Why aren't you at church Sup Forums?

Why aren't you at church Sup Forums?

Why aren't you?

i'm not a cuck

Late service doesn't start for another hour. About to head out.

I don't believe in religion.
I beleive in survival of the fittest.

Not an argument

I don't like the taste of Muslim nigger feet

I'm Catholic. We Catholics don't believe in practicing our religion; or believe in God for that matter. We believe in science as Jesus would have wanted.

Believe.

Church is a waste of time.

because im red-pilled

>believe

Nope.

This is my Church. The Church of the Poisoned Mind.

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I don't like being lied to

1. Work
2. Imaginary friends are for children

I have no desire to expose myself to a communicable mental disorder

>thousands of years of religion
>only argument is fedora tipping

well memed

the ratio of time spent to substance is very bad, over half is singing and silent prayer. if I could actually apply most of the things discussed to my life I might actually go

at least here I get keks

Because I havent been in a number of years and I'm nervous about going to a new one in a new town, even though I've lived here for 6 years.

Christianity was the Islam of 2000-1000 years ago. An invading alien religion from the middle east, forcefully taking over Europe.

As a European, why would I want to have anything to do with it?

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here i am, shitposting at church while waiting on the rest of the band to get here
Q: how do you organize a bunch of retarded teenage musicians?

I've not been in a while.

>being an atheist
>AD 2016

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May Lord Jesus have mercy on you leaf, forgive him for all his sins and may the leaf not turn to evil ways

Amen

Because Christianity is no longer an effective brake on the tendency of women to try and usurp patriarchal authority. That was the sole benefit it offered, but it no longer works that miracle of suppressing feminist aspirations. Now you go, and the church lady is bragging how they turned their daughter into a physician, or other schemes that displace males and lower the birthrate, or import shitskins, or waste money sending people to africa to teach 'em about jesus, as if a program of indoctrination in magic spells to get past saint peter would ever overcome the difference in hereditary IQ between us and the inferior races. What the church does today imperils our hold on our own government. Religions have tactical and strategic goals, and if they don't meet those, it's time to slough them off and move on to the next thing. Christianity does not do the trick today, friend. Best to tear it down and get it out of the way.