Dahnald, Enough is enough. Your comments about females show just how much of a bully you are.
Females need a real nice guy leader, So you know what to do, Dahnald. Hand over m'delegates.
*Teleports behind you*
My weapon? I call it The Priesthood, Dahnald. 100 times folded Texan steel. Don't make this personnel.
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can't wait for him to run for pres in 2020 and Sup Forums getting behind him
This meme is deader than Jeb's dreams and Rubio's Orlando boyfriends.
Dahnald... Years of pain and thousands of dollars in plastic surgery just to over throw you... I can't undo the election, but you can't unfuck pences wife...
DAHNALD I WARNED YOU. IF I GO TO HELL I WILL TAKE THE DELEGATES WITH ME!
You think that little sword can hurt ME?
PLS DAHNALD HE IS NOT KIDDING. HE TOOK MY GUACAMOLE! HELP ME! HELP ME PLS!
Cruzposting will never get old. These threads are one of the highlights of my day.
pshhht, nothing congressional, kid.
DAHNALD
Dahnald. Deleguts. Now.
Im here for the delegates, partner.
Come get them.
It's Highnoon Dahnald, hand the delegates over Dahnald!
PROJECT CRUZ CITY
DONALD: Hello Ted.
TED: Donald! Donald, it's been too long.
TED: I know, I know. You're just overwhelmed with emotion.
TED: Fifteen years - seems like Super tuesday was only yesterday.
DONALD: I guess that's a perspective thing.
TED: Hey, doing time for the party is no piece of cake,
TED: but the Party looks after its own, ok?
TED: So, how'd the deal go down - you sitting on some Delegates?
DONALD: Look Ted, we were set up. The deal was an ambush.
DONALD: Jeb and Carson are dead.
TED: You better be kidding me DONHALD. Tell me you still got the delegates!
DONALD: ...no Ted...I don't have the Delegates.
TED: Those were my Delegates, Donhald, MY DELEGATES!
TED: You better not be screwing me Donhald.
TED: because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with!
DONALD: Wait Ted.
DONALD: You have my personal assurance that I'm going to get your Delegates back
DONALD: and the Voters.
DONALD: And I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
TED: Hey, I already know that. You're not a fool Donald,
TED: but I warn you, neither am I.
TED: If it was anybody else you'd be DEAD already.
TED: But because it's you, because we got history,
TED: I'm gonna let you handle this.
DONALD: Look, Ted, you got my word.
DONALD: I'll be in touch.
SANDERS: Go get some sleep, he says -
SANDERS: I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off
SANDERS: drinking coffee!
SANDERS: This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man!
SANDERS: These Blacks, listen to me, are gonna come down here
SANDERS: and rip my head off. It's ridiculous!
SANDERS: I did NOT Study gender studies for this! Ok,
SANDERS: now what the hell are we gonna do?
DONALD: Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
DONALD: You're gonna find out who took our Delegates-
DONALD: and then, I'm gonna deport them.
SANDERS: That's a good idea. That's a GREAT idea.
SANDERS: Let me think, let me think, let me think.
SANDERS: OH! There's this retired President, President George W. Bush
SANDERS: He's the one that helped me set up this deal
SANDERS: well away from Washington's established thugs. Ok?
SANDERS: Now, listen. He's holding his party out in the bay
SANDERS: on his expensive yacht
SANDERS: and all of Washington's big players are gonna be there. OK?
SANDERS: I have an invite, of course I have an invite,
SANDERS: but there's no way that I'm going out there,
SANDERS: sticking my head out the door - no way! Not gonna happen.
DONALD: I told you, shut up! I'll go myself...
SANDERS: Ho - whoa, whoa! Hey, I like 1978 too,
SANDERS: but, y'know, this isn't gonna be a beer and strippers do.
SANDERS: I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads
SANDERS: on the runway for the wrong reasons.
DONALD: What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?
SANDERS: Ok, look, here. Stop by Mr Goldbergstein's, tell him I sent 'ya.
SANDERS: He'll make you look respectable.
SANDERS: OK, go, c'mon...
Step asside....
Faggit rato
BUSH: Buenas noches.
BUSH: I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Sanders,
BUSH: I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh,
BUSH: mental well being, Mr...uh?
DONALD: Trump. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia.
BUSH: Excellent, excellent. And you?
DONALD: I just want my Delegates.
BUSH: Ah. It's an unfortunate set of elections for all involved.
BUSH: Of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry,
BUSH: but such a delicate matter will take time.
BUSH: Perhaps we will talk later.
BUSH: Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter,
BUSH: Hillary!
BUSH: Hillary, could you look after our guest
BUSH: while I attend to my necessary obligations?
HILLARY: Of course, daddy.
BUSH: Please excuse me.
DONALD: HILLARY!?
HILLARY: You try living with it.
Lmao
HILLARY: Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests...
HILLARY: That's our congressman Shoah Silverstein with rising silicone star
HILLARY:Jill Stein...
SHOAH: And have you met my lovely wife Laura? No?
SHOAH: Well, unfortunately she's in Alabama. This is Stein.
HILLARY: And over there we have the Vice City Mambas' star tight end, Ben Garrison-
HILLARY: always the charmer.
GARRISON: I blocked down on the fucking niggerand then I put him in a wheelchair!
SAM HYDE: Haha, that is good!
SAM HYDE: Well now, I'm looking at some prime real estate property.
HILLARY: And that poolside amphibian is Bill Clinton.
HILLARY: lead singer with Notorious KKK.
MOONMAN: Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand?
MOONMAN: Let me tell you's,
MOONMAN: it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean!
HILLARY: Impotent.
HILLARY: And the chatty trio.
HILLARY: That sleeping sweat gland is Papa's right hand gimp, Obama
HILLARY: and the other two are the Pope
HILLARY: and pseudo intellectual film director, Joesph Stalin.
STALIN:...passion with the nympho invaders,
STALIN:when the giant shark comes in and
STALIN:just bites their dicks off!
STALIN:Ha now, you never saw anything like that before, have you?
OBAMA: BUSH!
OBAMA: your parties as ever are a triumph, hahahaha!
OBAMA: I can only apologize for my late arrival.
BUSH: Ah, de nada amigo. How do we find you?
OBAMA: Our business is very trying - barbarians at the gates.
OBAMA: A time for rewarding one's friends
OBAMA: and liquidating one's enemies, amigo.
DONALD: Who's the loudmouth?
HILLARY: Barrack Obama. He's Mr. Delegates.
OBAMA: Hillary!
HILLARY: Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town.
HILLARY: Another time, Obama!
HILLARY: Let's get out of here.
HILLARY: Actually, take me to the White House.
Dahnuld you're gonna love this trust me
What you're seeing now is a my normal state
This is a Republican
And this, this is what is known as a Republican that has surpassed a Republican. You can just call this a Conservative
AND THIS...IS TO GO....EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!
DELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEESSSSSSSSS
Wonder what game that's from t b. H
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Fuck you, these memes are the last funny thing Sup Forums will be remembered for
holy fucking shit , kek