truth

get pusy

Wrong. Women care even more about looks than men do.

A woman is automatically at least a 6/10 just for being young and not fat.

To even be considered a 6/10 looks-wise, a man needs to be tall, muscular, not fat, not balding, not pale, not acne-ridden and not baby-faced.

I've had many women try to tell me that they weren't shallow because of their "ugly" (perfectly decent-looking except for one of the above) boyfriends.

i'm a 27 year old virgin with my own house.
i'm i sitcom material?

You know that if you accidentally had met Elliot that day he would have killed you too, right?

Story of my life except the 'good at it' part, I was just average at it.

What if I want to holdout before I find a person I can see a future with?

I'm fat and disgusting with a 8/10 gf, women don't care about looks

Have you ever seem Christina Hendricks' husband?

Women look for males who can provide estability or something else important, do you honestly think a sex God but anonymous and poor stand a chance against Neymar even tho Neymar is just a manlet subhuman?
I mean when both are average and poor or in some shitty club, looks may be the deciding factor but definetely not overall, unlike women who fade into obscurity faster by only having looks to attract men you have a whole arsenal and more time, be wise user

>goes out with friends
>speaks to them like normal people
>doesn't feel miserable
>doesn't get physically exhausted after 15 minutes of small talk
so unrealistic

>Character is a loser
>Doesn't even stutter, speaks perfectly fine with a good tone of voice and perfect flow

>Is a loser
>Has different sluts banging him 5 times a month
STAHHHP

...

What if my parents are dead?

Very noble of you, I wish you the best

>character is an edgy schizo depressive
>has sex in the first episode

bravo mr robot

Bruce Campbell lost his virginity at age 23

Unironically dropped it right there.

>character is a loser
>starts hanging out with friends
>turns his friends into losers
I'm sorry

Literally me

>the board is called television and film
>create an offtopic thread
>le cancer man.jpg/neonazi symbol.png

Actually I'm neither and probably far worse than most of the people who replied to this post.

NICE, I still have salvation

>Thread to talk about common misconceptions and cliches of TV and cinema
>Off-topic
>Smug/concerned feels-guy/sad-frog.jpg/png

My life last semester desu
I started getting a little group of friends, but haven't talked to any of them since school ended in may. I also removed them off Snapchat because I don't care how happy they are with their normalfag friends doing normalfag things like talking about nothing and getting together "just because"

Just go in to math + finance and make shekels so you can gib monies to the cause.

no, it's not. it's an excuse to post how much of a fucking virgin you are.

go back to /r9k/.

HAHAHA I'm a 27 year old that lives with his parents but I'm NOT a virgin, guess I win :^)

But /r9k/ is full of disgusting losers! uguuu

>tfw unattractive and poor
This guy fills me with hope.

>25 years old
>no friends
how did I fucked up so badly? I can get laid, go on dates and shit yet I have not a single friend to tell all this shit.

>Had money
>Had decent looks
>Had prestige
>Couldn't fuck a basic HS slut
>LaughingWhores.jpg

Get a hobby that gets you out of the house. If you're too much of a pussy to do that then you can get the pseudo friends route by trying to become friends with co workers. They won't be considered real friends though until you don't work in the same company though and the friendship continues on.

To be frank it's not that uncommon.

Whoever tries to make a movie out of his stuff gonna have a hard time finding some redeeming feature of this whiny little fuck.

anyone that takes more than two minutes to think about it will realize that much what he wrote in his manifesto was right. He was a victim

>He was a victim
of what?

>Born with a shitload of money, more money than some people will ever earn in their entire lives
>Decent genes, nothing insane but not a manlet-hairlet disgusting human being
>''wahhhh fucking society opressing me from my true potential!''

he should of just put on a smile before walking up to a woman and telling her he likes her toes

society

t. elliot 2.0

>Gets bullied in highschool
>Doesn't have a visible mental disorder

He was a victim of his own ego

If he simply talked to a girl he would be fine, but he didn't realise they were afraid of his arrogance, he was his own enemy sucking his own dick so much he couldn't talk to a fucking girl

Fuck off reddit

>he doesn't have a best friend to sit and hug and talk about feelings with

>Loser
>Has a decent relationship with a solid 7 (sometimes a 8) who genuinely loves him for life

Taxi Driver

This fact makes me uncomfortable

Why would I want that?

>character is a loser
>doesn't get thrown into the shower lockers and systematically raped by the entire boy's PE class

>physically exhausted after 15 minutes of small talk
holy shit, are you me?

>having someone to sit and hug, borderline cuddle, who isn't a bf/gf but just a friend so you don't have to worry about breaking up
friendships are more stable and long term than partners, at least until you're married

Again, why would I want that?

because hugging feels nice
>feeling the warmth of someone else's body
>knowing someone cares enough about you to want to hold you against them

>Chad but wears glasses
>"nerd"

>be a literal retard
>still get invited to parties

Hugging only feels nice if it's a hot girl or a cat. I prefer cats.

fuck i hate this cliche

are you me?

>the stifling of free expression will turn everyone into a humorless cuck who has to walk around on eggshells all the time and fears expressing themselves in a meaningful way due to the remote possibility of offending others who are oversensitive
what did the author mean by this

Yeah haha what a bunch of losers, what failure in life is a virgin past 21 who still lives with his parents haha

He did a bunch of dumb, spergy shit like throw coffee at random couples passing by. If he didn't act like that he probably would've gotten a gf, he's rich and he looks at least average.

> character is depressed
> doesn't slowly increase how many Advil PM's he takes each night.

Ahem.

ive seen this happen all the time in highschool.

its cool to be a good looking girl that stands up for the nerd

LONDON

Fucking kys yourself faggot

>implying I would go outside

Who is that girl? She is cute af