Why haven't you met Constantine yet?

Why haven't you met Constantine yet?

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Never been to London now have I, squire?

Because I value my life.

Too buisy not getting killed and living a nice life.

Well I manage one of those things.

Somebody please send an ambulance.

Because I haven't been a writer for him yet.

Because the guys a massive cunt

That's kinda mean, he does his best, you know?

So anyway what's happening with his character nowadays?

Why haven't you met Juan Constantino yet?

He is assumed bi-sexual now. The comic is a little less edgy but still enjoyable

>assumed bi-sexual
Guess he has to take it where he can get it?

Why has OP been posting this everyday for the past year?

Just lucky I guess.

But he lives in new york.

This is the correct answer.

>But he lives in new york
Britbongs never leave London. Not really.

I've been to london but I've stayed away from places and people likely to get me killed

I love reading about John, and i want him on the other side of the fucking planet from me and my life

Even the John that was played by Keanu?

That wasn't Constantine, that was just some American wanker with lung cancer.

The movie is actually good if you don't think of him as John Constantine.

I've never actually seen it, only read the MAD parody of it.

Good point, also turn off before end credits

He got on a plane back to London at the end of his most recent series, 'cause he ruined several little girls lives with his negligence, so he wanted to go back home to the UK.

Alan Moore has met the real Constantine twice, and so has Jamie Delano, Peter Milligan, and Brian Azzarello.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Constantine#In_real_life

Hypercrisis anyone?

I remember reading in one of the intros to the Swamp Thing volumes that Moore met the guy at some sandwich place. Seems legit to me.

>Brian Azzarello once saw him in a Chicago bar but avoided him, saying that "the thing is about John is, the last thing you'd want to be is his friend."
Only one with a sane reaction.

Oh, did I miss that issue? Or did he just get on the plane and the issue ended?

Your loss. It's a good movie in its own right. Just...not constantine.

It's good. Worth a late night watch.

I live in Las Vegas. You'd think he'd show up here of all places, unless the casino's have all 86'd him

Fuck I'd buy him a pint if i knew where he'd be.

And then user woke up missing a kidney but with seven demons in his belly.