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When did spidey become a twink?

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Thanks a lot now I have eye cancer.

>implying its a bad thing

It can no longer be denied this film is Reddit

>all those texts with no replies
Lol take the hint buddy she's not into you

Fuuuuuuck. Amy Pascal actually got a version of her "Spider-Man should use snapchat - all the cool kids use snapchat" :O

I chuckled.

I love how they just like crooped his face out and pasted it onto the cgi picture

What's up with his neck

>Also Mr. Stark keeps hitting on Aunt May
Based Tone.

kek
there should be a read symbol under every message

sam raimis spiderman
>with great power comes great responsibility
marvels spiderman
>DUDE AVENGERS HOT AUNT IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE OMG TOM HOLLAND SO CUUTE

after seeing all this shiti dont even know who the villain is

>it's a 30-year-old manlet plays a high school kid episode

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

This.

THAT'S TOTALLY HOW I USED TO TALK 2 YEARS AGO XDD

Why does his head look shopped on?? Why even bother if you can't do proper covers/posters...fucking hell

Amy "Sinister Six Will Make $2 Billion" Pascal managed to get her ideas through the door anyway? Was Marvel that desperate for Spider-Man? They were making the money the merchandise generated without the deal and that's worth far more than the movies.

that's cringe

dont you mean disney?

Holy shit this is bad

The photoshopped head looks ridiculous

>How do you want your cover senpai?

>michael keaton is literally playing birdman

what

Seeing this email never gets easier.

The face looks photoshopped. But I can't decide why they would go to the effort of doing that.

fast characters without super strenght are always like that.

> using a cellphone while unmasked
so much for secret identity

I've never even heard of N.B.D.

jesus this email is so cringy

He is 21 though

Spider man has more strength than a ton of super heroes

>Mr Stark keeps hitting on Aunt May

> glow
> a hit show
> I do not sanction.

You have mental retardation

Yes because you're a thirty year old man

>Mr Stark keeps hitting on Aunt May
can someone blame him?

wtf i luv fuccboiz now

based Amy Pascal

This cover, the Spider-man phone app, the Spidey steals your Starbucks coffee... Pascal and the stupid crew are fully involved with the moronic side of advertising the movie.

Meanwhile Disney cut a 30min TV special which ran multiple times of Disney, Disney XD, and is posted in full on their youtube channel to watch for free. The foreign markets got a similar version which revealed interviews with the Shockers and others who are more spoilerish.

>DCuck thinks an Entertainment Weekly magazine is representative of the movie

even more retarded than people who think the posters have anything to do with the production company that actually make the movie

Oh look, just as foretold in the Sony leaks - Spidey gets his humble brag.

For those wondering why The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is considered a financial disappointment despite making $709 million worldwide, you'll find in that email. There was only a net profit of $35 million. Sony needed $500 million net profit for financial stability. They had no idea what they were doing with Spider-Man so they now have Marvel making the movies for them.

Hes always been one...

Spider-Redditor.
And why is he shilling Glow?

>if you don't like our capeshit you must love the other capeshit

>Toby and Andrew together= about 2 billion in profits
holy fuck these emails are amazing

Spider-man being a boy rather than a man has been a comic book thing.

>ywn exchange pleasntris with Amy

>based

The option that got picked was the one that only a single Sony suit wanted.

If anything it shows how much of a big swinging dick Marvel/Disney/Feige has.

Jesus fucking christ

I can't comprehend how she could think this, even if it made 2 billion box office somehow their profits would be significantly less

looks pretty fucking jacked to me

this is why ISIS won.

I have a renewed respect for GOTG. I thought that was Reddit, but this shit out-Reddits it.

BOI I wouldn't like to be the shills having to viral market this turd here

2000, Ultimate Spider-man issue 1

This unironically made me hard as a rock. Does it make me gay if I'm attracted to men that look like women?

so this is the Hollywood media manipulation Sup Forums have been ranting about for nearly 10 years now

seems really sinister

At least with those movies you got the sense that James Gunn had some creative control, which is more than you can say for any of the other Marvel movies.

ISIS conquered the world and converted everyone to Islam? wasnt aware of that

The thing that most astonish me in most of this is how the fuck you can be considered a serious professional and format email this way.

I guess that's why I'm poor and they're not

That's not a 'jacked' physique. He's always been a short, thin but ripped as fuck teenager.

Then why is his name not spiderteen instead of spiderman ?

checkmate atheists

Didn't they just lose Mosul.

Yeah, I agree. Formal apology to GOTG from me.

why not spidertwink

it's better

Because part of the idea of Spiderman is shouldering responsibility and becoming a man. Peter is using his alter ego to grow up.

The thing that always grates me about this e-mail is at the beggining:
>He had his own receptionist take notes, which I think was offensive
Literally what the fuck did she mean by this?

I feel like Raimi went a bit too far here.

>that terrible photoshop
>NBD
>BTW
>remember that there's Tony Stark aka Iron Man in this movie
>GLOW shilling for some reason
What the fuck?

>mfw this will make $800m without breaking a sweat anyway

people like this should be locked in the basement.

Where's your face?
But hey, no one ever doubted it would make mad money. Spider-man (most recognizable supehero in the world), RDJ (money-making machine, guaranteed $1 billion movies on his belt), Disney Channel/Generation Z appeal. How couldn't it?

>am I gay
not at all

Instead they cook up "movies" like this. Shows you how the world works.

This is mildly infuriating but incredibly funny at the same time.
I don't get how they end up in those positions while being this god damn retarded though.

That's the age old question

Seriously though, why is Spider-man shilling Glow? What did I miss?

This.

You like trannies. If you go to /lgbt/ there are a lot of them who want sugar daddies, too bad that they act worse than women.

>Spiderman snapchat=2 bajillion dolaroids
Have we seen the last of Amy "NBD" Pascal?

EW can't do better photoshopping than this?

Do you think they'll retcon Zendaya being MJ? Or is the public TOO WOKE? In the reviews I've read, everyone was praising how diverse the cast was, and that she was one of the best parts.

I was wondering about this.

Maybe she thinks that if someone isn't taking their own notes that they aren't that invested or interested in the talks?

Who knows, she's a weird cunt. Women ruin everything.

Is this the Tom lust thread?

>that's not jacked
>he's always been ripped as fuck
I don't think age really matters anyway

>He's always been a short twink
>5'10"
>170

>5'10"
>170

The badly written email is a sign of dominance. It's like deliberately farting in front of someone: it shows you don't need to respect them.

I don't know I've already added NBD to my vocabulary

Why is Tom so adorable?

They'll probably lose it within the next week. Raqqa is surrounded at this point, too.

Society has become a parody of itself.

i don't think you would want that
this is the face of regret
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What a fucking trainwreck, jesus

>In late 2017 female lead film, starring Emma Stone as antagonist Carnage.
I would like to step into the alternate universe where this exists just for one day to experience this absolute trainwreck

Is this why TASM2 had that incredibly cringe inducing dubstep fight scene?

This cover makes sense, he's a fucking melennial teenager