>Canada downs Australia in drama-filled women’s soccer opener in Rio
>A quick goal by Janine Beckie and late insurance from Christine Sinclair lifted Canada to a 2-0 win at the Rio Olympics.
>AO PAULO—The Rio Olympics don’t officially open until Friday. But the Canadian women’s soccer team helped kick off competition Wednesday with a pulsating 2-0 win over Australia despite being a player down for 70-plus minutes.
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>women
lol
Hahaha we can't even play soccer in Canada because it's so cold and we still win get fucked Australia
To be fair our womens soccer team can't even beat teenagers from a town.
Lol aussies get fucked
Canadas are America's best bros
Gj chang
>women's soccer
How many medals did you get at the 2012 Olympics again, leafy?
Why don't world cup/eurocup teams play at the olympics?
Hey Canada, what's your country ranked so far?
How many medals do you have?
How many golds do you have?
We get more medals at the 2012 olympics than your mother got gangbanged by black dicks last night. And considering she got gangbanged by hundreds of niggers, we got quite a bit of medals than you very much.
Most can't, that's not endemic to you guys.
this song need more "aboots" in there songtext, would be way more funnier
>women's soccer
>mattering
Canada, the most irrelevant first world country on the planet finds success in the most irrelevant Olympic sport on the planet.
Who would have guessed?
>triggered burgerFAGGOTS
Except that was the U17 national team, the Aussies lost to a U17 team from a single town
>women’s soccer
Wow, I didn't realise I could care a negative amount about something
just checked you were placed 36th lmao. Worse than third world countries that have inferior nutrition. Where were we placed? Fucking 8th. and you have a much higher population than us. bad genes pleb.
>womens soccer
Yeah come back to me when they can beat 15 year old boys.
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Provide a source you bogan IMBECILE. Do it. Do it now. Oh wait, you can't. That's because we did better than you and your mother got gangbanged by so many black dicks last night LEL omg KEK lol JEJ
good game mate, you did well good on ya congrats
How fuckimg retarded are you man ?
wow, you guys must be super proud! i'd sure be proud if our women's soccer team won a women's soccer competition.
i petition that we change the name of women's soccer from the demeaning and gendered "women's" soccer and honour the feminist pm of canada by calling it "trudeau ball".
Go fuck yourself and die.
>LE FUCKING RETARD EBIC BOSTING MAAAAAAAAAAANNN !!!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))) XDDDDDDDD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDX :)))))))))))))))))
why are you so upset m8 ? you won
Except our women's team is the best in the world, far better than the Canadian team. It's still irrelevant through because women's soccer is a terrible sport played at a much lower skill level than men's
>It's still irrelevant though because women's [anything] is a terrible sport
Hey everyone, its that Canadian that has some insecurities that he can't stop projecting.
Great thread.
>AMERIFATS
>THINK THEY'RE RELEVANT
You're only good for dying like a bastard in a foreign country. That's your relevancy.
>soccer
>women's soccer
>women's sport
>women's anything
you're embarrassing yourself, leaf
Did you see what I typed? Go FUCK yourself and DIE, you aus scum.
>aus scum shitposting
The burger prepares to post something clever. He slams his fat fingers into the keyboard, squinting at the letters because 50 chins block his FOV.
He begins furiously typing, the keys rattle with each press. But he cannot make any legible sense because thoughts of McDonald's, his sister's vagina and 9/11 nevar 4get) keep popping into his head. He manages to string a few nonsensical words together, he hits post. Suddenly, his heart begins to fill with pride at the American education system. They taught him to finish a sentence.
He stands up, knocking over a gallon of deit coke, and raises his hand to his man boobs. Soft trumpets play in the background as he whispers "Murica!" with teary eyes.
Tragically his heart gives way to such undue stress of standing up. He tumbles to the ground with a loud splat, struggling to breath. The life slowly leaves his beady eyes...
And this is the story of a proud, red white and blue Murican! Dog bless USA.
What the fuck is wrong with Canadian posters?
You all have some serious mental trauma.
Australians are at least funny, Canadians are just perpetual misandry..
the leaf prepares the bull his wife had selected to breed her that evening. he slides his dainty fingers around the thick shaft, flicking his tounge against the head.
he begins furiously jerking the bull off, his jewelry rattling against his chest and the man's thighs. suddenly he forgets that he was doing this for his wife and attempts to bring the man to climax.
his wife scolds him and he shrinks away, rolling onto his back to show her his complete and utter subservience. she looks at the leaf with his tiny half erect dick with pity.
"sorry about that, canadian men can get a little... excitable" she says as she turns to the bull. the leaf rolls over and crawls on his belly to lick her feet.
"YEAH NO WORRIES M8 WE HAVE A STATE CALLED VICTORIA IN AUSTRALIA THAT IS FULL OF WEAK CUNTS LIKE HIM"
back to your cuckshed sven
>soccer
>womens soccer
Does literally anyone give a shit?
>misandry
What? Retard. You are a weird retard. Misandry doesn't even exist anyways, but our posts do not even come close to """"""MISANDRY"""""".
> women’s soccer
>a real sport
Jesus. Did I hurt your feelings in another thread? Cunt.
> Canada
> Not only relevant for sucking dog dick and hiring South American firefighters whilst depleting all their gold reserves.
Quit being a dumb faggot leaf.
>wimynz football
DELETE YOUR LIFE
You sound like you're from Toronto.
I'm from Ottawa. Fuck off burgerfuck proxy poster SHILL.
>caring about soccer
>caring about women's soccer
>Hey Canada, what's your country ranked so far?
We're top cute
>How many medals do you have?
Uranium
>How many golds do you have?
Lots of (((Golds)))
>Ottawa
Probably some underage suburban faggot shitposting from his divorced mother's house in Orleans
>That bitterness
You're awfully specific in your projection, loser.