Amazon account banned for pulling the free TV scam

>Amazon account banned for pulling the free TV scam
>lost 600+ issues on Comixology

I don't usually side for corporations, especially when it comes to fucking with the digital goods you've already paid for.

But you literally deserved this.

Why would you steal a TV? And on your main account?

You're lucky you weren't charged with a felony.

Full fucking circle, jackass

What scam?

Probably the one where you order a TV and then claim it was damaged or lost in the mail

lol faggot.

surely the require you to mail it back. they'd rather take the hit on shipping it back than they would on letting people just steal stuff.

This is why you don't try to pull scams, people!

That's why you pirate comics!

That's fucking hilarious, thanks for sharing faggot

>linking your CMX and Amazon accounts

idiot

Never link different accounts if you can help it. Because the health of one will usually affect the health of the other.

>lost 600+ issues on Comixology

Damn, wish it was more

I don't think you have a choice now, as Amazon bought Comixology. Maybe if your CMX account was old enough.

who stores shit online in a subscription-based service without keeping a backup?

That's what happens when you're a piece of shit. Go fuck yourself.

I linked mine since I had a bunch of graphic novels on Kindle

But I also don't steal shit, so there's that

that is what you get for being a nigger

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>stole a TV
>upset that there were consequences

are you an idiot?

of course you are, you don't have to answer that

I feel like if you're going to pull that shit you should pick something less expensive and conspicuous than a fucking TV.

I don't understand how the result of committing a crime can be losing your account. really, they shouldn't be allowed to do that. punishment is for the courts to dole out
you should to go jail but you should keep your amazon account

>spending thousands of dollars to look at .pngs

I'm just laughing.

Lol
That was a good one

i mean it. why isnt this fucker in jail?

i really don't get what's the problem here

you can just download all those comics for free, sure it may be a pain in the ass to find some rare ones but you can download entire big-2 anthologies from a single torrent

i'd do it for a free tv

White privilege, user. White privilege

>paying for something you can't physically hold in your hands
I'd have more sympathy for someone who lost all their pirated comics in in a hard drive crash.

This reminds me of when I used to work at Amazon and would read the list of people who were fired from there for stealing. There was an user who was fired for stealing $750 worth of anime figurines.

are you black, OP?

>black people
>comics

>black
>reading anything, let alone comics

As pathetic as my life is, at least I'm not that guy.

The fuck you're talking about. The realest niggas love comics and weebsit.

Nah, it's weebshit and fighting games.

i do seem to recall a 90s gaming magazine instructing me in fighting game slang, with such distinctive terms as "Jack Ramsey" i.e. hot shit
>that guy thinks he's Jack Ramsey
and "Bust a phatty", to pull off a punishing move.
>Ima bust a phatty on him

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I know this is parody, for no one would be stupid enough to buy 600 digital comics.

I wish anime was more than almost literal slideshows a lot of the time

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Were you expecting sympathy, you fucking faggot?

>willing to steal a TV
>but not digitial comics
lad

Never use one of the most righteous characters in cartoons to express your anger for being a shit person ever again

Show us the TV you stole! better have been worth it!

Lulz, what a fag.

Exactly. I back up everything anyway. I'm sitting on a mountain of music and porn.

Oh. You're serious?
Let me laugh harder!

>Not owning physical copies

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

We are all forgetting the main thing:

>buying comics

This gif is fucking amazing, and OP's fucking stupidity is all worth it for this.

I don't know which is funnier...that you got caught or that you came to Sup Forums to tell everyone.

think of it this way stores can ban you from coming back if they catch you shoplifting, that's exactly what happened here

>Using a primary account to do anything under the table
My sides OP

>steals a TV
>pays for digital comics
You deserve it OP

You deserve it for buying comic books.