Help me pack Sup Forums

So I'm about to go study in America for a year, what should I take with me to survive the political fallout from the election?

I already have supplies of tea and chocolate, what else though?

Good thread wish I could go to burgerland too.

Have a bump lad.

Don't forget to bin your knives.

>Not packing Jaffa Cakes

tea
>into the sea it goes

Bring a nice folding pocket knife.

so fucking useful to have on you for daily tasks, and it's legal.

Go shooting.

Eat heart attack burger food.

Have fun with the easy women due to your accent.

Welcome to america. Lets MAGA

Your tea and chocolate, you will not need them.

> milk chocolate
Leave that shit where you got it. You can buy Cadbury here anyway.

stay home we full now

Where is your brown dildo?
You are going to miss those muslims

kek

if those are your shirts on the left side, under the black pants, then youve got shit taste in clothing and women will laugh at you behind your back.

t. woman

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>I already have supplies of tea and chocolate

THE TENDIES

FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T FORGET THE TENDIES.

Also, a towel. You never know when you are going to need it.

more tea, less flip flops

>he doesnt roll all his clothes and instead folds them into squares

fucking plebian. rolling saves so much space in bags.

>Not packing protein instead of chocolate

im sure he can pick up a black one when he gets there.

>tea
That's something my mother would do, they sell tea in America.

Everything you need will be available once you get here.

You can't buy it in bongland.

Where are your bombs?

shoes make you look like a faggot, you will blend in nicely with the liberals.

>packing chocolate in a suitcase before flying for 12+ hours

Have fun with melted chocolate, user.

>no dragon dildo

dont even come here you dont deserve to

Sovereigns sell for a good amount over there,buy one just to sell for extra

Bring the tea,I went to some tea place and they had no milk or teabags that tasted good,plus the tea was cold

Have you done your vaccine ?

Don't drink tap water.

Take apart a clock, put the wires to a small empty cylindrical container, put in carry-on baggage. Go to airport. Have a safe and fun trip BritBro!

a gun

Digestive Chocolate Biscuits

Print out some job advertisements and keep them on your person at all times to repel the """""unwashed""""" hordes.

you will return retarded

If anything, you should leave some things behind. Particularly the average Brit's holier than thou shit-tier political smugness.

Embrace the burger.

Depending on where you are going make sure to look really poor so the blacks don't Rob you... Also bring a rainbow flag to fly so it will be easier to find fags like you to buttfuck

>ZERO FUCKIN' DIALOGUE
>DESIGNED FOR CHINESE MARKET

(((oscar))) approved.

pic related

No they don't

What state are you going to?

>Packing to travel abroad
>Folding your clothes
Roll them up. It increases the amount of space you have per suitcase.

>mfw I open my phone and I actually got replies

At horrific prices for tiny amounts

>Yorkshire Tea and Dairy Milk

Fuck I'm jealous. That's all you need lad.

Have a safe trip and vote Trump.

answer your questions retard

>Particularly the average Brit's holier than thou shit-tier political smugness.
I used to be like this and I thought it made me a proud Brit. Then I realised it made our country a laughing stock. Now I would absolutely buy a gun if I could.

Wearing my man boots for the flight, they weigh too much for luggage

>milk in tea

Ingenious idea. I love it!

Which vaccine yo, I've had a bunch

Important question OP - where are you going to be studying?

(don't have to name the specific school if you don't want to, but knowing what part of the country you're going to end up in will help us give you more helpful advice)

Kansas, so no faggot democrats to ruin my trip

I saw a lady sipping a boiling hot coloured water mixture,and she looked like it was not the most enjoyable experience,add milk to yours,try it yout will like it

Don't buy any new cloths until you're here. The sales in the US are crazy. Go to Michaels, Ross, TJmaxxx (not tk) for cheap cloths. Buy all the ralph lauren and send it home to sell on ebay. A plain ralph lauren t shirts 15 bucks.

Don't forget there's tax here so cards are better than cash. Get a bank account asap unless you like carrying coins.

When you get here get tinder and put youre British and just came from England. Instant tour of town and endless pussy.

Prepare to eat out more and drink a lot less. The first time you drink don't drink much at all to see what others are like. People have told me we had an insane night and I was laughing to myself because I could remember every part.

That's all I can think if right now. Oh, bring a lot of your favorite tea bags. The US has some, but shitty ones.


Oh and cell phones are a bitch here. Get a monthly one from boost or tmobile. Expect to pay $60/mo

Don't forget your special underwear for penis inspection day.

>thinks he can lecture us on how to drink tea

You've fucked up now you little shit. Black tea (you probably call it English Breakfast or something) is meant to be drank with milk.

I'm studying in Manhattan, kansas

Any advice for dealing with locals?

Sweet I went to ohio,not so bad but a lot of God is great tshirt being worn,I don't care about it but it was a strange sight to me

ALLAHU KINDAR

You should fuck off and stay in your rainy little island.

Will they find out about my phimosis then? Fuck my foreskin

You can't come here

Everyone says accent = easy women, but they never take into account my vulgar personality

Don't forget to pack Scottish longbread and pies.

Just be thankful I'm taking up visa space, if it wasn't me it would be a shitskin

They'll find out about everything, and then post it for everyone to see. Its about honesty.

No we call it black tea, and it's meant to go in the ocean.

Long bread? Wtf are you on?

KSU alum here, you won't have any trouble with the locals, just be chill. However be wary of the Riley rats.

fuck off we're full

>Long bread
Sorry I mean short bread. I'm drunk.

youre gonna get circumsized by the border rabbis

At least a shitskin wouldn't spend the entire time lecturing everyone they meet on why they should let the government steal their guns.

To be honest it would save me time having to tell people it individually, bring on the dickspection

Don't bring these, you'll end up in jail.

What state? Buy a fucking gun bro.

...

Not sure why you're studying in Kansas but it's a lot better than Manhattan, NY which is full of niggers and liberals.

You get to witness the White majority USA back-country. Have fun and don't be discouraged by typical "redneck" look you'll see!

You're a KSU student? Yo let's MAGA together

Aww sweet yeah bring shortbread

You can keep your guns for all I care as long as I dont get a taste of freedom

>yanks don't put milk in their tea

What the fuck is wrong with you

Tell em Texas.

Well, anyone that is less than 10 inches isn't allowed to fornicate. If you get caught, Jamal(seriously, these guys are all called Jamal) will come and dick down whoever you were about to dick down. Its really sad desu senpai. I've seen guys kill themselves over it.

Laws for dirty foreigners owning guns? I have no idea m8

>actually trying to lecture bongs on tea
on my school trip to bongistan they invited me to put milk in tea, and this shit is purely evangelic I tell ya

We are not muzzies?

One of you Kansas motherfuckers better take him hunting. Dove season is starting soon.

There is fuck all else to do in Kansas.

I'll invest in a flesh light or just black up and call myself Jamal, which would work best?

Tea is for throwing into Boston harbor, not drinking.

Unless it's w

Muzzies drink it without milk you fucking fag

Anglos (y'know, the people that created your country) drink it with milk

We don't drink shit tier hot/black tea.

We drink the superior iced tea

A folding pocket knife is legal every day carry here, too.

I put milk in my tea, but I rarely drink the stuff

Technically you're not supposed to but...ehh.

>britards so fat they call a literal cookie a biscuit

That would be sick, someone help me out

get some fake shiny teeth to blend in with the locals

George Washington created our country and he was not an anglo, he was a demigod.

As long as the burgers dont see my bottom set of teeth I'll be fine, those fuckers are wonky as shit

Become a citizen and never go back. Then become a gun owner.

I never understood this. I take my coffee with milk but tea? Never