I haven't seen any threads about this, and I thought it'd be relevant to Sup Forums's interests.
The census, each five years, seems to become increasingly pervasive. This year, Australian personal data will be held until 2020, or until the data is no longer relevant to public interests, whatever comes first.
Your name and address will supposedly be stored separately to your other data. Separated, that is, by a 14 character alphanumeric string derived from said data.
Thinking about lying, or not doing it? $180 PER DAY for not doing it. $1800 fine for providing false information.
It doesn't take a fucking technology expert to realize this is, at best, a catastrophic cyber-security breach waiting to happen. At worst, it's a thinly veiled government honeypot.
The end is here, cunts, and there is nothing any of us can do about it. I encourage you to read up on the matter, at the very least. Welcome to 1984.
Jack Bailey
Jesus, sorry for spacing my post like a fucking faggot. Please no bully, I really think we should be talking about this. It deserves a critical glance at least, this is the data of the Australian population hanging above the fucking abyss by a thread.
>b-but if you have nothing to hide! "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Camden Peterson
Nearly got arrested by the thought police today.
Thought I was an Emu sympathiser.
Cameron Phillips
When you receive your census form, everyone specify your gender as "other". Stand back and watch the hilarity.
Tyler Johnson
>Nearly got arrested by the thought police today. >Thought I was an Emu sympathiser.
That's the Emu's running Vichy-Australia. They were going to let you into their inner circle.
Landon Reed
I'll just provide false information who cares, I dodgy my tax and have never been caught. Australian beauracracy is a joke.
Jonathan Flores
I really wish they'd get rid of the "Australian" option for the ancestry part. I wanna see how many shitskins we really have in this country and that option massively skews it.
Cooper Peterson
> jedi
I think the droids we're looking for might be in Australia.
Zachary Hernandez
>naming the Emu
Enjoy the van.
True, but all the same it's almost guaranteed that the information will be hacked.
I'm pretty sure this census asks for the country of origin of both parents. Not sure if that's new or not.
Juan Bailey
just tie a rottweiler out the front of your house, close enough so nobody can knock on your door. then play rock/ metal/ punk music really loud like an asshole from your house, and start revving your car in your garage or out of sight. they fuck off when they realize they might get stabbed or mauled by a dog. our old neighbours did it all the time. like 20 of them went round for a bbq/ pissup. left all their motorbikes, and muscle cars out the front. tied all their dogs up out the front (all pit bulls, rottweilers, german shepherds and angry looking dogs) then just played dad rock music really loud, 3 different census people didn't bother them, in the end they asked us to go give it to them. so we went over walked in, explained it, they just told us to leave and ''tell the poofter's they can get fucked''. so we did and they just said ''ohh okay then, well thanks anyway'' and left. these people dont care, they are losers who want to door knock for 20$ an hour. they wont put any effort into it.
Benjamin Stewart
Who gives a fuck. Just do it properly cock suckers. You got a cellphone? That is spying on you more than some basic details about yourself ever will.
Ian Bell
>Australians even shitpost on census forms
Oliver Hall
So are all these real? Are Aussies such huge shitposters IRL that they have to be told not to draw dicks on ballots and not to claim to be Jedis on the census?
Christopher Rodriguez
Just don't answer the door. It's that simple.
Chase Diaz
yes, about 50% of the people I know drew dicks instead of voting.
Thomas Allen
yea its great, haven't heard any of our banter kings in the radio/ tv business call on aussies to shitpost anything particular this year, but im sure there is something in the planning.
Luis Stewart
Yeah because it's compulsory. If it wasn't, the dick drawers and Jedis simply wouldn't do anything.
Samuel Peterson
On Bosnian census i declared as metalhead in nation and as atheist in religion, it is very important to eradicate religion.
Jonathan Smith
>uses a computer
Muh personal info is at risk with that census Nigga..... If you own a phone you already fucked up, if you use a computer you already fucked up, so just help us develop a better city you retarded cunt.
Gavin Williams
if they think youre home when they come back they have the police with them, and if you are actually home you get fucked over. best option is to go out (date night would be perfect) and get a few photos of you going out, then tell them to fuck off if they try to fine you.
Charles Gutierrez
I've got a paper form and am planning on filling it out properly, but omitting my name. I don't want the government to have all that information directly associated with me. The ABS has had 14 data breaches since 2013. Date night won't cut it. You'll still be at a residence some time that evening. You would have to go camping.
Joseph Hughes
/m\
Gabriel Jackson
public parks are fine. just go to the skatepark and watch them roll around for a night. they wont give a fuck if they think you are part of that crowd who >wont do the census anyway >if they do actually do it, will bullshit it >wont pay any of the fins because they still need to pay off another 20k worth of other bullshit fines.
you either make it too scary for the pussy handing out the forms to approach, or just fuck off for the night somewhere quiet and prove you were there.
