Why is this show so based?

Why is this show so based?

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I never realized how dark children's tv shows used to be. Now literally every song/scene has to be positive and it probably harms the child's growth into an adult.

Model trains look neat

Why is it called the Tank Engine? He's a train, not a tank.

It was written by an autistic vicar. He like teaching kids life lessons and he liked trains.

Everything bad that happened to the trains was because they defied God (the Fat Controller)

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Reference to whatever fuel they used
All the trains in Thomas are fucking ancient and were scrapped long before the TV series was ever made

The controller was a cold fucker.

Sodor is ruled with an iron fist, by order of HM Queen Elizabeth II

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"Tank" refers to the tank of water that is heated to create steam that pressurizes the pistons and moves the wheels. He is actually a steam engine but I guess tank engine is a regional/colloquial term.

>all those dislikes
>people unironically getting triggered in the comments
lol

what's the appeal of this show?

Nobody bad mouths Sir Topham Hatt has been notified of this thread and its illegal and blasphemous content. Just you try and set foot on the Isle of Sodor ever again. See what happens you disrespectful pig fuckers.

>whatever fuel they used

Yes, what does a steam train run on anyway?

more of this?

This is why you dont mess with that fat bastard.

Adventure Time has a lot of dark moments

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Trains are cool motherfucker. Also Ringo.

DELET THIS

If there was a god, he abandoned us by now.

Henry deserved what he got, the prideful fucker

George Carlin or Ringo Starr? For me, it's Carlin.

Gotta keep those uppity railniggers in line.

Trains don't die, that was eternal-life imprisonment, with a window built especially so he could watch the others living forever.

His fire going out just prevented them from screaming.

How did they predict 2016

>Trains don't die, that was eternal-life imprisonment
There is no such thing as eternal imprisonment. If it is possible for an immortal being to be freed, then that being must eventually be freed.

Is this trainkino?

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Unless his captors are immortal as well. As long as The Girthy One's spite remains, so to shall Henry's internment.

Not that the other trains are any better, laughing at him as they passed.

trains are hardcore

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This one is superior

Fat Controller = Roko's Basilisk

Eastern European cartoons are very good at being depressive as fuck.

Not even memeing, but Autistic kids are obsessed with this fucking train. And Sonic.

Why?

They relate to the non human characters

Autistic kids wish to go fast in order to avoid their bullies like in Forrest Gump.

Trains were a staple of autistic obsession before we had stuff like anime and lolicon

What did they mean by this?

That cartoon was for older kids. Thomas was for preschoolers

Maybe it's to do with early bonding, even to non-existent "people". With some autistic people I've met it seems that they form their close relationships in early childhood and then struggle to form new ones for the rest of their lives.

>thinks kids shows aren't dark today
Try watching Stephen Universe, sweetie.

Fucking Japan

Primary colours and basic characters

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Tomashu the Train! He get journey very fast! Loyalty to Fat Controller very much - will better die than be dishonour!

Old engines that are no longer useful go to the breakers.

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooope

Coal and water.

So all the engines are coalburners?

Is that the same Henry?

Actually it's because of the design of the locomotive. The water tank is built around the boiler on the main chassis resulting in a smaller overall size locomotive without having a dedicated coal/water gin.

Except Toby the Tram

Nah.

Steam engines would have a tender car. Extra coal and water would be carried in the car. A tank engine carries it on the locomotive itself.

Who would do this?

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It's the type of steam loco. They carry the water on the loco instead of in a water gin/tender.

DELET AT ONCE

The series featured diesels.

only the steamcucks
the diesels will take over sodor inshallah desu

>Sonic fans made horrible fetish DA porn for years.
>Thomas fans created this.
Amazing that they became more legitimately disturbing in a single swoop.

>the happy music at the end as the camera zooms in on his sad face

Reminder that Thomas had his own harem of bitchy elitist carriages who looked down on all the other support vehicles because they served The Chosen One

The ending sequence is genuinely horrifying, but all the jokes the maker thinks are funny really aren't. The humor was very poor.

>but I think he deserved his punishment, don't you?

Wow Ringo Starr is an ice cold nigga

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He did deserve it. That was a passenger train he was pulling, so you had all these people who were going to be stranded in the middle of nowhere for god knows how long just because he's a pussy who doesn't want to get wet, despite the fact that he presumably gets washed down daily anyway.

>people should be allowed to stop doing their job out of pride and vanity without consequences

t. reddit and youtube

He's a steam tram and he REEEEEEEEEEEEs out when people think he's electric

I forgot about them.
Traveling on jobs with your harem of twins sounds comfy.

>eternity in solitary confinement for the crime of mild vanity

You can really tell this was written by a priest

>steam tram

What the hell is the point of that?

>people should be forced to work until their skin drops off because of environmental hazards

Too bad nearly all the female cast are bitches. In a more recent episode they got paired with Daisy the railcar to increase passenger capacity, whereupon they ended up getting into a competition over who could out bitch the other. Eventually Daisy got taken off their run and they got stuck with Diesel.

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I thought the coal was in the tender and then gin was in the cabin?

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click that shit nigga

What am I, mr steam tram guy? I don't fucking know

Diesel was an arrogant dick

Holy shit, Diesel got an upgrade in the CGI show

>skin drops off

more like "skin gets dirty"

>boop boop boop serves you right
what a dickhead

He got his in the next episode where he broke down literally right outside the tunnel.

Anyone have that youtube channel of that guy that narrates hour long fanfictions of Thomas? I think he did some in a Gumby costume.

I'm happy to say I've never heard of such a channel.

>Edward punished for vanity
>Gordon punished for his pride

Fuckin Sodorites

Off to the scrapyard with ye.

Read the thread

>Edward punished for vanity
it was henry

A dignified end to a lifetime of service and obedience

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That's right, Edward was the gay one

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Found it.
>dude has 5639 videos

Thats a pretty fucking badass train.

Was James the train equivalent of a ginger?

Is that why he was such a dick and nobody liked him?

He was a hothead

I'll bet Awdry himself felt that cringe.

Thats not fucking Gordon thats Duck

That's a train, not a duck