Got an email by accident today. Girl sent me her acting resume RE: auditions for an upcoming play. Here's her pic...

Got an email by accident today. Girl sent me her acting resume RE: auditions for an upcoming play. Here's her pic. Should I reply?

DO IT.
Also be polite.

Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?

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>hey sorry, but it looks like you accidentally sent me (brian :D) this email. i'm sure you're a great actor!! again, sorry, but if you ever want to do something together i'd love it :DD!!

Get

Time to have an ((((((audition)))))) bro.

>Should I reply?
Obviously, with a dick-pic
also

What is a girl? What kind of creatures are those?

>the casting couch is open whenever you are

Get her naked "modeling photos" cunt

That's fucking gay as fuck mate. Pleaee tell me that's the point.

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Ow! Shart Tha Fukk up cun!

Two words: Casting Couch.

Tell her to come to Sup Forums, and tell her to read the posts as training for the part in the play.

Call her a kike shitskin and send a pic of a dead baby back.

That's the most beta thing I've seen in a while.

Ask if shes willing to do full frontal nudity in an upcoming show and send pics of her tits.

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Have her read lines and record them for you. The more terrible the better. Get her to read the plane scene from the dark night rises.

This. Do different voices to see range

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tell her some scenes involve posting on an imageboard and ask her to come to Sup Forums and make a thread :^)

ah nevermind it's a play

Tell her she has to send nudes to be considered.

if you don't some how get laid or nudes from this you are a gay

You know what to do m8

Tell her if shes not a natural DD cup and has visible labia curtains then she can forget it.

NO! crazy eyes

ask her to read male parts, also ask her to shave head.

send her emails to the casting couch director. Dude makes decent porn.