Shouldn't Aunt May be old and grey and wrinkly like in the comics, Sup Forums...

Shouldn't Aunt May be old and grey and wrinkly like in the comics, Sup Forums? What kind of a bizarre casting decision is this?

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>52
Nope.

Nope what?

Her age in the comics never made any sense. Peter's parents were in their late 20s when they died and somehow Ben (Peter's father's brother) and May were 40 years older (despite being full brothers, so I guess Ben and Peter's Father's mother had a womb of steel).

maybe they were full brothers from another mother

Peter Parker shouldn't be a queer either, but here we are.

>pit fags will defend this

Delicious hairy armpit whore

If she's 48 then I'm 48

Granny may is old a busted looking
I'm not going to see this movie

How would Tony hit on her if she was an old fart?

Please tell me that armpit hair is shooped

>hairy armpits

Fuck off queer kid. Wait for your balls to drop before you post here again.

>hairy armpits
Take note, Wonder Woman!

She's 52. They literally could have had the movie star a fully adult Peter in his late twenties and she still would have fit.

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>Not liking a little hair on your women

Sorry we don't find pre-pubescent bodies attractive, pedo scum.

Only feminists and lazy shits like armpit hair. It's disgusting not only aesthetically, but retains sweat and smell.

kys

Delete these images

I'd cum just at the sight of that hose

wut

How about recast her with someone who won't get disgusting sweat on her cleavage

it's OK to discriminate against old women as long as enough white characters are replaced by niggers.

>hairy pits

Go back to your cute femboi shit damn kiddy diddlers.

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>not thoroughly enjoying sweat on a woman's cleavage

You might be gay

Spider-man started in the 60s. You have to understand that old people nowadays are a lot better preserved then they were back in the day. Up until the 1980s anyone in their 50s looked like what 60 year olds look like now, and anyone in their 60s looked like what people in their late 70s look like now.

Blue collar work and lack of sunscreen used people up.

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stop it, this is a SFW board

hold me lads

im in love

imagine being her pit slave

what the fuck is wrong with americans

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Aalam Barbossa

based pit poster

>but retains sweat and smell

exactémundo my man

sweet hairy pu- thats not pusy

>liking hair on a woman
>hair being a masculine trait

Faggot

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>hair being a masculine trait
lmao what

Hair is a mammalian trait, you fucking retard.

>penises can be feminine
>but hair cannot

Should have been more specific since you are retards

>hair being associated with manliness

Women with armpit hair is for faggots

Why would Peter's mother or father's sister be an old woman? How old is she supposed to be anyway? How old were his parents?

ew wtf

hair is a sign of maturity you fag

>it's associated with manliness
>therefore I cannot like it

no john you are the retard

Reddit is at it again, posting on Sup Forums and shiet.
Please let the court know that we are presently in a MCU thread. The only type of thread reddit like

SHAVE YOUR FUCKING PITS!!!

>people think this is real

Just google "Marisa Tomei LA premiere."

Dude just come out of the closet already.

It's okay to be gay in this day and age. You don't have to keep up this charade any longer.

No princess it means you are a faggot

Hair is associated with manliness along with prominent muscles, pronounced chin, etc. you can like it, it just means you enjoy penis

Queer boy why all the projection?

You can like it as much as you want. But you're a faggot for doing so.

I was saying armpit hair is for faggots. Try to read retard

Or what?

It's alright user. You don't have to pretend on the internet.

You like cock and that's fine. Why continue to live a lie?

>not letting yourself enjoy the pleasures of women because your boyfriends tell you it's gay

quite gay to be honest

more like

>LICK MY SWEATING PITS user-KUN

>user likes something associated with manliness
>b-but your gay

I love it

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>not sucking men's cocks because your boyfriends tell you it's gay

G-A-Y

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women have had hair on them for as long as humans were born.

its only recently that guys like you were afraid of a little hair on their women fucking pole smoker.

>can't get an erection looking at a nice natural thiccy because there's a little hair
>n-no it's the others who are gay

>hairy pits
DELET

BACK TO THE PIT

Let's be honest user. You probably like girls with a bit of muscle or "THICC" as you faggots call it as well.

You've probably fapped to trannies multiple times and gay porn at least once.

Just come out of the fucking closet and stop this charade. Chances are that everyone around you already knows dude.

>mentioning hair on a woman is not attractive
>now user projects saying I don't find Marissa Tomei attractive

She is very attractive. But it doesn't change the fact you enjoy manly traits.

Men have had cheese on their dicks since the beginning of time Now we are a bit more civilized and clean that shit off. Get my point, RuPaul?

>haha dude you can't get an erection just because this chick has a penis?? what are you gay

No user, you're the homosexual here.

Penises aren't inherently gay they can be feminine you fuckign fag jesus christ now I'm actually getting angry

not the same. penis is exclusive to a man not applicable.

so afraid of little hair because he fears he will be called gay. sounds like you might be the one suppressing your true feelings

Please post celebs with hairy arms

no homo

There's nothing gay about anything you listed and if you think there is then you have some insecurities that need resolving, this is 100% the truth and you will be better off for it

Do you like muscular girls as well?

Do you ask your gf to use a strapon sometimes?

If liking cock doesn't make you gay, what does?

Watching Will and Grace?

>there's nothing gay about being sexually attracted to men

k

You don't have to be sexually attracted to men for anything in that post to apply to you

>you don't have to be sexually attracted to men to find masculine traits attractive and fap to gay porn

Will and Grace is to homosexuals what The Big Bang Theory is to nerds.

>masculine traits

nice meme

Aunt May and Uncle Ben are Peter's Great Uncle and Great Aunt.

Not true. It's same as everywhere. Pretty niggas in the cities and ugly niggas out in the sticks. Old people still age like shit bro.

>body hair and muscles aren't masculine

What do you consider a masculine physical trait?

That's probably true.

anything exclusively male

Here's what's gonna happen, spiderman is trying to be the cool young movie but it's being lead by a bunch of 60 year olds guy who only have an outside view as to what "cool" is. It's gonna be a forced piece of shit and everyone and their mother will say that DC has come back and won the capeshit war until marvel makes a movie with characters they've developed more like Thor Ragnarok and then they'll be in front and the next 3 dc movies will be helmed by zach snyder and will all be terrible and there will be no room for bounce back

So the only way you would describe a woman as "manly" is if she literally had a dick and a beard?

I guess according to you that women can never be masculine and men can never be feminine since you only look at exclusive traits.

It's quite silly to pretend social conventions are genuine markers of femininity or masculinity and sillier still to pretend that taste has bearing on sexuality given how fluid and subject to social change every factor involved is
A sliding zeitgeist shouldn't be afforded the power to alter sexuality retroactively
Also only masculine penises are manly

whats the bulge in your pants anons

So if a male colleague comes to work wearing lipstick, mascara and heels you wouldn't start asking yourself questions about his sexuality?

Body hair and muscles are masculine traits since, although not exclusive, they are far more prevalent in men.

Then again you're just trolling and I don't even know why I'm replying anymore...

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