Hand sanitizer

You guys know this stuff is made of alcohol right?

Yeah I drink it

>mfw I used this to sanitize my balls

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It also contains moisturizer, vitamin E and some gellant.

Does it feel good?

I guess you can call it

pretty cool

dealwithit.avi

heh good idea, no alcohol tax. Might mix that shit with some coke

>There are people this blue-pilled on Sup Forums
I thought this was our place

>mfw foot powder on balls

Also at woollies Chinese cooking wine is 17%

I once drank a bottle of cooking wine.
Never again.
Had so much salt I shit sandstone bricks

Yeah but I can't buy booze with my Abo card. Gotta rob white dogs if I want top shelf goon

>a bottle of cooking wine.
>cooking wine.
De quoi?
You use red wine to cook, the cheapest available, rarely white wine.
They sell an overpriced salted wine to you to cook? That's queer.

>mfw i use hand sanitizer as an aftershave
>mfw i use it to aftershave my balls

Soap is expensive.

>there are cowards on here who don't drink methylated spirits by filtering it through bread

Asian cooking wine.
I think it's made from rice

You guys ever heard of alcohol POISONING

>Abo card

what?

They have changed the receipe in the UK because the homeless alcho 's were sneaking into the hospital and drinking all the hand sanitizer

>people actually use soap and hand sanitizer.

Yeah it's something that happens to poof cunts who can't handle a goon without help

Yeh, that's when you stop drinking, terrible stuff.
No it's isn't it's just jewish fat deposit, there's plenty of it, somewhere.

Yeah once I smell a bit off in the distance and looked for vodka.