Howdy Sup Forums, half sand-nigger here. How can I make myself white naturally? I'm not too much of a shitskin, it really depends on the situation/lighting. See: Rashida Jones. She's part dindu but one of the hottest actresses around and you'd never know.
Any other sand nigs hanging out on Sup Forums at this hour?
Learn from the best.
>one of the hottest actresses around
no
Just say you're Sicilian. That's what most of them are anyway.
Jew me, sue me
You can never do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us
Are you Arab Christian?
>sand-nigger
Can't you read? He's already a pedo.
so in finland its cool to quote pedos? no wonder muslims feel at home in finland.
wonder if they do this shit in sweeden too
I find it odd that pedo and Pedro are similar.
A pedrofile
I put "naturally" in my post specifically because of that fuckstick
yes
I pass as a spic sometimes, but is it really much of an upgrade?
Fuck Islam, raised Christian
feelsbadman.jpg
First off, nice dubs.
Second of all,
>be Christian
>act white
>dress nicely
>respect other people
>don't put on that absurd cologne your people are so obsessed with
You'll do just fine, just fine
>raised Christian
you're white enough, stop fussing
Italians are higher up than spics.
>half sand-nigger here
I guess you look like an arab then
>be Christian
Check
>act white
Check
>dress nicely
Check
>respect other people
Big check
>don't put on that absurd cologne your people are so obsessed with
Check
I do just fine as it is. I think like a white man, born and raised as one. I'm just worried about a race war, as I wouldn't belong to either side.
Don't worry.
You don't have to commit suicide to show loyalty to our side.
We'll take you. Civilized Arabs are the best nonwhite race, in my opinion.
Just pretend to be hispanic.
Oh and if you're Muslim, knock it off.
Wait, you don't shoot on sight? Then how does a race war work?
Will do boss
Oh, are you Persian or Arab?
There is a big difference.
Persian
Mostly poo here.
I'm here every day of my life.
I want to leave.
But I can't.
Send help.
Please.
What kind of sandnigger? It makes a difference.
Good, you win the sandnigger lottery.
Arabs are beyond help. As long as you're not Muslim, no one will really give a shit.
Persian
Woohoo
>Persian
Aha! And herein lies the pathetic Iranian mentality that plagues the Middle East.
Here I was thinking about how traitorous of an Arab this OP shitposter was, but now it makes perfect sense.
shit, he knows my master plan which definitely does not involve crashing this plane with no survivors, (((shut it down)))
More like (((blow it up))) for me